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John Moe

@johnmoe.bsky.social
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www.johnmoe.website SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression. Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits. Author: The Hilarious World of Depression. Lead singer: Math Emergency.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10h
In this time of moral upheaval when so many lost souls have forsaken religion, I’m so grateful to see the Tampa Bay Rays return to worshipping our Dark Lord.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 12h
When my daughter was very young, less than 2, we were leaving Kowalski’s grocery store. I said, “Bye, Kowalski’s!” “Bye, Kabobbies!” she said. It’s been Kabobbies ever since. Or K-Bobs. It’s a couple blocks from our house so we say it a lot.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This year, Indigenous Peoples’ Day happens to also fall on Indignant Van Peebles Day.
Mario Van Peebles looking indignant
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I find the grandmother in this book to be overly sanguine and dismissive. Not at all sympathetic to Wemberly’s anxiety disorder. Oh she’s setting an example? Well I guess the lesson is DENIAL. I’m sorry. I know this will upset people. Sometimes one has to take a stand in this world.
Wemberly Worried by Kevin Henkes book coverGrandmother mouse with a GO WITH THE FLOW sweater and smug smirk
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kenny Rogers has a new hobby: confidently barking. He would like to eventually find something or someone to bark *at*, maybe even a reason *to* bark, but for now he won’t let such details stand in his way.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“It’s kind of warm in here. I might just take off my jacket. I know that would kind of ruin the ‘wash of brown’ look I got going but it’s kind of warm, like I said. I figure if it gets colder, I could just put the jacket back on. That’s still an option. But maybe I should wait?”
Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech”
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
1916 Life magazine image created to protest American isolationism, warning what could happen if WW1 was lost. Kind of love the take on Canada. Gotta admit living in St Karl sounds kind of dope. And pretty funny about Bismarck, ND. And, yeah, that new Gulf of Mexico name goes pretty hard.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I had to take a picture of this part:
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s 87 degrees on October 10 in Saint Paul, which is troubling but it’s also the happiest I’ve ever seen Kenny Rogers.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I thought that guy was an NPR film critic but now he’s Beaver Cleaver’s friend?? Totally the Mondello Effect. Scary.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey MN! You’ve seen me talk about being a foster family for rescue dogs on here. It’s been a fun and very meaningful part of our lives. It’s free too, they give you all the supplies and med care. There’s a foster open house tomorrow if you’re interested in learning more or helping out.
FOSTER OPEN HOUSE , Sunday October 11th, 1-3pm, 5959 Baker Road ste 300, Minnetonka
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You like Sally, don’t you Kenny Rogers?
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’d have to call this progress for Kenny Rogers, right? When we picked him up four weeks ago, he wouldn’t leave his crate. Also, someone, please adopt him: new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Amy Klobuchar is going to be hard to beat because of her huge ad budget and skilled professional messaging team.
Hand made sign saying “Demuth supports healthcare cuts / vote for Klobuchar”Hand made sign saying “Demuth supports healthcare cuts / vote for Klobuchar
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I really should have had this made into a yard sign. Maybe I still could. Thanks, @jerkeye.bsky.social for making me think of it.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I knew they should have never formed The Drunken Clash in the first place. Terrible band concept. Douglas sounds nothing like Strummer and Roberts is no Paul Simonon on the bass.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Many dogs need foster homes in Minnesota. For instance, Harper, the mysteriously 33-pound chihuahua. Or perhaps you could provide temporary care to Strong Steve. www.thebondbetween.org/foster/dogs
A large chihuahua A brown puppy named Strong Steve
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That thing where you have to bring Nancy Pelosi bowl after bowl of baked beans for a week and a half but then you can finally stop.
Email from Pelosi asking “Can I count on you?”Email from Pelosi saying “I’m done.”
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“I sure was Queen Elizabeth!”
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First time letting me actually watch him sleep. Usually he gets very alert if someone looks at him. Granted, he is a bit hot dog drunk at the moment.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also offered McDonald’s fries but my man preferred the hot dog slices. And yes, that is a crate on a couch.
Kenny Rogers the dog, weary
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hot dog slices from my hand for Kenny Rogers. Good boy, Kenny Rogers.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When a pet passes away and is said to be crossing the “rainbow bridge”, is that bridge part of Rainbow Road? And if so, how do Mario and his fellow racers deal with that traffic situation?
Rainbow Road from Mario Kart
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ethically, I should tell them I’m not Connie. But at a certain point, after enough emails, maybe I AM Connie?
Email I received:

Hi Connie,
I’d love to suggest Pastor Chuck Lewis for Equipped To Be. Your episode about raising future adults connects directly with his emphasis on raising healthy, faithful adults rather than simply well-behaved children.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think one of his eyes is a camera used to spy on us from the chaos universe where he’s from. But I’m not sure which eye.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kenny Rogers, you got another application! In emailing the applicant, I referred to your “future promise and present complexity.” Fingers crossed for a loving and patient home.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big development! Besides being Connie, I am now also Shannon.
Email from publicist reads “

“Hi Shannon,
When someone we love gets bad news or experiences a loss, most of us want to help but have no idea how to begin. We worry about saying the wrong thing, so we say too much, or we say nothing”
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, regardless, congratulations to Ice Cube.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The recent deaths of Dennis Hastert and Dennis Haskins must be making one person in particular kind of nervous.
Dennis Haysbert, of course.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can read lips if someone has written words in English on those lips.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're here! They're here! The Comedy Wildlife Awards finalists are here! www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/fina...
an angry birda squirrel(?) with grass in his mouth looking scaryA praying mantis looking casual
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I never expected to scold one of my dogs for “stealing Kenny Rogers’ trazodone” but that’s exactly what happened at the Moe house.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whoosh. This was tough.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I grieve the loss of Twitter, still. Losing it to all those ogres. It was never perfect but I am still tremendously moved by this thread. x.com/johnmoe/stat... Bsky is great but we lost something. Screenshot for those who'd rather not click:
A non-momentous perfect moment in your life.
Not a turning point, no wedding or childbirth or promotion or big break.
A moment that changed nothing really but that was just perfect.
Go!20 years ago, a party at my friend Shannon’s house. She had learned just enough guitar to sort of play “Daughter” by Pearl Jam. So - drunkenly and with tremendous joy - she played it for 20 minutes.
Life went on, she didn’t become a musician, but that night was perfect.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A knock-off site had a catalog that included Math Emergency so I adjusted.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why, this didn’t take any time at all. Nor am I instantly full of doubts and second-guessing.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My habit of barely ever looking at Instagram has worked out well but I must admit there is some good stuff there.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I also need someone with less baggage. There are known topics with him. Does anyone know what Benmont Tench thinks about anything? Not really.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning, Kenny Rogers. Good morning, Maisy filming a commercial for antidepressants.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I might also bring to your attention the recently posted Brazil:
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kenny Rogers makes it okay to both be weird AND decorate your life.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some puppies looking for foster homes in Minnesota. Marie wants you to foster her. And her sister. I think her name’s Deborah. You don’t even have to go to JC Penney to meet them. www.thebondbetween.org/foster/dogs youtu.be/YwXeCuhEch8?...
Marie, a puppyDeborah, a puppy
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kenny Rogers hopped up on a couch I was already sitting on. Real progress. Please understand, it’s not important that he learns to love me. It’s important that he learns to love people so that he’ll love you when you adopt him from me.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jill thinks I should do new Wolves broadcaster (and Sonics broadcaster 1987-2008) Kevin Calabro for crop art. He is the absolute best after all.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t know why everyone is saying it’s so bad. Nothing with Timothy Bottoms could ever be bad.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have a lot of work to do tomorrow but no meetings. So I can grab a laptop and work anywhere. You know what that means. Laptop open. Front row. Center. All day consecutive showings of Digger.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lemmy singing
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A few minutes ago, Kenny Rogers (the traumatized rescue dog, not the late bearded singer) walked up and briefly sniffed my foot. This was a breakthrough. I am patiently determined to help him learn that there is love in this scary world for him. You can do it, Kenny Rogers.
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