Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Heard @iwriteok.bsky.social mention this a number of times. What a weird life.variety.comMarjoe Gortner, Preacher and Actor Who Was Subject of Oscar-Winning Doc and Appeared in ‘Earthquake,’ ‘Falcon Crest,’ Dies at 82Marjoe Gortner, whose childhood as a preacher was the subject of Oscar-winning documentary "Marjoe" and had a career as an actor, died Friday. 1899
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Texas Justice is so fucked. Minority men get executed despite having legitimate exhonorating evidence. But, be white and a cop, kill a black man eating a bowl of ice cream in his home? You get 7 years and a hug from the judge. This is why you deserve Ken Paxton.cnn.comFormer Dallas officer who shot Black man in apartment that she mistook for hers gets parole | CNNA white Dallas police officer convicted of killing a Black man in his apartment that she mistook for her own was granted parole Thursday after serving seven years of her 10-year sentence. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He should have any Dolly Parton tracks replaced with the sounds of Lee Greenwood fighting out a massive turd. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No one who has heard Ed Sheeran's music should be surprised to find out that he's a huge pussy. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Because Bronny needs a new job. Hello, mailroom. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026He faked his stroke by becoming one. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I dunno. Dude with a headband who is way into volleyball? Sign me up. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026He thinks he actually supply dropped shit on people from a fighter jet. Mental illness manifests in mysterious ways. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The wrong 80 year olds are dying. This, THIS!, is why God is bullshit.static.klipy.comTim Curry Gomez AddamsALT: Tim Curry Gomez Addams 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Real life Patrick Bateman lookin' ass... 001
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026To which the scientific community replied, "No fucking shit."independent.co.ukSmart glasses give men tools to ‘stalk and harass’ women, study findsWomen are being filmed at work and in the gym by men wearing smart glasses, a new study has found 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Nutrition and politics aside - it is, objectively, ill-advised to feature the word Gruel and a radioactive man with rabies on a food show.salon.comRFK Jr.’s cooking show has no appetiteJoyless salmon patties, cheap graphics and policy detours add up to a cooking show curiously uninterested in food 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I would sing Quiet Riot at the top of my lungs. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Keep waiting for the rest of Chad Gable's new faction.static.klipy.comIts Always Sunny In Philadelphia Super BowlALT: Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Super Bowl 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Weird that Hegs wants so much testosterone for a Spartan-inspired orgy. Look out, fellas. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I would like to honor this man by playing a song that really speaks to his core. [dusts off Drowning Pool CD only to find nothing to play it on]. Anyway, let his body hit the floor. Cut to Mitch who is currently on a cart, declaring he is "not dead" and "feels fine". 010
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Uwe Boll is what would happen if Tommy Wiseau had a budget. 020
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified CatastrophysicistMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This past week Jesse Watters referred to ‘the Jewish question’ & said Trump/Vance are sending a message to ‘the Jews’. This past week, 3 anti-genocide Dems, including a Jewish Dem, won NYC primaries. Guess which of these 2 the media is focused on as proof of rising antisemitism? 231081196
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026John Cafaro is just John Candy playing Tony Clifton. What a hilarious con! 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Mon Matthew should resign because everyone knows what happens to Trump hires.static.klipy.comAdmiral Ackbar: It's A Trap MemeALT: Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026And continuously shits the bed that his wife no longer sleeps in. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026She has such a loathsome baseline that this doesn't really make a blip. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026He needs the bigliest sleep. 010
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Trump supporters love fraudsters and being defrauded. Oh, and philanderers. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Legit surprised this doesn't happen much more. Too bad Trump isn't as charming as Tom Selleck. He'd have no voters left.nbcnews.comCalifornia woman dead in murder-suicide may have given thousands to a scammer claiming to be Tom SelleckDonald Whitaker, 80, and his wife, Karen Whitaker, 79, were discovered in their home on May 15 following a request for a welfare check. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Trump is the amalgamation of the Bluth family's worst qualities with none of the redeeming or endearing ones. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I guess I am leaning more toward rooting for Carano but I am hoping for grotesque injury for all parties involved. 000
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified CatastrophysicistOmg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue 24364942357
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Couldn't happen to a more deserving outlet. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026There should be a penalty for this delay. Each parent should get to lash Alex Jones with a Singapore cane for each year old their child was. 020
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I'm confused. So, you're pro-DEI now?hollywoodreporter.comFCC Chairman Says ABC License Move “Unrelated” to Jimmy Kimmel: “They Were Playing Rope a Dope”Carr said at an FCC meeting that the investigation is connected to Disney's DEI practices, though commissioner Gomez told reporters Thursday that she believes it is a pretext. 000
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified CatastrophysicistCitizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam. 3462851910858
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026This from the most deranged Democrat, so you know it's coming from a good place. thehill.com/homenews/sen...thehill.comFetterman: Democrats should ‘drop the TDS,’ fund Trump ballroom after shootingSen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) is calling on fellow Democrats to support the construction of a new ballroom at the White House after a lone gunman tried to assassinate the president and senior adminis… 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Shouldn't he have succeeded to deserve the 3 name treatment? 100
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026What Raskin means to say is, "Dana, why don't you do your job and I'll do mine". 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026They'll be sure to report that the Wendy's they're all eating is a gorgeous tomahawk chop. 010
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Halfway through Unchosen and 3 things I know for sure. The patriarchy sucks, organized religions suck, and things get fucked up whenever Christopher Eccleston shows up in anything. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Just realized that Alien: Resurrection is just Firefly without likable characters. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026We need to employ the Indiana Jones model of punching Nazis in the face... metaphorically. 020
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Their incompetence is such that they have to attack an unarmed civilian ship to feel like winning. 010
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I think J.D. Vance might be Danhausen. Vancehausen, if you will. He shows up around the world, wanting to be included. He feels slighted by the hurling of many insults and he curses the most powerful person in the room. #Vancehausen 020
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Ah, yes. The art of the deal is when you attempt a hostile takeover only to end up with way worse terms than you started. Master negotiator. 020
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I received a campaign letter from Laura Hois, a nitwit running for the house in IL-81. She is pro business and against cancel culture. Here is my response. P.S. Go Anne Stava! 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Who's the Cyril in this equation? 000
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicistddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026lmao 379236962723
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I think that if you're going to wear the Punisher logo, Jon Bernthal needs to approve it or he gets to (big P) "Punish" you. 001
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026As a Cook County resident, @majorityreport.bsky.social viewer, and Behind the Bastards listener, I cannot escape @katmabu.bsky.social. I hope Congress can't either. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026@ringerwrestling.bsky.social CAW best finisher is Bad News Brown's Ghetto Blaster. Gotta be a heel move. Can do it to anyone and is such a dismissive maneuver. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I think Diana is missing the point with these signings. Almost all of these guys wouldn't start for a competent roster. 100
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Mark Levin is an entitled, racist piece of shit. 020
