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Johnny Johnson

@johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social
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Engineer. It’s never too cold to eat ice cream and it’s never too hot to drink coffee.

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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 20h
Name them after Disney characters. Just the seven dwarfs would almost get you through a year.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, it’s an indication that you should change your ringtone to either Stairway To Heaven or Highway To Hell.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Many things pair well with cheese
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks for the heads up.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I pay attention when you post about her. Obviously she’s a special one.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wow. Hard to believe she’s now 11 years old. And looks great!
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gotta say I’m kinda stoked you got that one.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And the doctor determined he was experiencing motion sickness so he prescribed bramimine.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Perhaps you should wait to purchase until the talking model is available.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You seem too serious about this. Maybe it would help if you lighten up a bit.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Terrorize the neighborhood. But be sure to take plenty of water so you stay hydrated.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
To you they’re vibrators, but to your dog they’re canine gum massagers.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A radiant, glowing creature from my youth. He, too, never missed leg day.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The sound of purring cat is very relaxing and can help one fall asleep.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Some might think that’s a purrfect way to end the day.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe they’re proud that they excel at their work and need to tell someone.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
She misspelled fiends.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We just went thru this two weeks ago with one of our 16 year old cats. Basically same issues that your cat has. We put him down. Would have preferred not to, but we can’t let pets suffer because we can’t let them go.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Perhaps. But the possum didn’t.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They say the Lard works in mysterious ways. I suppose this is the proof.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Almost anything is not that bad if you put butter on it.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Because you said so, and we’re afraid you’ll beat us up if we disagree.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No. Too late - for Lindsey.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Not that I’m doubting you, but something smells fishy about this comment.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m assuming this is the mane point you’re trying to make.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You’re dead-on with this comment.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m guessing there’s no way to squash this type of behavior.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That sounds about white. (Since we’re discussing coded slogans)
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m guessing all the books have hard covers because they last longer.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Maybe it’s because you’re gonna need a bigger coat.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I think whoever sent that should probably go see a doctor.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Because time flies when you’re having fun…
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
To get a dictionary to look up chromatophores…. Oh, I get it now. Haha! (Actually that’s clever and funny)
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s a good start.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A highball cocktail will fix that.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Well, praise the Lard!
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Oops. Read that as rash instead of radish.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So I had to look up to see what a John Deere header is, since I’m more familiar with the headers spanning across openings in structures. Learn something new every day.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The nest appears to be built on a piece of John Deere equipment that hadn’t been used in awhile.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Any season is pissing outside season if you gotta go bad enough.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Would a Nudie suit work?
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I suppose that’s ok as long as you’re not being a prick about it.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
What would be appropriate attire while gardening - a crop top?
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Love Will Find A Whey
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I didn’t mean to say you were. My mistake. I understood your point and agree with it.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I think we first should see the independently verified proof/evidence that god exists. Then we can worry about gender.
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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If you’ll be sure that whatever you’re doing is also illegal you’ll likely be charged. Problem solved.
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