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John Parker

@johnparkerwrites.bsky.social
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Posting here about the cosmos, MCOC, gay films, cats, and baking fails. Host of @thegailyshow.org and @thisqueerbook.com. Founder of the Queer Armenian Library. GLAAD Media Award nominee. Lambda Literary Fellow.

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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Thanks to @stephaniemiller.bsky.social for hosting me yesterday. I continue my reporting of what's happening in Minneapolis every afternoon at 2pm CST on @thegailyshow.org. Tune in to @mattmcneilshow.bsky.social and @robertpilot.bsky.social for more local commentary and analysis!
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Hey! For my work on @thegailyshow.org and reporting for @am950radio.bsky.social be sure to follow me on those accounts! Here, I post randomly about video games and books. 😀
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
If anyone's looking to join an #mcoc alliance, mine is recruiting. We're AQ mandatory, AW optional. We run Map 4. Great alliance for progression to Cav, Thronebreaker, and Paragon. Min prestige: 8k. We're chill, with main objective of 100% exploration in AQ. Happy to share more!
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I'd vote for Brad Lander on the basis of this video alone. I hope he has a job in the upcoming Mamdani administration. Those two are fantastic.
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Do they not give out America Chavez anymore in #mcoc? I just opened 23 Paragon crystals, 2 5-star nexus crystals, 3 6-star crystals, 2 Science-Mystic crystals, 4 6-six star Nexus crystals, 1 Exalted crystal, & a 7-star generic crystal. Didn’t even see her in the rotating line of champions. 😭🤔🙄😵‍💫😭
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I had the wildest #mcoc Battlegrounds match last night. The game froze on the ban champs screen. I waited but the red flashing icon popped up so I closed the game. When I reopened it, the match was still going! I got to choose 1 champ with seconds left and then had to fight. It was WILD.
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Does anyone else save up all the units they earn over the year to use in December's #mcoc banquet? I literally don't spend a unit. 😂 My goal is to earn 3,000 units a month and I'm up to 9,967 so far. I'm already dreaming of those banquet crystals...
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
An armor break immune node on Emma Frost? 🙄 About the same nonsense as adding an evade node on one of the thousand spider people champs in #mcoc. It doesn't make me want to figure it out. It's just annoying. Pass.
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
If you give your cat a two-syllable 1st name, then you can perfectly replace "Thunder" with their name in the Thundercats theme song. In our household this is sung regularly: Buffy Cat is on the move! Buffy Cat is loose! Feel the magic, hear the roar, Buffy Cat is loose! Buffy, Buffy, Buffy Cat!
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I know it would be impossible to do, but I would love to see my competitors' fights in #mcoc Battlegrounds. So many INTERESTING choices I wouldn't expect.
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Just discovering how many videos are on YouTube of bands doing covers of the Thundercats theme song...and I'm in heaven.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2025
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration...
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
What's a summoner got to do to earn America Chavez? Tell me RNG! For months, I have had all the rank up materials waiting just for her. #mcoc #youngavengers
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I don't know man. The last week of #mcoc has been annoying. and not fun-figure-it-out annoying. more like these nodes are dumb and it feels like the designers are mistaking annoying for difficult. Or maybe I need a break.
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Autumn of Agony is wrecking me. I've never had such little success and lack of improvement in #mcoc before. Time to spend hours watching how-to videos on YouTube......
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
When your special 3 takes down the defender to 1% health, but then they knock you out. 🤔 #mcoc 😭
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
If you see this, then post a gif from one of your comfort shows
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I know it's called autumn of agony. But, usually, after three days of trying, I get slightly better and make some progress. But this. 🧐
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Paragon! And I didn't chuck my phone once 😂 #mcoc Could not have done it without the YouTube video by Marvel King Saitama using Hercules. I watched that thing a 100 times. And many thanks to MCOC Noob and MCOC Encyclopedia on YouTube who got me to 7.4.6. I feel like I'm giving an Oscars speech.
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Going for Paragon this weekend. 😬 Chucking my phone has been a crucial part of attaining uncollected, cavalier, and thronebreaker. So, good thing I bought a new heavy duty case. 😂
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Ok, there are excellent #mcoc tier lists... but what's your F(wB), M, K list? Friends with Benefits: Let's have a mutually amazing night and call each other again in a few weeks. Marry: Your ride or dies. Kill: You're stupid and you're dead to me. Here's mine (partial) 👇
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
*applause for best pop culture reference to summarize today*
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I really enjoyed this essay collection on finding your place in the cosmos. A cosmic #booksky
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Dr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Oh come ON now. This new JWST image is just ASTOUNDING. I feel like I’m falling looking into it, and that I would fall forever, and that I would enjoy it. NASA, ESA, CSA, K. McQuinn (STScI), J. DePasquale (STScI)
False colour JWST NIRCam image of a nearby star forming region in front of a deep back ground of colorful galaxies. NASA, ESA, CSA, K. McQuinn (STScI), J. DePasquale (STScI)
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
So close to having the full Young Avengers team in #mcoc. Also, I won't rank up anybody if I think their PI will end up putting them in between Wiccan and Hulkling. 😂 I added signature stones to Kate Bishop one at a time to make sure she wouldn't. Thankfully, still got max sigs and 4-star relic.
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John Parker @johnparkerwrites.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Wish I could see this. Jealous. All caps.
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