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Johnny Johnson

@johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social

166 followers 131 following 590 posts

Engineer. It’s never too cold to eat ice cream and it’s never too hot to drink coffee.

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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Many things pair well with cheese

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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

A radiant, glowing creature from my youth. He, too, never missed leg day.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I think whoever sent that should probably go see a doctor.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Would a Nudie suit work?

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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Speaking of Ohio culture, don’t forget Big Butter Jesus.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

It’s strawberry season!

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

A multitasker. It’s not just for serving spaghetti.

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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Then there’s this.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

There’s this

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Speaking of drug dealers and Girl Scout cookies….

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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Don’t fear the niche.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

After seeing that pic, why was this the first thing that popped into my mind?

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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

And the legend lives on.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

As requested. Wait, I may have misread that.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Props to Gary Larson and the Far Side. He knew cows.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Welcome to the club

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Exhibit B

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

There are solutions

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Madam, I do not joke about such serious matters…usually.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Here’s a Carroll Shelby golden GT. Does that count?

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Not out of the realm of possibility.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

But your hair is at least 5’-8”. I bet you look fabulous in a hat.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

It’s good you express that now, because I may not survive this impending doom.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Not everyone can be you. 😜

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Could it be possible it’s due to eating too many of these?

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

I didn’t know the frog had a name until I just looked it up

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Perhaps one of these is in your future.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

How about a little Far Side humor?

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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

At least I have a type.

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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Guess you aren’t familiar with this phrase.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

In the interest of being inclusive:

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

This place?

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Well, listen to you. I think you’re finally mature enough to own one of these.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Then you should definitely keep doing this. In case you enjoy art in general, here’s some pics of glass sculptures

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Maybe to some. Others think of this.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Perhaps you should consider investing in a Krampus sweater.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

This made me think of the Mac Davis song.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Hank Williams had a song about this very thing years ago.

Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Have you tried this one?

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Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

That made me think of this.