John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“ADHD is actually my superpower” haha me too I’m like Superman if he flew into a brick wall over and over again 091
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I am so deeply unwell but today I made a delicious peanut butter chocolate smoothie to feed my mind, body, and soul, and I just can’t stop giggling! Follow me for more! #smoothiemama #mamaof2wholovessmoothies #icantsleep #peanutbutterbitch #goddessofblending #cptsdtriggers #childhoodtrauma #yummers 050
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey iphone users did you know you can create your own "stacks" of widgets? I just found out. This was introduced 6 years ago. I could scream, but I won't!! 050
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know both a cat named Mochi and a cat named Luna 040
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Not in order but here's what I got! If I think any harder I could probably come up with a whole other list so I'm cutting myself off 390
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is why I gave up trying to make one yesterday but I'm gonna try again! 010
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Special skills? Well, actually, I can toss something from my right hand into my left hand without looking at it 😌 Preeeetty impressive for someone who drops things 10 times a day 150
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"my girl cat" "my boy cat" bitch your cat is nonbinary it is a cat 1132
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I need tinder to let me sort by whether or not someone has a mustache so I can avoid them 131
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Some good news! I just saw this on the post where they're confirming this is not actually the "BIG" announcement :D 110
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Suddenly identifying with so many flags I feel like I'm on Tumblr in 2014 190
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Omg you’re right. I didn’t notice the UFO on there or those same shapes floating in space. That is UNFORTUNATE TIMING 120
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026tamagotchi.fandom.com/f/p/44000000...tamagotchi.fandom.comNew Release- My Lab Tamagotchi 🧪 | FandomBandai Japan has just announced a Home Deka… 100
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Also reading back my original post I realize it only makes sense to me oops hehe 010
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh no I mean it was announced and released in japan but not in the US yet. 😄 And the US posted this teaser that sounds like they're referencing the big tama but it's been a full day since it came out in Japan and not a peep from them so I'm nervy 210
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It is apparently hilarious and one of the best movies that director has ever made. Didn't realize it was the same dude who made Weapons and Barbarian like omg of COURSE it's good 000
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The resident evil movie has a 97% critics score on rotten tomatoes with 87 reviews!!! 230
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026@halfmoonjoe.com look at the new release at your own risk, it's 2x the size of a normal one! 030
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026New tamagotchi character just dropped and I love them 4160
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"____ IS COMING TO FORTNITE!" oh good I always wanted to know what this character looked like slightly worse 090
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Idk 75% of the HMJ chatters list but sometimes I just scroll through there and like posts like awww...this person had a great smoothie today :D Aw look, they have a cat :D Wow they got a new job! :D Idk who you are, any context about your post, but it's nice seeing someone having a good day 1780
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Once you forget 9/11 they revoke your metro card and you can’t come back 110
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I forgot it was 9/11 which is exactly what you're NEVER supposed to do 2201
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Are you a digimon that poops or a tamagotchi that shits 3223
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026www.zenintcg.com/products/tam...zenintcg.comTamagotchi - Tamagotchi Ring (Pink & Pearl White/Blue & Metallic Gold/Black & Metallic Silver) [PRE-ORDER] (RELEASE APR-MAY27)The world's smallest ring-shaped Tamagotchi device that you can wear on your finger and take care of:Tamagotchi ring" is now available 010
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They got me gal. I don't want to talk about the shipping and duties don't ASK ME 280
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nope it's a literal chatgpt movie www.polygon.com/artificial-o... But now I need to look into this gal gadot movie 👀polygon.comThe ChatGPT Movie Amazon Didn't Want You See Gets First TrailerAndrew Garfield plays Sam Altman in Artificial, Luca Guadagnino's new movie about the chaotic rise of OpenAI. 200
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You ever make a bad coffee by accident and you're like it just needs a lil more of this and a little more of that, and by the end of it you are forcing yourself to drink so much of the worst thing you've ever tasted 080
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This was my feeling at first too! While I liked Toy Story 4 it didn't feel like a proper sequel to me, it felt more like a streamer-only special. Toy Story 5 absolutely feels like a true sequel. None of it drags, every joke lands, and there is so much heart in it I almost cried at a couple of parts 010
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I somehow missed that there's a new mega man game coming out and I'm living for this diva 073
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 07/09/20262 months late but Toy Story 5 had no right being that good 140
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Omg. Me as a kid. I never thought about that. You have to protect that child too! Okay yeah not posting pictures of me as a kid again either 020
John J Salomone @johnman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I cannot overstate the respect I have for people who protect the children in their lives by either not posting pictures of them anywhere or censoring their faces if they do 🙏 2280
