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sBOOghetti Time Johnson

@johnnysocrates.bsky.social
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Grant Park/Atlanta with a Mid-Atlantic Accent. Go Os/Habs/Iggles/Dream/Knicks/Williams F1. Also SVG, Bubba, and Blaney. Will post a lot about food, guitars, traffic safety, and racing. Frequent pedestrian and e-cyclist. He/Him.

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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 32m
Also, Coke just tastes worse sorry.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 32m
Sorry couldn't hear you over the grinding from the weird grindy and sticky thing coke does to my teeth reverberating in my head.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 36m
Fall of society being documented. In real time. Shame coke hegemony is spreading.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 38m
Hopefully emphasis on the brevity.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 45m
Their own. I mean I could absolutely adjust my schtick to the littler kids or drop the act, but yeah. A huge reason I worked better with the older kids was the independence with the bathroom thing. And again, I think I was a fantastic counselor/fun uncle in the end.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 45m
I also had/have a very dry sense of humor at times, and that just worked so much better with the older kids. I was never mean, but I played a bit of the Graham Chapman this is too silly character. The older kids (and ones I was in charge of) knew it was all in good fun and also used the restroom on
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 50m
Oh god - the ability to say I need to use the restroom and go on their own (but using the buddy system) is why I was always assigned kids between 10-13 as a camp counselor and not the little little ones. Absolute horror stories there.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 54m
I was and could be again a fantastic camp counselor. I will be the fun uncle where needed. But those all involve giving the kids back eventually.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 55m
And might be worth more than the wall of Funko some folks keep.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
Just so damn lazy too. So many things I just blocked the quoted poser on instinct, but damn.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
I mean he is a barbarian of coirse this is funny to him.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
There is a lot of competition, but this might be the dumbest thing I have posted here.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
You all made me do this when I remembered my new phone has a pen.
An equilteral triangle cut in half i can't describe the exact shapes other than I think I accidentally made another rquilateral triangle and what we will round to an irregular pentagon. I also have notes asking what now triangle people and cut in half. The handwriting is bad.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
Still all good songs.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
Want me to redo the joke with just the number 3 and say im already in the dungeon that is Indiana?
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
Whycome you need a square for a triangle. Next thing you're gonna say you want to square the circle
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
"Oh look at this 45-45-90 partisan over here!"
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
I haven't talked with him for a couple years now, but wholly expect he'd be an Ossoff/Jackson voter. Unless he dumps Ossoff.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
I thought that was Marvin Gaye (or Obie Benson if you're going for the writing side). Unless another What's going on has hit the building
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
Simon, letting that through - "This is his cross to bear now"
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
If you don't understand a reference I make, it's very safe to assume it's a very dumb 90s music, auto racing, or food thing.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
The more the better actually.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
Convenient if you work with a Greg or Craig though.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 1h
Even better if an unranked team jumps ranked teams and at least two alley kept out.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
He's not blonde, so that tracks.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
I have not seen her live, but her video for My Favorite Mistake was a base formative thing for Young Socrates I will say.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
I made a former colleague super mad because I assumed he was a Trumper, and he was all "oh yeah, i get that a lot" when I pointed to the Pepperdine law degree on his office wall. He also later accepted an AUSA spot in the current admin, so I'll say I was right.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
Look I lean into the hating Nick Sirianni as a bit (though i do think a lot of the success is in spite of not because of him), but the Hurts thing seems legit bad.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
Still not sure whether they or NYU kids top the over-inflated sense of superiority (with very different worldviews), but I have never met someone from Pepperdine I was impressed with.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
Less secular Liberty but more OC, west-coast liberty and mostly always have been from my knowledge.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
Oh, that was clearly even better, but current system is bad, and i said that when it was only a "vahfer-theen four team playoff"
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
Some of the years made me really mad, but the BCS system wasn't actually that bad.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah, I'm not a medical pro to be sure, but that's the stuff I have had drilled in to never mess with. And I do not want to see Jalen suffer something that could get a lot more serious because I love the guy as a football player. But, it's known and being monitored, so hopefully he winds up okay.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
Just the other day, my wife, who is planning to send me to adult Space Camp for my 40th this coming spring, wondering if that is a good gift for me. Me: have you asked me how many times i have watched Apollo 13? Her:.....go on Me: At least seven. This past week.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah, that's why I was asking. Based on the timeline, it seems they didn't catch it until after getting to London. And re-reading, looks like the movement was after some practices. Still, scary stuff to see (though like I mentioned elsewhere, leg blood clots are one of my personal biggest med fears)
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
Too many innocent bystanders on the ground if you ask me. (I mean they are not going to debut a flying car, but still)
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
Like blood clots in the legs are one of the medical things that scare the hell out of me, but I never know if I'm being overly cautious or reasonable. Flying home with a known clot, though, is where I really took issue.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
I mean I assume there are risk assessments, but flying once you know there's a clot seems like bad idea.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
Okay holy shit this is actually really bad - they knew about the clot and let him fly back from London? I'm not a medical professional, but letting him play on and then fly transatlantic with a clot that later on showed movement seems bad? I hate to ask, but @guynemer.bsky.social am I overreacting?
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
/extreemely Emo Phillips heretic joke voice I see you picked the far inferior thin vocal Chronic Town version and not the far superior Eponymous version.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
Absolutely cursed team this season. (I hope Jalen is doing well and has a speedy recovery. He's a good dude and done a ton for the team, and i hate seeing this happen to him).
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
I would obviously much prefer another option because those would be great! But kind of stuck, obviously.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
I live in (essentially) downtown Atlanta, amd my job is in Lawrenceville. In a county infamous for rejecting public transit expansion in the 1990s. I could take a series of four busses and a train that is 2h51m to 3h24m each way or have to drive about 65 miles RT daily.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 2h
I just invite everyone down to post-it note city. Where the ink is blue and the penmanship shitty.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 3h
I think they're like taking a derivative of a spreadsheet if I remember when Lntried to show me a pivot table of the vacation plans.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 3h
But have some act like a car existing means you're the next coming of Robert Moses is exhausting.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 3h
It's so frustrating (and I know I angry post about it at times too) because encouraging cycling/walking/mass transit is a very good thing! Some of us also are stuck in areas where a car is needed because of bigger infrastructure/policy decisions. And to mostly agree with most bike folks...
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 3h
And I went with the short version because I was tired of inserting underscores on my phone.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 3h
I am actually mad because I manually do a lot of that stuff if I have to include a few people with different roles in the action that needs taken and inhayebthat AI has made this an assumption now.
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 3h
Sir, you will not besmirch the good name of 2026.10.15_Brief_In_Support_of_Second_Amended_Motion_FINAL_VER3_WITH_PARTNER_REVISIONS.docx[do not use new version on OneDrive]
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