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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

When I was eight, the Spin Doctors played a show at my school in New Zealand. It took me fifteen years to realize it was just a covers band.

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Someone in San Francisco just smiled at me like they KNEW I was a New Zealander and I’m not sure how to feel about it.

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

“Dude, you’re forty?! I thought you were, like, twenty-seven.” Me:

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Uber driver was just talking about how magical New Orleans was, when his wife called: she’d just won 32 thousand dollars at the casino.

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

“His name’s Mr. Winky, because if you blink when he looks at you, he will send you straight…TO HELL!” — An 8 year old explaining his pipe cleaner monster to me at a kid’s birthday party

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

New Zealanders: do you hear this phone number? 0800 83 83 83

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

The eternal struggle of trying to find a film on Letterboxd that @dillamonster.bsky.social hasn’t already logged.

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I witnessed a man in his car, windows down, joyously singing “The Candy Man Can” from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. His joy became my joy.

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

2025 just peaked: “Do you dance because it brings you closer to God?” “No. I dance because it brings me closer to dogs.” [Pats dog on the dance floor]

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

My wife just said if she had to choose between me or eggs, she’d probably choose me, and if that’s not love, well… I’m not sure what is 🍳

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Someone mislabeled the supermarket chicken breast as $47.56, and I got to make a “Dang! Chicken sure got expensive!” joke not once… but TWICE!

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

My brain at 3AM for absolutely no reason, “Hey… HEY! Mark Cuban Missile Crisis.”

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Can y’all confirm what *IS* on your 2024 bingo card…? Not convinced anyone actually has one, to be honest.

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 07/07/2024

I ate a pie within 45 minutes of touching down in New Zealand, which is a new personal record for me.

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 15/03/2024

After a long and stressful day, someone shot a beer out of a leaf blower at me and it hit me square in the nuts 🍻

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 02/01/2024

House sitting at my brother-in-law’s: how do I break it to him that he has motion smoothing turned on by default on his television?

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 27/12/2023

Sometimes I’ll tell a joke so funny that the other person farts and it’s honestly the highest compliment.

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

I’ve decided to have a quiet night, kick up my feet, and unwind with a small film I’ve heard good things about. The film is called THREADS.

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

We only get one life: share a meme with someone you care about today.

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Johnny Hall @johnnymcinneshall.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

My doctor recommended I speak to a therapist, but when I called to book an appointment, they said, “I can’t understand you! YOU’RE NOT SPEAKING CLEAR!” so now I definitely need a therapist.

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