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John Walling

@johnki7yra.bsky.social
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My blurbs are parody, satire, jokes, hyperbolic speculation, spitballs, & bald-faced facts -- backed with 2 minute warranties.

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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 9m
I bought an A.I. EKG Think Cap. It helps me to think with different parts of my brain. It reduces lazy brain and slows down brain frenzy.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 35m
The rise of A.I. critical thinking is replacing human critical thinking. That might be a problem. I'll ask ChatGPT.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 44m
I'm all opinions. Sometimes I slip in a fact to see if someone catches it.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 1h
"I used to be atheist, but I switch to agnostic because I wanted people to like me." -- Emily Catalano UNSPECIAL
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 1h
Westport (#WA) breaks ground on 1,000-person tsunami evacuation tower The town of Westport has broken ground on an evacuation tower capable of holding more than 1,000 people in the event of a devastating tsunami. mil.wa.gov/news/westpor... ..
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Westport breaks ground on tsunami vertical evacuation tower
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 2h
CIA "Red Team" Report Warns Israel Could Head Toward Civil War, Total Collapse U.S. intelligence raises fears of civil unrest and state breakdown in Israel ahead of October 27 elections. substack.com/home/post/p-... .. Another subject for Polymarket betting.
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CIA Report Warns Israel Could Head Toward Civil War, Total Collapse
U.S. intelligence raises fears of civil unrest and state breakdown in Israel ahead of October 27 elections.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 22h
Paradigm shift: Cheap Drones vs Expensive B-2 bombers.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 22h
I'm looking for shiftless paradigms.
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 23h
Time to end this fucking regime. They know what they are doing.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 23h
U.S. Rushes to Withdraw Bombers From U.K. Air Base After New Threats The withdrawal came with unusual speed, following what U.S. officials said were threats of an Iran-based plot against the installation.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 23h
1/2 Massacre at Minab: The School That Became a Grave In the opening hours of the war against Iran, on February 28, 2026, the U.S. military fired Tomahawk cruise missiles directly at a school in the southern city of Minab. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OmK... ..
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Massacre at Minab: The School That Became a Grave
YouTube video by Drop Site News
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Massacre at Minab: The School That Became a Grave The bombing of an Iranian school, killing 120 children, is one of the worst U.S. war crimes since Vietnam. Drop Site spoke to survivors, first responders, parents, and witnesses. This is their story. www.dropsitenews.com/p/minab-scho... ..
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Massacre at Minab: The School That Became a Grave
The bombing of an Iranian school, killing 120 children, is one of the worst U.S. war crimes since Vietnam. Drop Site spoke to survivors, first responders, parents, and witnesses. This is their story.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The blue wave will leave many purple puddles behind for political pollsters to muddle over.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I found forgotten paradigms under my seat cushion.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apollo: Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof! Me: Don't you have anything else to say? Apollo: Woof?
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If beavers can restore wetland habitats, maybe they can restore my apartment.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brockovich AI Data Center Reporting www.brockovichdatacenter.com ..
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Brockovich Data Center Reporting – U.S. AI Data Center Awareness & Issue Map
Interactive map of major AI data centers across the United States — built, being built, proposed and cancelled. Understand the community impact and report issues in your area.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Erin Brockovich: 4,000 People Asked Me To Investigate Data Centers. Here's What I Found. www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0rQ... ..
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Erin Brockovich: 4,000 People Asked Me To Investigate Data Centers. Here's What I Found.
YouTube video by Offline with Jon Favreau
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Outgoing Governor Gavin Newsom signed California plug-in solar bill, establishing the nation’s largest balcony solar market, which allows the state’s 39 million residents to use portable solar devices that connect to a home through a receptacle. pv-magazine-usa.com/2026/10/01/n... ..
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Newsom signs California plug-in solar bill, establishing the nation's largest balcony solar market - pv magazine USA
Outgoing California Governor Gavin Newsom has signed SB 868, a law that allows the state's 39 million residents to use portable solar devices that connect to a home through a receptacle.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All the paradigms are shifting. We will get all-new paradigms in 2027, which will be shifted again in 2028.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A caravan of polar bears are headed south for the US-Canada border to get free fish in the US and to take jobs away from American black bears. -- DHS Alert www.foxnews.com/us/dhs-send-... ..
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DHS send ominous warning as migrant caravan heads toward US-Mexico border from Honduras
A Honduran migrant caravan numbered in the hundreds has crossed into Mexico and is moving north as DHS warns the days of catch and release are over.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is democracy worth saving or should we just focus on the price of groceries and diesel?
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If the Blue Wave turns out to be Magenta Puddles, I'm going to be very disappointed indeed.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Less meta- and more of whatever the opposite of meta- is.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I oppose capital punishment because murdering a murderer makes all of us murderers by proxy.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Raw milk is fortified with E. coli, Salmonella, Campylobacter, and Listeria to help build immunity.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Which is a better execution outcome: Being dead or being unconscious on a ventilator?
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Al Capone was busted for tax fraud, not for organized crime. Trump is organized crime and he commits tax fraud, but he is untouchable.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New USPS Executive Order: Mail-in Ballots will be routed through Tashkent and Marrakesh overland by camels and goats.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump is fortifying the White House so he can't be removed. If US Marshals come for him, they will be repelled with armed drones and laser beams.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christa Pike Is Unconscious and on Ventilator After Execution Attempt The Tennessee inmate was brought to a hospital with burned and blistered arms after an unsuccessful attempt at lethal injection, her lawyers said in a court filing. NYT
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Seattle software engineer turned general contractor built an A.I. guide to the patchwork of permit rules www.geekwire.com/2026/seattle... ..
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Seattle software engineer turned general contractor built an AI guide to the patchwork of permit rules
The site, kolmo.io/permits, serves as an un-gated database designed to answer the questions that usually send homeowners into a spiral of municipal PDFs. The AI-powered tool covers 457 verified rules ...
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Porchlight for eldercare porchlight.ing With one tap, seniors can record memories, which the tool turns into staff briefings and audio updates for family members. www.geekwire.com/2026/startup... ..
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Porchlight — Know every resident. Better days for everyone.
One-button life-story interviews that arm your staff to know every resident from the first shift — for warmer care, happier residents, and closer families. A plan built around your community.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump wants to decide who can vote; who counts the votes; who validates the votes; and who is confirmed to be seated in Congress. SCOTUS rocket-docket is his rubber stamper.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Advice to fathers. Teach your sons not to be a threat to women. www.tiktok.com/@irs0929/vid...
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Again, as a father… #dadsoftiktok #dadtok #dads #dad #creatorsearchinsights
TikTok video by Just Isaac
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I developed a decorative yard plant that is resistant to fire, flood, drought, wind, and harmful insects. It can take the shape of garden gnome or a smoothbore civil war cannon.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Commerce Secretary Lutnick reports over $250 million in income from 2025.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
33 detainee deaths in ICE concentration camps is not a bug. It's a feature.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I oppose capital punishment because murdering a murderer makes all of murderers.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Department of Christian Warfare will soon replace the Department of War, which replaced the Department of Defense. Only White Male Christians with high T will be qualified to serve in flag and general officer positions.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Christa Pike has severe brain damage from two attempted executions with lethal injections of phenobarbital, will Tennessee try to execute her again while she is mentally incapacitated and perhaps in a coma? SCOTUS-6 must be proud of their rocket-docket intervention to speed up the execution.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1/2 In Gaza City, the remains of 105 Palestinians recovered from beneath 16 residential buildings in the Yarmouk area bombed on October 25, 2023 were buried in a mass funeral on Thursday. The recovered bodies included 37 children and 38 women.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump Doctrine First we attack the journalists. Then we attack people who defend the journalists. Then we attack people who complain about attacking the journalists. Then we attack people who object to attacks.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why are people reluctant to say 'global heating' when that is what is driving climate change? Global oceans absorb roughly 90% of the excess heat trapped by human greenhouse gas emissions. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... ..
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Concern mounts over slow-moving, planetary-scale ‘Kelvin’ wave heading for California
The ocean phenomenon could raise sea levels by up to a foot as El Niño keeps warm water trapped along the coast
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YouTube reminds me that whatever it is, it's not what I think it is.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When in doubt, shoot the messenger and leave town.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump's mind is like a cage full of rats chasing bats.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I aimed my laser at the Moon. It responded with a moonbeam.
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now for something completely different. youtube.com/shorts/7EF8g... ..
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Thomas Jefferson Mallet player thunderstruck
YouTube video by Christina Clark
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John Walling @johnki7yra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best use of surveillance cameras is in closets and under beds to detect monsters.
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