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John Walling

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My blurbs are parody, satire, jokes, hyperbolic speculation, spitballs, & bald-faced facts -- backed with 2 minute warranties.

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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 11m
Starlink: Commercial satellite internet service owned and operated by SpaceX for consumers, businesses, and emergency/civilian use. Starshield: SpaceX business unit and military-grade satellite network built for US Department of Defense, intelligence agencies, and government partners.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 42m
The 'best' Trump people have resting Mar-a-Lago face and the intellects of hibernating newts.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 1h
Seattle startup lands $1M to reinvent energy-hungry chips suitable for space with nanomagnetic technology that requires only electrical pulses rather than the constant power stream traditional chips need, reducing electricity consumption and heat generation. www.geekwire.com/2026/a-two-p... ...
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A two-person Seattle startup lands $1M to reinvent energy-hungry chips suitable for space
Seattle startup TriMagnetix raised new funding to build chips that use electrical pulses to process data with a fraction of the energy traditional semiconductors require. The two-person team is settin...
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 1h
Sally Rooney says her novels will no longer be sold in the U.K. because of her own closely-held political beliefs. She had promised to donate the revenues to a pro-Palestinian group that the UK has designated a terrorist organization. www.npr.org/2026/10/16/n... ..
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Sally Rooney's books will no longer be sold in U.K. after Palestinian Action support
The Irish author said her books can no longer be sold in the UK after she pledged the royalties to a banned pro-Palestinian group.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 1h
The bystander who killed the Oregon school shooter was the father of two students inside, according to the man’s mother.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 1h
Katie Zacharia Is Out After 5 Days as White House Press Secretary Zacharia was fired after less than a week on the job, according to 3 people familiar with the matter. She was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 2h
Reuters: Iran’s precision strikes on critical infrastructure in the Persian Gulf included 135 drone and missile attacks on 84 infrastructure sites across 7 countries—Saudi Arabia, UAE, Iraq, Qatar, Kuwait, Oman, and Bahrain. Iran relied on networks of informants to conduct the attacks.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 2h
Pentagon to delay report on Iran school bombing until after midterms: Senior Pentagon officials intend to delay release of an internal report into the bombing of a school in southern Iran on the first day of the war until after the U.S. midterm elections, according to Bloomberg.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 2h
Its name and logo references the parasitic fish candiru which has the (likely apocryphal) ability to implant in the human urethra.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 2h
Candiru (spyware company) Tel Aviv, Israel en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru... Products exploit zero-days vulnerabilities in a variety of operating systems and web browsers to deploy persistent spyware implant (dubbed "DevilsTongue" by Microsoft) to remotely control the victim's device.
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Candiru (spyware company) - Wikipedia
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 2h
Israeli Firm Used Targeted Ads to Infect Al Jazeera Devices with Zero-Click Spyware www.democracynow.org/2026/10/16/h... ..
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Israeli Firm Used Targeted Ads to Infect Al Jazeera Devices with Zero-Click Spyware
Al Jazeera reports an Israeli advertising technology firm helped to infect dozens of devices with malicious spyware designed to collect a wide range of sensitive data on journalists at the network. Al...
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 14h
Why Is #Linux So Difficult to Install? Because of Microsoft. www.youtube.com/watch?v=et2V... ..
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Why Is Linux So Difficult to Install? Because of Microsoft.
YouTube video by Rob Braxman Tech
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
🚨 PLEASE SAVE AHMED 💔 A 4-year-old orphan is lying in Gaza with his abdomen still open, crying in unbearable pain, waiting for urgent surgery. I’m terrified this may be his last chance. Don’t scroll past him. Share, donate, or ask about Ahmed before it’s too late!! 🙏🇵🇸. chuffed.org/project/mahm...
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 19h
3 Children and 1 Adult Killed in Shooting at Oregon Elementary School The police in Bend, Ore., said the suspect, who was also dead, was possibly killed by an armed bystander.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 21h
Miami Yourami Hisami Herami Ourami
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 23h
U.S. Seasonal Drought Outlook. El Niño and likelihood for above-normal precipitation during November-December-January support drought improvement and removal for the East Coast, Southeast, Lower Mississippi Valley, Southern Great Plains, and Southwest. www.cpc.ncep.noaa.gov/products/exp... ..
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Climate Prediction Center: Seasonal Drought Outlook
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 23h
U.S. is sending hundreds of troops to Latin America to fight drug traffickers: The Pentagon is sending a 600-soldier battalion from the 10th Mountain Division to train and exercise with local forces in Latin America, U.S. military officials told the New York Times on Wednesday.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 23h
Trump's concept of a plan is to bomb Iran into oblivion. GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast (MOAB), the largest non-nuclear bomb in US arsenal, is designed primarily for massive surface-level destruction rather than deep penetration. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GBU-43/... ..
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GBU-43/B MOAB - Wikipedia
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 23h
Israeli forces have detained more than 2,000 Palestinian children since October 2023, with 350 currently held in “harsh conditions,” according to a report from the Palestinian Prisoner’s Society.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 23h
If Israel is not committing genocide on Palestinians living in #Gaza, we need a new definition for genocide.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 23h
Israel’s closure of Rafah blocks medical evacuations from #Gaza for second week: Israel has kept the Rafah border crossing closed for a second consecutive week, preventing sick and wounded Palestinians from leaving Gaza for medical treatment abroad, Gaza’s Health Ministry said Thursday.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Keeping Score Total recorded death toll since Oct 7, 2023, is now 74,396 killed, with 175,449 injured. Since Oct 11, 2025, the first full day of the so-called ceasefire, Israel killed at least 1,505 Palestinians in #Gaza and wounded 5,332, while 838 bodies have been recovered.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
MAGA-Fascist 'Mistakes' are pilling up, creating a huge backlog for civil society to expend precious time on cleaning it up.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
On October 13, students at Jefferson Middle School in Oceanside, California, walked out of class in protest against ICE. These students are brave and are showing that standing up for their community has no age limit.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Israel suspends commercial goods from entering Gaza: Israel has suspended the entry of private-sector goods into Gaza over allegations that Hamas threatened and coerced merchants, according to Nickolay Mladenov, High Representative President Donald Trump’s “Board of Peace.”
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Has WWIII started yet? There's awful lot of bombing and shooting going on.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Now for something completely different. youtube.com/shorts/ieIl7... ..
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Brooklyn Coffee Shop Episode 22: Classical Musician
YouTube video by Pooja Tripathi
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My laptop runs on deuterium-tritium fusion in a levitating dipole configuration. I capture the high-energy neutrons with a thermoelectric generator to power my foot massager.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Before someone can credibly say A.I. is or is not conscious, they have to define consciousness in a way that can be tested and verified with open methods.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When MAGAs speak, I wonder "What's wrong with you guys?"
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Cindy Bee @ckbhope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No Kings protests across the country THIS Saturday, 10/17. Find one near you: www.nokings.org
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No Kings
For more than a year, millions of people have come together to send a clear message: in America, we have no kings. Power doesn't belong to billionaires, strongmen, or politicians who think they're abo...
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 13/10/2026
JD Vance says this isn’t the time to “gripe about all the little things" like gas, groceries, rent, your mortgage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmC-...
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NEW LINCOLN PROJECT AD: Little Things
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
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Pacific Northwest Seismic Network @pnsn1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Great WA ShakeOut earthquake drill is tomorrow! Get ready to #ShakeOut with us at 10:15 AM on 10/15—and remember to Drop, Cover, and Hold On whenever you feel the ground shake or get a #ShakeAlert earthquake warning on your phone. @uwcampussafety.bsky.social @emd.wa.gov @shakeout.bsky.social
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Tee up the tea up.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Disorienting Age of 'Artificial Intimacy' The Ezra Klein Show www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMiR... Artificial Intimacy: Who We Become When We Talk to Machines by Sherry Turkle www.amazon.com/dp/0316573965 ..
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The Disorienting Age of 'Artificial Intimacy' | The Ezra Klein Show
YouTube video by The Ezra Klein Show
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Pulling Out Teeth Just to Live: Israel Has Devastated Dental Care in Gaza Along with other medical supplies, dental materials have not been allowed into Gaza for the past three years, forcing patients to choose between unaffordable treatment, extraction, or painkillers.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
In WA state The Great Shakeout Exercise happen Oct 15 at 10:15AM www.shakeout.org/washington/ ..
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The Great Washington ShakeOut
Great ShakeOut Earthquake Drills help people in homes, schools, and organizations worldwide improve preparedness and practice how to be safe during earthquakes. Register to participate in your state or country's drill at www.ShakeOut.org.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Social Security Announced 3.6 Percent Benefit Increase for 2027 www.ssa.gov/news/en/pres... ..
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If your cult leader is an asshole, that makes you an asshole. Q.E.D.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pope Leo Found to Have Lung Cancer After Surgery, Vatican Says The pontiff had a lower lobe of his right lung removed during surgery and was diagnosed with ​lung adenocarcinoma, ​a form of cancer.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Katie Zacharia is the message and the messenger.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If Jesus had told people what they wanted to hear. To a narcissist "Love yourself as you would want other people to love you."
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Will A.I. agents attack other A.I. agents? Oh, the humanity!
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Northwest Progressive Institute @nwprogressive.org · 13/10/2026
We need strong AI regulations *now.* Not five years from now.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Background en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Z... ..
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Katie Zacharia - Wikipedia
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bremerton's Navy shipyard is getting a $15B makeover www.axios.com/local/seattl... The Navy's effort to modernize its four shipyards — Puget Sound, Portsmouth, Norfolk and Pearl Harbor — could cost more than $200 billion and take over 50 years, according to the Government Accountability Office.
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Bremerton's Navy shipyard is getting a $15B makeover
A new dry dock for modern aircraft carriers is central to the sweeping Navy overhaul.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Seattle-based Getty Images to file for bankruptcy The media company is filing for bankruptcy and going private through a restructuring deal with financial backing from the Getty and Koch families. No #Seattle layoffs are planned.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ukraine did something that is really good news for the 2026 midterms by blowing up three of Yandex’s largest Russian data centers. Automated HTTP requests originating from Yandex's network fell from an average of over 88% down to just 0.3% following the initial wave of attacks.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
America’s economic pizza pie www.dailykos.com/stories/2026... ..
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America’s economic pizza
A cartoon by David Horsey.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A person familiar with the investigation said it is related to alleged immigration fraud, and part of the probe concerns the Somali-born lawmaker's immigration paperwork, which was filled out by her late father when she was a child. www.reuters.com/legal/govern... ..
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US immigration authorities raid Democratic congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home
Omar wrote in a social media post that the US government is being weaponized to target a political enemy of the president ahead of the midterm elections.
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