🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My lime tree still has no limes though… so my Halloween gin and tonics are gonna be bland af 230
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you haven’t been watching Lanterns on HBO then you are really missing out. The best part is you don’t really have to know anything about Green Lantern to enjoy it. This is a really well done series, 10/10. 140
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026See, it’s attitudes like that one which caused the Star Wars tour website to fail… quite miserably I may add. I told you that changing the theme song to a techno version was a bad idea, you should have listened. 030
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Once I found out the wax wasn’t ethically sourced (it’s stolen from sleeping homeless people) then I just couldn’t justify the purchase. 220
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve already invested in your rage video subscription web site, your photo with Dan Machholz website (which by the way was just a cardboard cut out of you) and your Dan Machholz Star Wars museum tour website… all of them were a bust! But this coin thing sounds legit, where do I sign? 260
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This rebuild is 14 years in the making so I’m excited to see what happens 130
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We’ll see how long they keep up the “play hard no matter what” attitude. A couple of key injuries will change things as well. 110
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Not the way they’re playing now…. I don’t see them in the play offs but if this keeps up we’re looking at a pick outside of the top 10 100
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We’re not getting DuPont are we? We aren’t even going to get a sniff at DuPont…. 130
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hockey night in Canada and the odd game on Chek TV I think. 110
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He was the original sniper before Bure came along… i think if he had he been on a better team during his peek years he’d be more famous. 130
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Today’s Pilon of the game award goes to ADAM KLAPKA for beiNg an absolute dipshit to the point where the officals didn’t even want to hear your stupid voice. Get fucked Klapka you fucking Pilon. 020
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comMonty Python Fart In Your DirectionALT: Monty Python Fart In Your Direction 020
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Petey just needed to be THE guy? Is that what all this was about? 020
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Everyone knows the “A” in A&W stands for “America” Danelle….static.klipy.comJim Carrey's Dumb And Dumber ReactionALT: Jim Carrey's Dumb And Dumber Reaction 010
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Did….. did Petey…… did Petey just….. did Petey just one time that….. did Petey just one time that and score? 1100
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Babs is gonna have a stroke if the Oilers lose this game… Gotta love the push back we’ve scene from the DuPontless Canucks two games into the Elbows up for the first pick overall season. 050
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When your team is expected to finish 32nd it’s not hard to not be disappointed with a performance like tonight. Elbows up for the first overall pick this June people!!! 160
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah i get that, the last thing they need is a harassment complaint because some nimby did something stupid. 130
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@paul-chapman.bsky.social great…. “Fish Tits” is making rage videos again, must be hockey season again! 120
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you see any, bump into them and then shrug and say “sorry bro, didn’t see you” 020
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Despicable, cruel, and unusual…. That’s what it’s called when you stab someone dozens and dozens of times and then finish them off by smashing their head with a block of concrete.So if some of us seem unconcerned with the tiny bit of suffering someone goes through while serving their sentence then 🤷♂️ 000
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Love the show, this season has been great. Episode made me tear up a bit 010
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Reposting because I’ve just noticed a spelling mistake that was kind of crucial lol …I’ve said it before, I love Ted Lasso. Love the story line, the characters and the reality of the lives they live and the messaging. The latest episode is the saddest I’ve ever felt after watching a show…😞 330
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In the time it took me to make this they make a comeback lol 280
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hahaha… Canucks starting to run a train on Formenton and the Oilers 010
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Man that kid might only way 60lbs soaking wet holding a brick but can he ever fire that puck. 010
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They can put one on McDavid while they watch him leave town 030
🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I see you finally got rid of the combover eh Homer? 010