John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 3hthe capitals finally had to pull the "ovi's retiring" ripcord for pr purposes sports is back bay bee 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 3hyou wake up after a day of stomach issues and you’re delivered this and your first thought is “…well. Yeah.” 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 4hYou’d also be amazed how angry you can make random people by saying that, explaining the reference and then the Ross Perot “two party system” kicker joke. 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 4hThe importance of voting is significant. That’s why every time in every election I write in Kodos. One day we will all be twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 16hI've tuned in late but did the Panthers legitimately have a mascot jump into the stadium wearing only an ankle parachute? That's terrifying 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 16hBut the neatest, dumbest nerdiest moment is in the creation of an oath that's very sweet 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 16hLanterns ended on a total Surf Dracula but it was pleasant and then the alien carnivorous plant got a decent table to live on so you can't fault it 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 19hI'm sorry what got a 1 and 0 percent. Vulture Cinematrix No. 922: Oct 4, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2602 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem... 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh it’s Ocho day. Good this goes perfectly with my fever dreams 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026what a day to be recovering from food poisoning 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I spoke too soon and also am suffering the weary death (from either a poorly made dinner purchase or allergies). Unfortunately this musical accompaniment is more avant garde and interactive today. So eureka version it’ll be at home 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026also a live composition so not the eureka! version 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the best part about checking if others have seen Fritz Lang's Destiny tomorrow is reactions range from "this part's super racist" to "hey neat" 200
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it has also always been a crime no bar I've been to served a chocolate choo choo 010
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026saying "name the best kids in the hall sketch but not girl drink drunk" is a crime. and the only way to solve that crime is terriers www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5bI...youtube.comKids in the Hall - TerriersYouTube video by Your Bestie Depressedy 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The soundtrack is very good and remains the big reason it can’t be shown. Along with you know the other one. And Brown Bunny. Music licenses. That’s the only reason why. 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026nine lives of a wet pussy on mubi is up there with “I watch 9 Songs for the soundtrack” 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026See I keep meaning to also do this and every time it’s just like Shoah and Dekalog stare me back in the face 010
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026today so far I’ve seen a car crash and a jack smith flaming creatures reference I think it’s time to buy a lottery ticket 010
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Meeeeeeh, not happy with how I did and then I cheated with a documentary. Vulture Cinematrix No. 921: Oct 3, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2596 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem... 001
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Stoked the skydunce “30 films a year or your $30M back” clause is literally just for two years. Still not sure where that money goes 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026nearly leapt out of my chair in joy that Criterion Channel has the non-shit transfer of Pulse compared to the one that's been used by every other streamer 031
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the name of the play is "fossil fools." now you have to wrestle with yourself whether I'm fucking with you or telling you the truth 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The eternal struggle: do you or don’t you check and see if subway pizza is untouched 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If I came up with “fossil fools” I’d also run around and try to have people tell me I was so smart and witty and then watch with horror as they learn I’m not 6-years old 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I thought it was a joke but no they really used a screengrab from Titanic to announce ending the naming of two major studios and now they’re going to be named after a company barely held up by the sheer will of savings accounts 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“We own the rights for Superman, Harry Potter and idk other stuff. What image should we use in our promotional social media announcement.” “The Titanic. A symbol of power! Remembered by all!” 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not the fact someone died. But allegedly shot up in the theater. It’s like NYFF is reliving the old days with Sylvia Myles 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Someone shot up heroin at Alice Tully Hall during Godzilla Minus Zero and died” is now my new favorite urban legend 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He comes through with the other great line while in jailt: "Hey! You...gonna eat that sausage?" Guy throws it on the ground. "...well, okay then!" 010
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The best part of THE CREEP TAPES is Mark Duplass' urge to remind people about dumb things that happened (sex tapes) and then deliver incredible lines ("Tommy Lee's sex tape." "TOMMY LEE JONES HAS A SEX TAPE?!? YOU'D THINK THAT'D BE BIGGER NEWS!") 010
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I recently put on Mr. Majestyk and it's wild to me there was an entire run of dust bowl noirs but also Charlie Bronson being the pinnacle of tough melon farmer/roaming hobo 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026like I wonder if Paul Reubens also bought Final Flesh and went "...the fuck?" 000
Reposted by John LichmanRay Pride @raypride.bsky.social · 01/10/2026juliensauctions.comPaul Reubens' Big AuctionCome on in and pull yourself up a chair! Julien's is honored to present Paul Reubens' Big Auction - a once-in-a-lifetime event celebrating the li... 003
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026also: "interactive, augmented-reality bowling" yeah when I get out of digger I'm just like "I gotta go bowling RIGHT. NOW." 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the most recent switch has been AMC locally investing heavily in gatcha machines. bring back the broken time crisis 4 booths 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it's wild this piece is like "MOVIES ARE BACK THEATERS INVEST 2.7 BILLION IN DA MOVIES" and then you read it and everything in it is awful and shows that theater chains are doing the worst ideas ever variety.com/2026/film/ne...variety.comTheaters Re-Invest $2.7 Billion to Bring In Moviegoers With Heated Reclining Seats, Full-Service Bars, Immersive Sound and MoreTheaters across North America are aiming to keep audiences engaged by spending $2.7 billion over the past two years on upgrades and innovations. 100
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Maybe Dekalog too. And the Roman porno box sex. And a bunch of giallo stuff. Listen I’m a busy man staring aimlessly out a window is a full time job 000
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I take it back. The most haunted thing I own is the ford at fox box set and only ever watching one film 120
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s time to watch spooky scary movies! *Shoah criterion drops off the shelf* …maybe Friday the 13th *Shoah criterion begins floating in the air* Or Phantasm *Shoah criterion starts spinning reminding me it’s been over 15 years since I bought it and never watched it* Who knows 110
John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I realized after only three films could technically fall under getting any box office and one of them absolutely is not being released until 2027. And another goes streaming free within a week. This and showing up with White Russians to job interviews is why I'm not doing box office reporting 000
