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Johnny B

@johnnybananas.bsky.social
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I do nerdy stuff and write poorly worded opinions.

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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 18h
Don’t these guys know that they literally are not required to speak every thought they have into a microphone?
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 18h
That isn’t your child saying I don’t know. That is the president of the United States saying it.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 18h
If you need to qualify your answer before you give it isn’t that great to begin with. “She ain’t it”. Couldn’t have said it better.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 22h
It’d be nice if both of them got in that new roadster and flew to Mars.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 22h
It had its moments but was a tad bit too long. The fighting was decent and the calls backs were good. Didn’t take itself too seriously which was a plus. Story was as stupid as you can imagine coming from a 90s fighting game.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 22h
I don’t know why anyone would continue to buy this dude’s cars. He is a nazi and actively trying to undermine our country for his own gain. F Tesla.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So speech over huh?
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He was on your plane sir …
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You’d have to wonder. There were no excuses before but now … it’s an indictment on Maine for sure.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I always enjoy when you try to sound out the dribble coming out of his mouth.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yea he isn’t compromised. Literally rolls out the red carpet for these guys.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We’re coming off is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. That was two years ago hahaha.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Only the best …
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Malik is having a lot of trouble executing.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A good template for this would be Obama’s last few years. Remember when they refused to honor a Supreme Court nominee? Shut your face up.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Energetic you say?
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yea I made the list.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And you made it worse … so
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who else has a lot of H1s on staff … at Tesla. Who could it be?
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The president doesn’t understand percentages sir …
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This bitch was on the verge of losing SpaceX until the government bailed him out. Get out of here with the superior shit. He isn’t Khan from Star Trek.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He sure did leave it all out there batting .407 in the playoffs. The other guys … ugh. Acuna, Olsen, Baldwin, Dubon and Riley were out to lunch .125, .148, .111, .192, and .091 respectively. Only Ozzie had a decent October hitting .250.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Those averages say it all. Michael and Ozzie only two with a pulse in playoffs. Great year hopefully they figure out the CBA.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All these guys with f u money always on this guys tooth pick. Grow a pair Jeff.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He deserved better tonight …
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was something that’s for sure
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah you just gotta sign some stupid EO and that shit goes away right?
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He looks huge under that coat.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#brotato
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wounded was tough even on Danger 0.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No time like the present jerk off. You can leave right now and never come back.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Clutch Nightmare Run! #brotato
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There is no reason why these guys can’t get it done in LA. #letitfly
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let’s Go!!!!
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazing night at Truist #fortheA
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He is obviously making sure he can catch that fly ball in the afternoon sun.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yup branding is the issue.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My man that wouldn’t work out the way you think it would.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m sure Jake Crapper is writing the book right now.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m concerned a similar fate is awaiting Atlanta tonight …
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Again no money for school meals but we can run ads to tell us we are great.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sean and Kim at the bottom. Those guys need to get one base any way possible. Lean into one or take every pitch. Make it happen.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We shouldn’t need it. Best record of all the WC teams and the worst time slot. Getting hosed.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tuesday at 2 pm is bananas when ATL has the best record of all teams in the WC.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ohhhhhh ok got it ;)
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I knew when RedZone cut in to show the tweet it was t good.
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So the communists are the enemy but let’s … arm them?
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know the content is bad but seriously who was working that camera?
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What does the NFL expect Robinson to do there?
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Johnny B @johnnybananas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The war on terror strikes again. You can’t give idiots too many vague controls.
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