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It's always "difficult" for employees, never for executives.

She needs the Spalding Gray desk and lighting/music effects.

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I first encountered it in Syracuse, New York, though it was a place with a surfer vibe.

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I'd call it eleven. Even when he wasn't president, we still had to hear from him, which was worse.

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I thought he knows everything about everything.

John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can we please stop the pop on/pop off subtitle/caption style? Give people a moment to read them, especially if the joke is that the person is saying something other than what they're thinking. Accessibility isn't supposed to be a stylistic thing, it's supposed to actually make media accessible.

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John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I bought a huge bag of chicharrones, a huge bag of tortilla chips, some queso fresco and some salsa verde. Now I need to figure out how to make something resembling actual meals out of those and the contents of my fridge instead of just snacking on them for several days.

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John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Does the mall count? I was thinking about going to the Sherman Oaks Fashion Square because you mentioned Sunkist fruit gems and the mall is across the street from the old Sunkist headquarters.

John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Awww. I'm missing my girl - gone two years yesterday - and I needed that meowing.

John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Are they holding it at Warner Brothers again?

John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"The Most Famous Bisexual By Far" is the centerpiece song of the musical that someone will write about Mara.

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John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We're all in a constant state of the former. Sometimes experiencing the latter is a nice change of pace, IMHO.

John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Like big, global ineptitude or smaller, personal ineptitude?

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John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Salud to your dad. Mine wouldn't have gone near any of those. He had the palate of a 12-year-old.

Maybe shaved ice penguins? Piraguins?

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At least she disproves the "cats aren't friendly" lie.

He seems to have Rookie's approval.

But I bet every disagreement started with "I have a bone to pick with you."

John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Sometimes, the things that don’t make sense.. make the most sense of all." snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90erevers...

snltranscripts.jt.org

Verbal Reversals - SNL Transcripts Tonight

Verbal Reversals

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John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's like those Star Wars cutaway books that show diagrams of Echo Base.

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John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I don't have kids and if I did, I have no idea how I could tell them "Work hard and be a good person and you'll be successful" when there are so many awful people getting rich and running/ruining our lives.

John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Wait... a cat-themed blockchain called Purr Diem!

John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In the winter of 2020, I got an email from my electrical utility saying that I'd been using a lot more electricity during the past few months. Gee, I wonder what might have been the reason for that?

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Bob Seger and the Silver Magazine Band

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The Sex Rifles. Or if you want to go really big, The Sex Artillery.

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Live long and chill overnight.

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John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I have an ex-friend who hates soup. Now it makes sense.

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I poured liquid over absorbent material. Let that sink in.

John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

(Oh, please let there be many other comments riffing like this...)

John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"You didn't see seasoning because it's NOT THERE!"

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John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Can you follow up with Fiddler Scott Fitzgerald?

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John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Pfft. At Syracuse, there was a guy who cooked the skull of a former mayor of the city.

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John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Could this be an opportunity for personal care products that make you appear sweaty and unclean? Maybe a smelly, dirty sweatshirt that has a hidden liner that keeps you from actually getting dirty but repels others.

John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I saw Existential Feedback open for Underground Grease Interceptor at Toad's Place.

John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I worry about clicking like and then looking at the profile and finding something awful in their posts or other comments. Why must horrible people like the same cultural references and puns that I do, thus lulling me into a feeling of connection that will prove to be false?

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John Linen @johnlinen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

True. I admittedly have played with it out of curiosity and it interprets the same prompt sometimes in wildly different ways.