John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10hIn this time of moral upheaval when so many lost souls have forsaken religion, I’m so grateful to see the Tampa Bay Rays return to worshipping our Dark Lord. 3302
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 12hWhen my daughter was very young, less than 2, we were leaving Kowalski’s grocery store. I said, “Bye, Kowalski’s!” “Bye, Kabobbies!” she said. It’s been Kabobbies ever since. Or K-Bobs. It’s a couple blocks from our house so we say it a lot. 5520
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This year, Indigenous Peoples’ Day happens to also fall on Indignant Van Peebles Day. 0331
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I find the grandmother in this book to be overly sanguine and dismissive. Not at all sympathetic to Wemberly’s anxiety disorder. Oh she’s setting an example? Well I guess the lesson is DENIAL. I’m sorry. I know this will upset people. Sometimes one has to take a stand in this world. 2151
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Kenny Rogers has a new hobby: confidently barking. He would like to eventually find something or someone to bark *at*, maybe even a reason *to* bark, but for now he won’t let such details stand in his way. 10791
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“It’s kind of warm in here. I might just take off my jacket. I know that would kind of ruin the ‘wash of brown’ look I got going but it’s kind of warm, like I said. I figure if it gets colder, I could just put the jacket back on. That’s still an option. But maybe I should wait?” 0292
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11/10/20261916 Life magazine image created to protest American isolationism, warning what could happen if WW1 was lost. Kind of love the take on Canada. Gotta admit living in St Karl sounds kind of dope. And pretty funny about Bismarck, ND. And, yeah, that new Gulf of Mexico name goes pretty hard. 257810
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It’s 87 degrees on October 10 in Saint Paul, which is troubling but it’s also the happiest I’ve ever seen Kenny Rogers. 61070
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I thought that guy was an NPR film critic but now he’s Beaver Cleaver’s friend?? Totally the Mondello Effect. Scary. 1150
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Hey MN! You’ve seen me talk about being a foster family for rescue dogs on here. It’s been a fun and very meaningful part of our lives. It’s free too, they give you all the supplies and med care. There’s a foster open house tomorrow if you’re interested in learning more or helping out. 0203
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026You’d have to call this progress for Kenny Rogers, right? When we picked him up four weeks ago, he wouldn’t leave his crate. Also, someone, please adopt him: new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal... 121102
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Amy Klobuchar is going to be hard to beat because of her huge ad budget and skilled professional messaging team. 2301
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I really should have had this made into a yard sign. Maybe I still could. Thanks, @jerkeye.bsky.social for making me think of it. 4544
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I knew they should have never formed The Drunken Clash in the first place. Terrible band concept. Douglas sounds nothing like Strummer and Roberts is no Paul Simonon on the bass. 2370
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Many dogs need foster homes in Minnesota. For instance, Harper, the mysteriously 33-pound chihuahua. Or perhaps you could provide temporary care to Strong Steve. www.thebondbetween.org/foster/dogs 3334
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That thing where you have to bring Nancy Pelosi bowl after bowl of baked beans for a week and a half but then you can finally stop. 1210
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026First time letting me actually watch him sleep. Usually he gets very alert if someone looks at him. Granted, he is a bit hot dog drunk at the moment. 2641
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Also offered McDonald’s fries but my man preferred the hot dog slices. And yes, that is a crate on a couch. 2530
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hot dog slices from my hand for Kenny Rogers. Good boy, Kenny Rogers. 1026015
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When a pet passes away and is said to be crossing the “rainbow bridge”, is that bridge part of Rainbow Road? And if so, how do Mario and his fellow racers deal with that traffic situation? 6190
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ethically, I should tell them I’m not Connie. But at a certain point, after enough emails, maybe I AM Connie? 360
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think one of his eyes is a camera used to spy on us from the chaos universe where he’s from. But I’m not sure which eye. 5340
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Kenny Rogers, you got another application! In emailing the applicant, I referred to your “future promise and present complexity.” Fingers crossed for a loving and patient home. 4511
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Big development! Besides being Connie, I am now also Shannon. 4130
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The recent deaths of Dennis Hastert and Dennis Haskins must be making one person in particular kind of nervous. 3330
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I can read lips if someone has written words in English on those lips. 170
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They're here! They're here! The Comedy Wildlife Awards finalists are here! www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/fina... 09828
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I never expected to scold one of my dogs for “stealing Kenny Rogers’ trazodone” but that’s exactly what happened at the Moe house. 2750
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I grieve the loss of Twitter, still. Losing it to all those ogres. It was never perfect but I am still tremendously moved by this thread. x.com/johnmoe/stat... Bsky is great but we lost something. Screenshot for those who'd rather not click: 2370
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A knock-off site had a catalog that included Math Emergency so I adjusted. 270
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why, this didn’t take any time at all. Nor am I instantly full of doubts and second-guessing. 3260
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My habit of barely ever looking at Instagram has worked out well but I must admit there is some good stuff there. 2454
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think I also need someone with less baggage. There are known topics with him. Does anyone know what Benmont Tench thinks about anything? Not really. 080
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good morning, Kenny Rogers. Good morning, Maisy filming a commercial for antidepressants. 11091
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I might also bring to your attention the recently posted Brazil: 120
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kenny Rogers makes it okay to both be weird AND decorate your life. 0441
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Some puppies looking for foster homes in Minnesota. Marie wants you to foster her. And her sister. I think her name’s Deborah. You don’t even have to go to JC Penney to meet them. www.thebondbetween.org/foster/dogs youtu.be/YwXeCuhEch8?... 3141
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kenny Rogers hopped up on a couch I was already sitting on. Real progress. Please understand, it’s not important that he learns to love me. It’s important that he learns to love people so that he’ll love you when you adopt him from me. 1660
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jill thinks I should do new Wolves broadcaster (and Sonics broadcaster 1987-2008) Kevin Calabro for crop art. He is the absolute best after all. 070
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t know why everyone is saying it’s so bad. Nothing with Timothy Bottoms could ever be bad. 2111
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have a lot of work to do tomorrow but no meetings. So I can grab a laptop and work anywhere. You know what that means. Laptop open. Front row. Center. All day consecutive showings of Digger. 1190
John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A few minutes ago, Kenny Rogers (the traumatized rescue dog, not the late bearded singer) walked up and briefly sniffed my foot. This was a breakthrough. I am patiently determined to help him learn that there is love in this scary world for him. You can do it, Kenny Rogers. 3564522