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Johnny Dice

@johnnydice.bsky.social
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Mutli-hyphenate powerhouse! 80s/90s music lover. Classic game show aficionado. "Xennial" AKA Oregon Trail Generation. 🇺🇸 RI Native; MA Resident. 📱Also find me on INSTAGRAM: @johnnydice.retro for Retro Music content; @johnnydice.now for fun hot takes.

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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I just realized today that they no longer sell the hot cinnamon Jolly Ranchers and I’m feeling a certain kind of way about that.
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Franken Donnie @geekinthezoo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's so disrespectful that every time Madonna releases a new album the discussion isn't about the music but her age. She is too old. She needs to call it quits. She is irrelevant. Nobody is telling older male musicians these things. Give her her flowers!
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I don’t give a flying fu¢k if Mike Vrabel had extramarital relations. It literally has no impact on my life or the game. #SoWhat #WhoGivesAnF #Patriots #MoveOn
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I approve this message! 🖋️ #CoSign
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Free the chicken for the people! Life is hard enough for folks on SNAP. As long as SNAP funds aren't being spent on cigarettes or alcohol, we shouldn't be regulating people's grocery carts. Incredible overreach!
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Yeah, the threats we’re facing are more complicated than a pop song, and no, life isn’t like a Prince concert, though maybe it should be... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/ten-years-...
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Ten Years After His Death, America Could Really Use Prince
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called Life.
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Wdstckdr🦋🇨🇦🇺🇸📎 (John) @wdstckdr.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Prince passed away 10 years ago today. RIP, your music lives on.
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Stand up to bullies!
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Whitewashing the overt racism…unbelievable and completely believable at the same time.
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 22/01/2026
Greenland residents should say they are in the Epstein files. Then the US Government won't do anything about them.
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The 1920s led up to the Great Depression. The 2020s have been a GREATER Depression! What a shitty time we're in right now.
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Social Security Works @socialsecurityworks.org · 04/11/2025
Federal workers―including the ones who are still making sure Social Security payments go out―haven’t been paid since September. The GOP needs to end the shutdown and negotiate with Democrats to save essential programs for working families.
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 28/09/2025
Don't let the bastards get you down. Have hope.
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I'll give you a topic: "20/20" is really just a Temu Dateline. Discuss...
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
After a so-so summer, we're already plunging into fall. Pumpkin-flavored everything, needing layers, increased traffic. Just not ready for it yet. What happened to September being a bonus summer month?
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Any word that comes out of the Criminal-In-Chief's mouth is a lie, including "and" and "the," which is quite a feat. How can 51% of this country be this stupid and gullible?
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My sister introduced me to the 10,000 Maniacs when I was in 8th Grade (1993). That's when "Unplugged" came out and I practically wore out that CD. This prompted me to check out their back catalog, which included this album.
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
It takes a lot to make me truly outraged. I say that to say this: CBS' cancelation of "Late Night with Stephen Colbert" was beyond out of pocket and a capitulation to the Criminal-In-Chief. This was 100% politically motivated.
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
You know what I DON'T need right now? A rogue feud between Nicki Minaj & SZA. Leave the people out of it! We're dealing with enough in these 2025 streets!
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This country isn’t being led, it’s being disassembled
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Incredibly difficult to be “proud to be an American” this July 4th. Trump and his sycophants on all levels (from Supreme Court to human garbage) have made sure of that.
Upside down USA flag
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Social Security Works @socialsecurityworks.org · 01/07/2025
Propaganda I’m NOT falling for: 16 million people should lose their health insurance so billionaires can buy yachts, islands, and spaceships.
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Sometimes it's just easier to close my eyes and turn my 80s music up to max volume.
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 22/06/2025
Getting older sucks. I recommend not doing it.
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Mentally, I’m here… #PapaGinos
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Congratulations to Karen Read, her awesome defense team, and all of the Free Karen Read movement on a historic and consequential victory over over-the-top corruption and incompetence. (1/2) #KarenRead #KarenReadFREED
"Read Freed!"
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
My schedule is busy and booked when it comes to fools. (Credit: Your Childhood Ruined)
"I'm Too Busy Not Giving A Flying Fuck About You."
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I'll take it anyway I can get it! 😂
Here's Coffee!!
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Judge Beverly Cannone is a crooked hack who is an embarrassment to judges everywhere. Relish your “Person of the Year” praise from the Bar Assoc. Bev, because it’s the last you’ll receive for the remainder of your sorry career. #FreeKarenRead
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Truth! 😂 #Costco
Every Costco parking lot
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Kiss your privacy goodbye! This is what happens when ignorant people elect an inept moron as the Leader of the Free World!
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Marjory @marjoryfrauts.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 31/05/2025
I prefer Senators who don’t tell people fearing losing their healthcare that they’re “going to die.”
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
The card that SHOULD have been played had the right people made the right decisions. But alas, here we are in the hellscape.
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Who TF is “Central Cee?” 
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/05/2025
I don’t know how many times we have to say this, but the U.S. government is not a business and shouldn’t be run like one. It’s a service—for the people.
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The stunning failure of DOGE…they literally ruined my career, and what huge savings did we see amidst the chaos? Reality bites!
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
My favorite song of all time! ☺️
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Truth!
"Why Is It So Shitty Out In May?"
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Amanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Flexible/remote work is good, actually! When executives can’t make it work for their company, that’s a problem of leadership. Return to office mandates are about real estate costs and shitty bosses covering their asses - no matter what excuse they give. farmingdale-observer.com/2025/05/16/s...
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Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: "Working from home makes us happier."
An Australian study, conducted over four years and starting before the pandemic, has come up with some enlightening conclusions about the impact of working from home. The researchers are unequivocal: ...
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Social Security Works @socialsecurityworks.org · 17/05/2025
Today’s a great day to remind everyone that Social Security has a fraud rate of 0.00625% That’s FAR lower than private sector retirement programs, btw.
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Classic “Small Wonder” scene, animated. Only in the 80s!
Classic “Small Wonder” scene, animated.
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
You know 2025 is going horribly wrong when the Pope checks out of the building...
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Tell me I'm middle-aged without telling me I'm middle-aged: I've received more algorithm ads for "Colon Broom" than I can count in the past week. Forget my stunning personality...apparently my intestines are where it's at!
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Meet me where I'm at...
"Counting All The F***s I Give"
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Our dystopian reality has outpaced grim hyperbole.
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Johnny Dice @johnnydice.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I love a good childrens’ classic!
“F—k Off! I’m Busy Being Fabulous”
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