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John M Danskin🐸

@johnmdanskin.bsky.social
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I used to design GPUs. Now I mostly sail. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈

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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 2h
The Talerico calendar is going to be Smoking this year.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 3h
Boomers had the draft, and were in the summer of love. We were in the after-times.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 4h
Save us with your sharpie Mr President!
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 5h
A stake and a hammer could fix the problem.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 7h
Hitting mach 33 on my bicycle
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 7h
Kids are going to watch the live streamed execution.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 8h
The mark of a real civilization is heated grease drains.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 8h
Yeah, that was kind of a New Year resolution. Like cutting out sugar and fat.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 9h
I really hope Trump doesn't kill more people because he didn't get the peace prize again.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 17h
RFK bit a raccoon, and now racoons have rabies.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 17h
Poor Smith-Griffin didn't steal enough to pay for a pardon. Go big or go to jail.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Severe writer's block can be life threatening.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There should be a public utility which does nothing but identify terrain believers and give them dysentery.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What does efficiency mean to a "benevolent" plutocrat dictator. Why, the same thing it meant when they were exploiting people to become a plutocrat. Efficient creation of wealth for the benevolent super-plutocrat who now has access to 100% of the GDP.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Ubankuelejo had a similar reputation to the Toyota Hilux, in that it was favored by men wishing to do violence.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yellow pages advertised your existence. Newspapers advertised events, and your existence. Of course you needed a phone subscription, or to pay a one time fee in a phone booth to use the yellow pages.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"in the old days", you would advertise in the local newspaper. Most people subscribed.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Using your own website for advertising, is like printing fliers, and locking them in the basement.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Before structure, the earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They aren't failing to do the math. They aren't liking the answer.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the racists do the math, they also see that if you keep population constant, they will be a dwindling percentage of the population. They don't want to be treated the way they've treated other minorities. And, they don't want to be replaced, like the Picts and the neanderthals.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It looks like the pedals must be next to or possibly higher than the wheel???
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wacky cool lens and hood on this Koroll 24
Old camera with a lot of chrome in the window of a vintage clothing and purse store in Prague.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The US has a similar issue. We deported all the farm workers. Oops.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First rule of Italian racing: What is behind me does not matter.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shhhh! We're spreading counter propaganda. The Nazis invaded Russia once. They can do it again.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When will the Russians realize that the AFD is going to open the eastern front again?
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you read the article you cite, you will see that every single cinnamon tested (36 out of 36) contained lead. 12 had more than some threshold. An article that says "contains lead" without saying how much is worthless and irresponsible.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My name is John, and I approve this use of AI.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Essentially all cinnamon has lead in it, and yet we eat cinnamon. It's really important to know how much.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The federal government spent a few thousand dollars on my college education, and I paid millions of dollars in taxes, which wouldn't have happened if I hadn't gone to collage. The government made around 100x on that investment.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
50,000 volts between the rails. It's the only way to live.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After reading the article, the question is whether the tourists will survive. The answer is that only a few tourists die. Here I was prepared to worry about Komodo dragons getting too much fat in their diets from consuming American tourists. Poor dragons.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guillotines work instantly every single time, but blood on the floor. We keep trying to find q way to kill people that doesn't make a mess, and we can't. Killing people is messy.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elephant had DTs all summer.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On the other hand, it will be convenient to be able to fire everyone who passed Hegseth's ideological tests, after Hegseth is jailed for his war crimes.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unless the last thing to go through their mind was a poisoned punji stick, yeah, go team pedants! We don't always win, but when we do, it's on a technicality!
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought what my landlord didn't know wouldn't kill them, but they didn't know about the pit with poisoned punji stakes I dug, and wouldn'tcha know...
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nobody can screw you like The System. In the end, The System screws almost everyone.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sliced beer was the next logical step.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's not smart to quit your job until you have the next one lined up. Of course this means interviewing while you are still employed.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its ok if you are a Republican
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The tesla of airplanes.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm so sorry. That must be unbelievably hard for you. You have my deepest sympathies. 🤎
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fact that women aren't getting screwed by this system is discriminatory.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eating ribs? Don't have a napkin? You can just wipe your hand off inside your pocket.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He is the Manchester PM, and Man City is in deep weeds.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember that the last big dip in carbon emissions was also when Trump was president during covid. Even without covid, Trump has all of the ecological benefits of a plague.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peter Thiel: just a man travelling the world, looking for himself.
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John M Danskin🐸 @johnmdanskin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With the Manchester convictions, is Andy Burnham still the right PM?
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