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Johnny Biscuits

@johnnybiscuits.bsky.social
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Bisexual, LFC-supporting, intolerant lefty artist. He/him.

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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lost one of our young princes, today. RIP Paddy, we'll miss you
A small black cat, looking both imperious and handsome.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Received my signed copy of EWSY, today. Thank you @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social - I look forward to finding out more about mistypeds!
Copy of Everything Will Swallow You by Tom Cox
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Post your most popular art from Twitter!
A digital painting of Sadio Mané, in front of the Senegal national flag, with the legend 'A Working Class Hero is...'
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen
My lock screen, with an Eduardo Paolozzi background.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A black and white sci-fi, surrealist drawing by Nikolai Lutohin
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Like many Reds of my age, he was the first player to break my heart, when he went to Germany. RIP.
B&W photo of a shirtless Kevin Keegan holding the European Cup
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Photo of a Diogo Jota mural, depicting him from behind, forming a hands-heart above his head
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Drawing of an Emo kid with hair dyed in the colours of the progress pride flag and the caption pridEMOnth.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
www.skysports.com/football/new...
Graffiti that reads "FOOTBALL WITHOUT ORIGI IS NOTHING"
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Memorial plaque at Anfield which reads "In remembrance of the 39 supporters who lost their lives at the Heysel Stadium May 29th 1985", shows the crests of Liverpool FC and Juventus above "IN MEMORIA E AMICIZIA"
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Had fun breaking in a new sketch book with this one;
Pencil drawing of a woman hanging on a crescent moon, one hand trailing towards the world below.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
QTP with your favourite Jedi! (Wrong answer only)
Arthur Brown (from The Crazy World of...) with make-up and flaming helmet
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Really devious click-bait headline. Well done the Echo. Glad I'd already seen the Red Sox stuff.
Picture of John W Henry, with the headline "FSG sack coach and backroom staff as Liverpool owners opt for massive shake-up"
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
97 with an eternal flame either side, above 15th April 1989 Never Forgotten
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"You can't hear an image" The image:
Jaws poster of a girl swimming while about to be munched by the eponymous fish.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Post a picture that you took (no description) to bring some Zen to the timeline.
A lake, behind some trees, reflecting late-afternoon sunlight.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull, playing the flute while standing on one leg.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only
Photo of Newport's finest, Goldie Lookin Chain.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
B&W photo of barbed wire fences at a Nazi concentration camp, with the  caption "Never Again" and "Holocaust Remembrance Day"
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity:
DS9's Chief O'Brien, in the "...he was a union man!" scene.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Diogo Jota, born 4th December 1996
Picture of Diogo Jota, holding the Premier League trophy, with the words 'Forever our number 20' and the LFC badge underneath. Today would have been his 29th birthday.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
A pair of pink, glittery Dr. Martens on a wooden floor.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Has anyone done a Bonzos one yet?
The 'Zohran for New York' graphic but reading 'Death Cab for Cutie'
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween 🎃
Sketch of Death, done with Intense pencils
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Could it be pixel art of this Yu-Gi-Oh character?
Pixel art of a Yu-Gi-Oh character called Poki Draco, a bright yellow dragon/hamster crossover.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Got mine today. Looking forward to getting into this, later. Thank you @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
Copy of Ring the Hill by Tom Cox
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Eh? What? Well done BBC Football.
Some utter gibberish from the BBC Football site, that reads "No group stage fixtures can be played against teams from the same country or no play more than two matches against teams from the another country, such as Italy."
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
RIP #YNWA
Liverpool supporters, holding a banner that reads 'Joey ate the frogs legs, made the Swiss roll, now he's munching Gladbach' dedicated to Joey Jones.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Fucking terrible news. RIP Diogo and Andre.
Black and white photo of Diogo Jota, wearing a Liverpool shirt
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
What a pic! Welcome to Liverpool, Florian 😎
Picture of Florian Wirtz in a Liverpool FC shirt and a denim(?) bucket hat, peeking over the top of a pair of sunglasses
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Virgil Van Dijk and Mohamed Salah celebrating Liverpool's 20th league title!
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A movie that takes place where you are from
A poster for the Peter Sellers' film 'Only Two Can Play'
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
#JFT97 #YNWA
Memorial to the 97 who lost their lives in the Hillsborough disaster, featuring photos of each one around two eternal flames and the words "97 Never Forgotten"
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The Dutch Master! #LIVWHU #PL #LFC #YNWA #VVD
Digital painting of Virgil Van Dijk in a pastiche of the 'Dutch Master' style, with his spider celebration blending in with his ruff.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
So, not a medical professional, then? Fucking disgusting article.
Headline of a comment piece, in the London Standard, that reads, "I'm sorry, but ADHD has become a scam that is wildly over diagnosed and an excuse for poor behaviour" by Melanie McDonaghMelanie McDonagh is a London Standard columnist
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Penblwydd hapus i mi!
Two bottles of Penderyn whisky, in their boxes; the Legend box in red dragon's scales, the Celt in a green dragon's scales box
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
...be a shame if something happened to them
A packet of Nice Biscuits
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
✊
Polydor Records B&W promo pic of Rick Buckler of The Jam, playing drums in black suit, black skinny tie and white shirt, wearing rectangular shades.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This all checks out;
Character Headcanon Generator for myself, with the result "Johnny Biscuits is very good at walking in platform heels."
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This is what I post from;
A photograph of a Speak and Spell toy
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live
Photo of the fictional band, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, from the film of the same name.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Photo of British left-wing MP, Tony Benn and his quote "There is no final victory, as there is no final defeat. There is just the same battle. To be fought over and over again. So toughen up, bloody toughen up."
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Meet our new young princes, Mo & Paddy #ProofOfCat
Two black kittens, Mo with a red collar and Paddy with a black collar, surveying their new surroundings.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Top of the tree for Christmas! #LIV #TOTLIV #YNWA
The red star on the top of my Christmas tree, on a photo app seasonal background saying Merry Christmas, with the letters L.F.C. superimposed.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Haaland couldn't move, today, without the Dutch Master being all over him! #LIVMC
Digital painting of Virgil Van Dijk in the style of a Dutch Master painting, using his 'spider' celebration as part of his ruff.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
RIP Janey Godley
Picture of Janey Godley, at Trump's Scottish golf course, holding a sign that says "Trump is a Cunt". A bemused police officer looks on.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Don't usually take part in these things (due to thinking I'm not really good enough tbh), but there isn't nearly enough bisexual art! #BisexualityDay #ArtShare
In the foreground, one shirtless man is kneeling, unbuckling the belt and undoing the jeans of another, while looking hungrily up at him. In the background, a woman, in a yellow dress, is reading a book on a chaise lounge, while sneaking a glance at the two men. Her hand is between her legs and her knickers are on the floor.A man and two women, all topless, are being obviously intimate.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
#MILLIV Big Virg! 🫡
Painting of Virgil van Dijk, in a parody/tribute/cack-handed attempt of the style of a Dutch master. He is wearing a ruff, which morphs into his 'spider' goal celebration. In the background is a table, bearing some player awards, a bowl of oranges and a skull. Through the window, there is a view of Anfield.
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Blurry view of Swansea, lit up in the evening, from Swansea Bay
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Johnny Biscuits @johnnybiscuits.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
An alternative headline could be "Cycling race organisers fail to complete paperwork properly", no?
Screenshot of BBC News headline reading "Cycling race rerouted due to Wales' 20mph limitScreenshot of passage in report, which reads "The race is not on closed roads, as temporary road closure orders were not secured on time."
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