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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦

@johnnycanuck71.bsky.social
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Geez, I dunno what the issue was. It was funny to me…… Also I’m Gen-X so that should tell you a lot about me. Poster of the unofficial official Canucks Goal GIF… IYKYK #Sports, #Music, #Movies, #Food, #Beer and #Whisky. #Canucks #RaiseHail

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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 18h
New bucket list item activated.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 19h
Oh yeah? Tell that to Sarah Connor!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh no?!?! What shall I do then?!?!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gross…. But I’ll do it!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My lime tree still has no limes though… so my Halloween gin and tonics are gonna be bland af
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
About bloody time
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you haven’t been watching Lanterns on HBO then you are really missing out. The best part is you don’t really have to know anything about Green Lantern to enjoy it. This is a really well done series, 10/10.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
See, it’s attitudes like that one which caused the Star Wars tour website to fail… quite miserably I may add. I told you that changing the theme song to a techno version was a bad idea, you should have listened.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Once I found out the wax wasn’t ethically sourced (it’s stolen from sleeping homeless people) then I just couldn’t justify the purchase.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve already invested in your rage video subscription web site, your photo with Dan Machholz website (which by the way was just a cardboard cut out of you) and your Dan Machholz Star Wars museum tour website… all of them were a bust! But this coin thing sounds legit, where do I sign?
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Neither did we tho
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man that shot is fucking lethal!!!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This rebuild is 14 years in the making so I’m excited to see what happens
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’ll see how long they keep up the “play hard no matter what” attitude. A couple of key injuries will change things as well.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not the way they’re playing now…. I don’t see them in the play offs but if this keeps up we’re looking at a pick outside of the top 10
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re not getting DuPont are we? We aren’t even going to get a sniff at DuPont….
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hockey night in Canada and the odd game on Chek TV I think.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He was the original sniper before Bure came along… i think if he had he been on a better team during his peek years he’d be more famous.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today’s Pilon of the game award goes to ADAM KLAPKA for beiNg an absolute dipshit to the point where the officals didn’t even want to hear your stupid voice. Get fucked Klapka you fucking Pilon.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Monty Python Fart In Your Direction
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Petey just needed to be THE guy? Is that what all this was about?
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2 minutes for wind disturbance
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone knows the “A” in A&W stands for “America” Danelle….
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Jim Carrey's Dumb And Dumber Reaction
ALT: Jim Carrey's Dumb And Dumber Reaction
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did….. did Petey…… did Petey just….. did Petey just one time that….. did Petey just one time that and score?
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Babs is gonna have a stroke if the Oilers lose this game… Gotta love the push back we’ve scene from the DuPontless Canucks two games into the Elbows up for the first pick overall season.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When your team is expected to finish 32nd it’s not hard to not be disappointed with a performance like tonight. Elbows up for the first overall pick this June people!!!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah i get that, the last thing they need is a harassment complaint because some nimby did something stupid.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@paul-chapman.bsky.social great…. “Fish Tits” is making rage videos again, must be hockey season again!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see any, bump into them and then shrug and say “sorry bro, didn’t see you”
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No hi-viz vests tonight?
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No he can’t.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t help it…. It’s like a nervous twitch
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All the girl fish are scared now…. Creep.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s never free… more lies!!!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Despicable, cruel, and unusual…. That’s what it’s called when you stab someone dozens and dozens of times and then finish them off by smashing their head with a block of concrete.So if some of us seem unconcerned with the tiny bit of suffering someone goes through while serving their sentence then 🤷‍♂️
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fucking moron, he’s renaming EVERYTHING now…
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love the show, this season has been great. Episode made me tear up a bit
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nunavut?
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reposting because I’ve just noticed a spelling mistake that was kind of crucial lol …I’ve said it before, I love Ted Lasso. Love the story line, the characters and the reality of the lives they live and the messaging. The latest episode is the saddest I’ve ever felt after watching a show…😞
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah but less sweaty
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the time it took me to make this they make a comeback lol
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bronx cheer in game one…. Yikes
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hahaha… Canucks starting to run a train on Formenton and the Oilers
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man that kid might only way 60lbs soaking wet holding a brick but can he ever fire that puck.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good call
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They can put one on McDavid while they watch him leave town
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I see you finally got rid of the combover eh Homer?
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This looks epic
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elbows up for first overall baby
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