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Jumbocords

@johnnycashback.bsky.social
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Partial to an arse-wash on a Japanese toilet. Can’t be doing with racists & right wing bellends. Once called “reprehensible” by MCFC PR Dept.

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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 7h
Me, when i see Russell Brand carrying a bible
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Judge Judy: The Verdict Is In!
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 8h
They’ll be +3 pts in the next yougov poll after this
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 9h
I like that, just watched & looks like video was shot in one take. Nice
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 9h
Will have a listen tomorrow. Could be up my street that
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 9h
Those redmen fans supporting PSG tonight, the same Paris fans that mugged & battered them on the way into the final a few years back. Anyway meh
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 9h
Nope… i don’t know this band. You’ll have a better time there than you would at the Council House
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 10h
If he tried that at my MOT staff, he’d have a rolled up porno calendar rammed up his hoop
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 10h
I’m happy with the buffering tbh
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 10h
By some distance
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 10h
Streams are shite for this match. I’m now watching it on Sky Austria. Josef Fritzl & Franz Klammer on Co-comms
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 10h
who are you seeing?
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 10h
Yep, the Phil Collins fuck
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 10h
Let’s hope they get a chance to have a word with Musk in the near future
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 17h
textbook
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 17h
It really is. I’m just staying through sheer belligerence. A big V sign to the bosses
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 19h
All getting noted. I’m glad in a way, I’d have turned it down & I’d have hated it if I was forced into going. Plus it all adds fuel to the fire
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 19h
I asked one director what the occasion was they were celebrating. He replied “Fat Tuesday”. All noted in my diary. Celebrating Mardi Gras? Yeah okay
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 20h
oh it is. Some of them are still half pissed, it didn’t stop them driving in though
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 21h
Yep, fuck the lot of them
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 21h
I wouldn’t have gone anyway, but it just shows how toxic my place of work is
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 21h
The directors and all the senior team were out in town last night, all on expenses, cocktails food, all hungover & laughing about what a great night they had. Guess which senior team member who has been here longer than all of them didn’t get an invite?
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 21h
fuckinell he’s fucking wanker
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 22h
WTF is The big orange paedo doing, posting the videos of that poor fella being killed by a Tiger? Hard to believe really
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 23h
The bonespur coward, acting true to form
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yep. I get it
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Jianping Yang: Vanguard Machine Gun Fire
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Eagle & Child has landed
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not yet
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And now it’s 2, ah well
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Michael Jackson Comendo Picoca
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Clear red, all day long
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mount’s coming on as sub, shall I phone the ambulance now?
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Toe nails are allowed
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
too soon?
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We’re talking calves here
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Exactly what I thought. Funny that, as Gravenberch went for an early bath, much like Whitney
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The soppy twats
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yer dah cuts holes in his socks
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hmmmm
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Calm down Our Judd
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sadly, I never had the pleasure
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Has he been mauled by a Cheetah?
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pope John Paul II as he took to the altar, Heaton Park 1982
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good start by united
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
As a 14/q15 yr old though, it was like playing against a grown adult. Every shot seemed to go in the top corner at 100mph. Before he got addicted to chippy teas
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Christ, Paul Moulden, I used to play against him as a kid, when he played for Bolton Lads Club. He was incredible, would bag at least 6 every game
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well you were unlucky then
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The should also ask, “How much has your club benefited from Manchester City’s Academy?”
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thanks, I don’t want to get dragged into another crap tv drama
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Any good though?
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Poor lad. Sad news that
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Jumbocords @johnnycashback.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s confusing sometimes on here, the way replies stack up
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