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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦

@johnnycanuck71.bsky.social
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Geez, I dunno what the issue was. It was funny to me…… Also I’m Gen-X so that should tell you a lot about me. Poster of the unofficial official Canucks Goal GIF… IYKYK #Sports, #Music, #Movies, #Food, #Beer and #Whisky. #Canucks #RaiseHail

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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 17h
Man that shot is fucking lethal!!!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 18h
We’re not getting DuPont are we? We aren’t even going to get a sniff at DuPont….
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today’s Pilon of the game award goes to ADAM KLAPKA for beiNg an absolute dipshit to the point where the officals didn’t even want to hear your stupid voice. Get fucked Klapka you fucking Pilon.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Petey just needed to be THE guy? Is that what all this was about?
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2 minutes for wind disturbance
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did….. did Petey…… did Petey just….. did Petey just one time that….. did Petey just one time that and score?
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Babs is gonna have a stroke if the Oilers lose this game… Gotta love the push back we’ve scene from the DuPontless Canucks two games into the Elbows up for the first pick overall season.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When your team is expected to finish 32nd it’s not hard to not be disappointed with a performance like tonight. Elbows up for the first overall pick this June people!!!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fucking moron, he’s renaming EVERYTHING now…
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reposting because I’ve just noticed a spelling mistake that was kind of crucial lol …I’ve said it before, I love Ted Lasso. Love the story line, the characters and the reality of the lives they live and the messaging. The latest episode is the saddest I’ve ever felt after watching a show…😞
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the time it took me to make this they make a comeback lol
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bronx cheer in game one…. Yikes
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hahaha… Canucks starting to run a train on Formenton and the Oilers
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man that kid might only way 60lbs soaking wet holding a brick but can he ever fire that puck.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This looks epic
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best case, Canucks finish last and pick 1st for the first time ever. Worst case they pick 3rd and I give my self alcohol poisoning drowning my sorrows with this years winnings…
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So you’re telling me, you’re gonna fill your tank up with diesel so you can drive around Vancouver protesting the price of diesel? You don’t pay GST and you write off the fuel costs!!! Way to piss everyone off, once again the”P” in Dump Truck Driver is always silent!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Winner winner chicken dinner….!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guess that means he wont be making all those trillions of dollars in tariffs then eh?
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I learned that there are wild lizards living in Delta BC…. Doing a pick up the tilbury area and when I walked through an area full of rocks and hedges these little guys scattered.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is what 68 years of true love looks like, in sickness and in health. The devotion is incredible, not many people get to see their parents married that long.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Can’t talk…. To busy
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you’ve got time today try doing this. I saw somewhere that someone had asked Chat GPT what it would do if it were president. I thought it was kind of interested so I asked it what it would do if it were Prime Minister. It gave me a very detailed and comprehensive breakdown to read. Give it a try
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Man I can’t put into words how much I LOVE Ted Lasso. Hands down best series ever, I love the messaging it sends. The acting is terrific, the characters are brilliant. I fucking love it… I love it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spatchcock turkey on the BBQ for the win.
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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tired of being poisoned by your government? Lettuce, eggs, sprouts, jalapeños, blueberries…etc. Look for “product of Canada” on your label. We have a government that doesn’t want to kill us. 🫐
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nothing like having RCMP speak with an Amazon driver who thought it was ok to speed through the complex on a sunny Friday morning.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My favourite stat of the day is this:America is losing a war to a country that spends 7(ish) billion on their military…. America spends 900 billion!!! And they’re LOSING!!!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Good news from a Dr on a Monday is a decent way to start the week….
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Working in Vancouver today and I saw this guy on 41st heading east between Granville and Clarendon. Zero tie downs on that machine. And the chain over the buckets is loose… I can’t fathom any reason WHY this is acceptable?!?! That machine is over 8100lbs and it’s not secured!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Woohoo…. Ted Lasso is back.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
😂😂😂
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When they get to the MAD Magazine we revolt!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My wife bought our cats some dead quail babies…. One wolfed it down the other hit it like a great white and then walked away.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wife made the cats a “Cat-tini” and they won’t touch it. She put it in one of my martini glasses and I’m not sure how I feel about it.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Imagine getting thrown into a holding cell with some of Americas deadliest criminals when it comes to people accused of crimes like this POS is and you’re dressed like this?!?!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When you find yourself wondering how they managed to elect a rapist as their president, watch this.
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finished watching “The Offer” on Paramount. Absolutely loved it, I dunno why I waited so long. Fun fact, the guy that plays Pacino is going to play Stallone in “I play Rocky”
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DuckingTheChamp @uncle-dude.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
According to RFK you should drink that, and if you get sick, you're weak and probably need to be weeded out of society. Let us know how it goes!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Don’t forget to wash your fruit people… thankfully my wife does it every time she brings some home. This was today’s water…
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I saw somebody call Pierre Poilievre “Sulk Slogan” and I can’t stop thinking about it… 😂😂😂
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Man this legit looks kinda fun…
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And that guy there,his name is Don,he’s my friend.That other guy,that’s Marco, he’s my bud.LOL and that drunk dude with no shirt on is Kash,he’s shot gunning a beer.Have you ever done that?No?It’s fun,we’ll hook up with K-Dawg later and slam a few back.Oh and there’s Karoline,I saw her tits once…
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Moroccan Football club at practice yesterday…
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Synchronized Diving Display
ALT: Synchronized Diving Display
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Here’s how hockey players (some) looked in the savage 70’s, Duke Harris was 31 in this photo. He played four games with the #LeafsForever in 1967-68 and died in August 2017. I know what you’re thinking…. Man those 4 games with the Leafs sure took a lot out of him!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This mother fucker right here…. Won’t jump from the table to the floor but he’ll climb on top of our pergola and sit his fat ass on the shade!
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Wow… man that was awesome
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Whew, just got home. So who’d we get??? McKenna? Stenberg? Oh man I bet it was McKenna wasn’t it? Chyka went off the board and did something really stupid didn’t he??? Oh man, so excited…
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🇨🇦Theo🇨🇦 @johnnycanuck71.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It’s a bit unnerving when you go to pick up a machine for a customer, and before they let you take it they run a Geiger counter around it…..
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