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Andy Smith

@johnneptune.bsky.social
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You gotta get down to the noise and confusion

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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 5h
I'd definitely be up for selling a football club just when the authorities decide that the German 50+1 model is the best way to stop #115 happening again.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 6h
Gonna send nidal hasan a small painted wooden duck, a toy trumpet and a Robin Hood costume
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 6h
My octopus app tells me it cost ~£1.60 to 'fill' my car up yesterday, from 7-88%
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 6h
Stop with the norn Irish question every bloody day. Who the hell cares. britmap · 9 OCTOBER 2026 ● 94 ● 99 ● 94 ◐ 70 ◐ 68 Total: 795/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 12
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 6h
www.maptap.gg October 9 97🔥 96🏅 86🎓 83🌟 98🔥 Final score: 908
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 6h
⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Oct 9 www.maptap.gg/challenge 92👑 99🔥 83🌟 79👏 83🌟 Score: 843 in 21.1s (3.9s to spare!)
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MapTap Adventures
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 6h
Wordle 1,938 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 15h
Fair
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 15h
Oh God no.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 15h
I saw her twice in Covent Garden one day, its like she was stalking me.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 17h
James blunt knows the best position to smash your back doors in
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 17h
BARRY RAMS
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 17h
Boooooooo
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 17h
Richard e grant in about 7 minutes *monty. Beckett.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 18h
City arent finished Are finished now
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 18h
At least her middle right has sorted out her wonky eye.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 18h
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 18h
But as you come out of the park and ride the sign says 'to the north'
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 19h
In that case, CPO all the land they're holding.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 19h
The christa pike story coming to Wiltshire
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 21h
open.spotify.com/track/4zqVqU...
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I Saw This Bloke
Derek & Clive · Derek & Clives Greatest sHits · Song · 2017
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah, you’ve walked round the world, have you? What’s so interesting about this particular story? You walked the world? So what happened? You any happier? You feeling better for this walking? Course you aren’t! I didn’t say I’d feel better. WHY RAISE IT IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE THEN?!
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 21h
Maybe he could go and map himself some friends
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going back to m&s to swap them for some that fit. Ffs
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What i saw was, but I was in bed by 9.30, gonna catch tomorrow
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Im not sure but apparently theres a watchable explanation that dirty boys may be enjoying.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Early kerry katona isnt it?
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, basically, defending. Come the advent of time travel some people say they'd go back in time and kill that Hitler chap. Id go back and unplug the man inventing opta's computer
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Why Tho Meme Painting
ALT: Why Tho Meme Painting
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Line breaking pass interceptions. I) thats not a thing Ii) if it is a thing, what is it
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had to do some swift mathematics before putting up the pic of Danica mckellar last night.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
britmap · 8 OCTOBER 2026 ● 92 ● 99 ● 96 ◐ 74 ● 96 Total: 893/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 11
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Oct 8 www.maptap.gg/challenge 95🏆 97🏅 95🏆 90🎉 91🎉 Score: 925 in 24.7s (0.3s to spare!)
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MapTap Adventures
Play MapTap Adventures - explore all world capitals on a 3D globe with interactive geography gameplay.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 8 94🏅 91👑 98🔥 84😁 97🔥 Final score: 924
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thats not a word Wordle 1,937 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BBC2 RIGHT NOW
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Fast Show: Which Was Nice
ALT: Fast Show: Which Was Nice
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know its keren. This phone is rubbish.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You heard. Karen, Sarah, jacqui, siobhan. In that order
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh no.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeses? Years
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Winnie cooper. Kevin's squeeze in wonder yeses
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well done, the footballing authorities, you really taught him a lesson there.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
10 mins he's been on the bus, onto his 2nd #buscan.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone had left a jacket on this bus. Someone else has got on and has seemingly appropriated it, bag on top of it, and a finders keepers glint. Now. Is this some sort of funky drug exchange? (Or similar)
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Been to m&s for some autumn cords.
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just checking in on big kemi's speech. Reverse ferreting from 'conservatives don't believe in a something for nothing culture' to 'we're going to get rid of IHT' in a couple of paragraphs. Impressive
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