Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the last time I ask AI to do this. It’s perfect. 140
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It really is a brilliant likeness. The firefighter cried when she saw it. She misses them as much as I do. 020
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Finally, I asked it to create one for my, now passed, very much loved dogs, Ronnie and Kaiser. This one almost brought me to tears. It’s as if the AI knew them… 220
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Then got Chat GPT to create one for my other cat. Nailed it… 111
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Printed out and framed the first three pictures of the cats… 220
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerJohnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The firefighter bought, on a whim, some paper and water colour paints ten days ago. She’d never painted anything before. Today she painted this and I’m very impressed, so I wondered what anyone else thinks… 561
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I printed and hung these on the wall, but the wall looks sparsely populated so I began doing the same with my cats. Only managed three before running out of uploads, but I’m happy with these. Barney Granger to follow, but here are the promo posters for Boxwood, C-Comme & Mary… #CatsOfBluesky 120
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can’t be arsed cooking. #EnjoyTheLittleThings 030
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Neither of us have watched it, though I think I should now. 100
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I asked Chat GPT to put me in a promo for whatever tv show or film it thought I’d best suit and it came up with this. I’m really rather happy with it. #EnjoyTheLittleThings 150
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sometimes, not as often as I should, I remember how much I love my home. #EnjoyTheLittleThings 030
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026« je t’en prie » mon pote. je t’en prie. :) 110
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The firefighter bought, on a whim, some paper and water colour paints ten days ago. She’d never painted anything before. Today she painted this and I’m very impressed, so I wondered what anyone else thinks… 561
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi. 33687332865
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 11/08/20261/3 one of my cameras catches something similar to this every night. Can you guess what it is? 100
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign. 10752481135
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I spent 40 minutes this P.M. trying, unsuccessfully, to lasso an escaped pony. Not as easy as it looks on the films but I managed to lock him in a field safe from the road then found the owners house. He’s not in. Anyway, long story short, the ice lollies I’d bought melted in the boot. Fuck my life. 050
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026One of my many cameras picks up a hedgehog that comes to eat my chickens’ leftovers every night. I’ve named him Hérisson Ford. #EnjoyTheLittleThings 060
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Went to Ciel Bleu in La Chatre with the Firefighter today. Spotted a nice pair of Adidas in her size. I asked the price. 150€. She said « no way » but as we left she said she´d loved them so I went back and bought them for her. Turns out, we could sell them on for eight times the price. WTF? 040
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerGuy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 06/07/2026One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro 226105393047
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Pas vraiment. Un peu de « bonjour », de « merci » et les chansons de Kylie Minogue et Lady Marmalade (la 2ème n'était pas très utile), mais c'est tout. 110
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Aujourd'hui marque le dixième anniversaire de mon départ du Royaume-Uni pour cause de migration économique suite au Brexit. Ce fut une décennie formidable. 250
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Yes, though an artificial lake. Three of them in fact. Beautifully created by a lovely dam a few kilometres further on I believe. 010
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Then to the beach. Today was in no way a bad day. 010
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026It’s the Firefighter’s 51st birthday today so, after gift giving, I took her to a fantastic little restaurant. 100€, absolutely well worth it. Fruit and vegetables from the restaurants own gardens and all local produce, except for the coffee. 10 out of 10. #EjoyTheLittleThings 330
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The owner didn't need to speak; the dog handled the entire situation Original post 16684271049
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerMayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 26/06/2026This is remarkable. 902764773
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerBarack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It was great joining Njideka Akunyili Crosby—a gifted Nigerian-born, Los Angeles-based artist—to unveil our first portrait together. This piece reflects so many chapters of Michelle and my story, and we’re thrilled that it will be on display at the Obama Presidential Center starting this Juneteenth. 1162293315493
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerHannah Graham @drhannahgraham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026A wee group of angry balaclava and mask-wearing anti-immigration guys tried to stop the good people of Glasgow showing solidarity with migrants and standing up to racism and fascism. Well, the far right are far outnumbered... #RefugeesWelcome #MigrantsWelcome #NeighboursNotStrangers #Glasgow 17371172183
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerPeter Rice @ricepeterm.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Far-right criminal Tommy Robinson has been invited on a prestigious public stage. We need a public outcry to get this invite cancelled and protect our communities from his hate! Can you sign and share the petition? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ca...you.38degrees.org.ukCancel Tommy Robinson’s invite to the Oxford UnionFar-right criminal Tommy Robinson has been invited on a prestigious public stage. We need to get this invite cancelled and protect our communities from his hate! 122
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Nigel Farage's great hero Enoch Powell did Desert Island discs in 1989. Well worth listening to because it exposes him for what he was. A self-regarding, pompous poseur utterly devoid of humour whose choices were clearly picked to show everyone how clever he was. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...bbc.co.ukBBC Radio 4 - Desert Island Discs, Enoch PowellSue Lawley's castaway is politician Enoch Powell 72683171
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 27/05/2026It’s taken three years but finally I have peonies in my garden and in my house. #EnjoyTheLittleThings 060
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerEmma Pearson @emmapearson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026200 Brits refused entry to France last year, Eurostat data shows, mostly due to previous breaches of the 90-day rule. It really is not worth trying to cheat the system or overstay your limit!thelocal.frFrance refuses entry to hundreds of BritsFrance refused entry to 200 British citizens in 2025, latest EU data shows, with most refused because they either did not have the correct paperwork or had previously over-stayed the 90-day limit. 2116
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Just home from another shift and I found this on my doorstep. Not actually sure which of my lovely neighbours had left it for me, I assume it’s a thank you for all the eggs I leave on people post boxes. #EnjoyTheLittleThings 040
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I can confirm those pink roses smell incredibly good. Almost mouthwatering, like Turkish Delight. I planted mine from cuttings last year. 010
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I did quite enjoy shouting out orders in French and ringing my little bell for the servers to come running. My life is just one long zig-zag. 040
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Last night they asked me to run the pass at work. Not obligatory but I said yes since it was set to be a quiet night. Never done it before, been working there just short of two months so it was a bit stressy but I nailed it. Probably won’t do it again until there’s an offer of more money involved. 130
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Another fourteen hour shift at the Auberge. Cooked a lot, fed a lot of folk. Back again tomorrow but not until three PM so now it’s wine o’clock followed by a long lie in. #EnjoyTheLittleThings 020
Johnny Foreigner @johnnyspacey.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I bought a Roomba this morning. I’ve never spent such a relaxing afternoon. 020
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 19/04/2026It’s not that these people still exist. That’s just biology. It’s that they are still being paid to shit in their own hands & start clapping. 1332757490
Reposted by Johnny ForeignerPascal Jacquemain @jacquep.bsky.social · 18/04/2026French Widow Detained by ICE in Alabama Is Released After 16 Days www.nytimes.com/2026/04/17/u...nytimes.comFrench Widow Detained by ICE in Alabama Is Released After 16 Days 048
