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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 17h

I hereby submit this one for a future Cinematrix numbers post about how many people tried using Solo: A Star Wars story for Stan. Vulture Cinematrix No. 927: Oct 9, 2026 I got 8/9 Correct Score: 2383 🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

2020: someone makes a game to keep their partner sane 2026: the game now will drive us all insane before movies and 30 minutes of trailers/ads

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

you wake up after a day of stomach issues and you’re delivered this and your first thought is “…well. Yeah.”

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm sorry what got a 1 and 0 percent. Vulture Cinematrix No. 922: Oct 4, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2602 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

what a day to be recovering from food poisoning

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Meeeeeeh, not happy with how I did and then I cheated with a documentary. Vulture Cinematrix No. 921: Oct 3, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2596 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The eternal struggle: do you or don’t you check and see if subway pizza is untouched

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hey. Hey. It used to be the MCI Center.

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

like I wonder if Paul Reubens also bought Final Flesh and went "...the fuck?"

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I realized after only three films could technically fall under getting any box office and one of them absolutely is not being released until 2027. And another goes streaming free within a week. This and showing up with White Russians to job interviews is why I'm not doing box office reporting

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Filling out my MFL board and it's a crime they still are keeping this in there

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

just learned who directed verity and

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Guess who isn’t in Lost Highway. Vulture Cinematrix No. 918: Sep 30, 2026 I got 8/9 Correct Score: 2286 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

sometimes I think people took the wrong lesson from David foster Wallace

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

China has beaten the US once again by making a 68 minute film that lays out everything in the title

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well time to put the old Armond White mask back on and apply for a job

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

gotta call out sick, put the pillow over my wife's face, douse the yard in gasoline....

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

neither proud of how I did not what I chose but that’s that. Vulture Cinematrix No. 916: Sep 28, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2601 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“BRO WE THE WHALE TONIGHT!” But what used to just be a shitty bbq/line dance bar is now this on the same strip filled with other tourist traps. These same guys also did this to the old Stoned Crow Dave Atell bar

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The thing that is both endearing and terrifying is Wells’ “letter to” posts are never exaggerations and he sincerely hunts down emails for people just for them to be jump scared

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the social media editor has very strong opinions about when something is shit it’s “Netflix”

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pro wrestling out here going “all this awful fucking news and we’re not involved? Let’s change that up!”

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*me getting to the Onimusha way of the sword final boss fight with three stages that doesn’t save and makes you repeat each run if you die*:

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

drafting one of those scary movie a day lists for October

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

screw you too road to perdition. Vulture Cinematrix No. 910: Sep 22, 2026 I got 8/9 Correct Score: 2371 🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

when the new renny harlin film has 13 different production companies involved

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Normally I'd go for the Shrek straight but I will also never turn down a chance to use that third film and scream like Frank Langella "I RIDE THE LIGHTNING" or whatever it was. Vulture Cinematrix No. 909: Sep 21, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2634 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I had and retain my VC spidey-sense about "companies that will never complete a project as long as the c-suite gets theirs" and buddy

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

thank you @britinacheng.bsky.social. Vulture Cinematrix No. 906: Sep 18, 2026 I got 8/9 Correct Score: 2258 🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Did we get the exclusive image?” “Yes. Here.” “What the fuck is happening here?” “I don’t know.”

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“Eugene Kotlyarenko is the Tony Scott we deserve” Everyone else on the internet at the film stage today:

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Only one scene makes me emotional every time i see it

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I forgot Shame was snubbed and that’s why we no longer have sex films at that one terrible hotel in nyc. Vulture Cinematrix No. 902: Sep 14, 2026 I got 8/9 Correct Score: 2351 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I kicked myself realizing I could’ve done a tron twofer. Vulture Cinematrix No. 897: Sep 9, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2656 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

don’t spoil yourself with the trailer but just to leave a hint he’s back

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I remembered the idea of most of these more than their names without checking. But never not true for IKWKM, maybe the launchpad of mid-aughts vulgar auteurism. Vulture Cinematrix No. 894: Sep 6, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2647 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I will never be refused an ironic row or the perfect line up of sequels. It’s the Dr. Schultz in me needing to shoot Calvin Cande. Vulture Cinematrix No. 893: Sep 5, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2644 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

what gif pops up if you sea…oh no you don’t.

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Technically got a straight lloyd(eyyyy). Vulture Cinematrix No. 891: Sep 3, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2614 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

this is all due to my current diseased brain playing cinenerdle too and I search for like 4-7 films to end matches quickly if I'm not feeling into it. Vulture Cinematrix No. 890: Sep 2, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2669 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

the rare VS OOP disc that’s like a blessing to own for the next 48 buyers vinegarsyndrome.com/collections/...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“You’ve made a documentary about Russia? We know someone with a great track record with her sources and Russia!”

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Having to look up the actual ratings of Cherry 2000 and Bloodhounds of Broadway was such a surprise. But got my walken hat trick. Vulture Cinematrix No. 889: Sep 1, 2026 I got 7/9 Correct Score: 2098 🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

take a wild guess who isn’t in airplane II the sequel and I swore he was. Vulture Cinematrix No. 888: Aug 31, 2026 I got 7/9 Correct Score: 2062 🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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John Lichman @johnlichman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

all this time I’ve been losing weight by baking my ice like the AI slop ad tells me to and could it also give me Alzheimer’s

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