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Carter's Dad

@johnmckendry.bsky.social
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Old hippie, bewildered socialist, math, old music, grows apples. A harmless drudge.

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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 40m
I just can't even with this. I know my questions have no answers. But does the person who did this believe that they have actually done something that merits the name "translator?" Will anybody buy this misbegotten work of illiterature?
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 13h
I am not yet visually impaired, but I am old and have glaucoma and I gently scold people for not using alt-text a lot. So speaking from that perspective I think your approach is acceptable and even good.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a matter of fact, I know a few people who are good at things and they tell me that this is their secret method.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People are so focused on how mind-numbingly stupid the second paragraph is that they don't notice how equally stupid the first paragraph is.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you to all the people who use ALT-text to describe the funny gifs they use to show how they arrived on BlueSky. To the people who assume I know who that character is and that I can see and read the legend or caption or speech balloon in the picture, please try to do better.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just guessing, but he seems to have made a hobby of blocking and reporting people who try to follow him without permission and bsky tells me he is followed by an account called Cats of New Hampshire, so maybe he has you confused with that account? Weird thing to report people for, if that's it.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember Haley from the Old Twitter and she is a hero to lots of cats who were in really desperate shape before she found them. Please help her and Peaches out if you can, every little bit helps. Link in the post I'm quoting here, paypal and venmo and maybe some others.
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Lisa Kadonaga @tapirtrouble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought this line was supposed to be satirical!
youtube.com
Some of You May Die
YouTube video by Nolan Bennett
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"The world should accept" are the words of someone who doesn't comprehend the concept of responsibility. This guy's humanness is broken. He is an incomplete almost-a-whole-person with one important piece missing.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes I repost something that Is really obvious and we all know it already because there is still value in saying it out loud.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many people are saying this.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mostly, but some exceptions: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR1e...
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Classic Hebrew National Hot Dogs Commercial (1979)
YouTube video by Bionic Disco
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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Facks
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
back, it can wait its turn. Do the right thing.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
myself from time to time. But now is not the time for that. Cuprite is an OK mineral, it has some interesting molecular structure and it's pretty, but #MinCup26 is a contest for Best Mineral and cuprite does not deserve that title when it's contending with quartz. It is a newcomer and it will be
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey #MinCup26 people: I know there are people who sympathize with the underdog, and people who want to be free thinkers who don't just go along with the crowd, and people who think the new pretty face is better than the old familiar been-around-forever workhorse. I get all that. I have been there
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was gonna say this, how awkward would it be to travel with a litter box?
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last nail on the coffin for Newsom.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Extolls" is the wrong word, probably grasping for "exhorts" or something but whatever. It's one of those big fancy words.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Given that Secretary of Grooming Regs Pete Hegseth trotted out his "no beardos, no fatties" shit again today, I'm going to throw this back onto the timeline.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One resource: projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
projects.propublica.org
Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim
You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
of different colors, makes electricity when you squeeze it, comes in left-handed and right-handed forms, keeps near-perfect time. The elder statesman of minerals deserves to win this year.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ice and rhodochrosite get to wear the crown and retire from the fray. Let's end this injustice, people. This is quartz we're talking about, the textbook mineral, the mineral you think of when someone says "Name a mineral" or "What's a good mineral?" The archetype. Interesting crystal shape, lots
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of those newcomer minerals. But it's time to get serious. This is Mineral Cup, it's supposed to be a contest for Best Mineral and it's been running for ten years now and quartz should have been voted into the pantheon the first year but is still waiting for its turn while novelty minerals like
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have kept pretty quiet this year throughout #MinCup26 but I think now it's time to speak up. Don't get me wrong, I am not going to bad-mouth graphite, I am fond of graphite. My house is full of serious pencils from 8B to 2H. And I respect that graphite has been around for a long time, it is not
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The people at Google and Apple who decided to go with "Gulf of America" and "Lake America" are facing some hard decisions now.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they don't even ask for money afterwards.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This says "write them a letter" but the link is to a petition page where they have already written the letter for you, you can edit and rewrite it with your own comments but if you don't have the time for that you can just type in your info and click Send and it still adds to the volume, and
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a good ad. I hope lots of Ohioans see it.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Adding this to my list of things that need to be fixed, along with a national Truth and Reconciliation Commission, rebalancing the courts, Medicare for All, tax the rich, and save the planet. Make learning for its own sake valued and respected and admired again. We have strayed so far.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
beliefs and opinions as me, everyone I know says so and that proves it" is how Republicans think. Next time you see someone making this kind of argument just tell them they're thinking like a Republican.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ordinarily I wouldn't bother with the Rolling Stone writer (a woman, btw) who says that people who say they never heard of "Choosin' Texas" are just effete snobs, not my circus, but I just feel like saying that this is how Republicans think. The whole "everybody has the same experience and
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can believe that.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes. The obsession, not at all. It just seems like the kind of thing you would have seen.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotta say I'm surprised.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the lesbian bar in Western MA that tried to relax their masks policy and the Boston Globe turned in into entertainment. They could use some money to stay afloat. Please do what you can.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And really how much is it worth to ESPN to save themselves from this kind of embarrassment on the national stage?
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 25/09/2026
"I just want to thank President Xi for this lovely Seal of the United States he gave me to put in my bunker."
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Matt Gaetz. Now there's a name... You can tell they are pretty desperate when they roll out the big guns. Like this guy.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, I'm pretty sure you're right.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That is such a bad idea. Name any vaguely off-road environment, like a golf course or a hill or a beach, or a snowy street, and there's a video of a Cybertruck being towed out by an F150 or a Cybertruck rocking back and forth helplessly in an inch and a half of snow somewhere on the Internet.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am going to repost anyone who says we will need a Truth and Reconciliation Commission, because that's what we are going to need. The damage done is too deep. And first we will have to convince these lukewarm Democrats who don't understand the problem. Or replace them, but time is short.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Misunderstood about Beowulf, my mistake. Nice reading, at least as far as I can tell.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's really the Lord's Prayer, I'm pretty sure.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is so satisfying.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Speaking as some rando who cares a lot about alt-text I will jump in here to say your alt-text is already quite good, you're not doing anything wrong, keep it up. But you're not wrong to look to Molly for guidance, there's nobody better.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh. Well, OK then.
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Carter's Dad @johnmckendry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can't quite put my finger on why I think this is so funny.
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