John Kelly @johnke.me · 07/08/2026Little Deer Comics in Stonybatter coming in clutch. I've wanted a copy of this soundtrack for FOREVER. 000
John Kelly @johnke.me · 26/06/2026Looking at my Apple Music replay for May and I'd love to say this was my kids but nope, this was all me, baby! 010
John Kelly @johnke.me · 26/06/2026I feel like we collectively owe Shingy a huge apology because damn that guy was spot on, he was just like a decade too early. 000
John Kelly @johnke.me · 24/06/2026Tonight was the start of Robyn's Sexistential tour in Dublin and she brought out CMAT for Call Your Girlfriend! 050
John Kelly @johnke.me · 18/05/2026Love the ambiguity in the delivery notification from GLS. "We'll deliver it when we fuckin feel like it, yeah?" 000
John Kelly @johnke.me · 20/04/2026Between the username and the avatar, this is an instant follow-back. 000
John Kelly @johnke.me · 20/02/2026Without a Clue completely broke my brain to the point where I can only think of him as Arty Morty 130
John Kelly @johnke.me · 07/10/2025Pretty sure Siri's "auto-categorize your shopping list" is trying to kill me 000
John Kelly @johnke.me · 05/10/2025Finished the Lego Gameboy last night and omfg it was such a fun build. The d-pad in particular was a rollercoaster of "What? Whaat? Whaaat!?" 000
John Kelly @johnke.me · 02/10/2025Deadly news for the parish - 147 Deli are now serving in Chubby's in Clontarf! 000
John Kelly @johnke.me · 05/09/2025 :democracy-manifest: - also aliased as :succulent-chinese-meal: and :get-your-hands-off-my-penis: 100
John Kelly @johnke.me · 07/07/2025#NowWatching O-bi, O-ba. Strapping in for maximum Polish bleakness. 010
John Kelly @johnke.me · 01/07/2025Learning Affinity Designer by mocking up Topps trading cards for some rad movies. First up, Fury Road 100
John Kelly @johnke.me · 17/06/2025One of my favourite Covid bantz was when Eastenders had to pause production for a week and they announced that was the end of Series 1. 262
John Kelly @johnke.me · 27/01/2025Would love it if journalists could bring this same level of incredulity the next time they're reporting on whatever new bullshit the Silicon Valley tech bros spew out. 020
John Kelly @johnke.me · 26/01/2025We went to Six by Nico's "Nostalgia" themed dinner last night and the first course was served ON A FUCKIN VHS TAPE #WeWantPlates (It was delicious though!) 020
John Kelly @johnke.me · 18/01/2025Since we've gotten a look at the Switch 2, I figured it was time to update the classic Nintendo meme 110
John Kelly @johnke.me · 13/01/2025Late birthday present just arrived – Lee Unkrich's book about The Shining! Looking forward to getting stuck into this. 010
John Kelly @johnke.me · 07/01/2025#NowWatching Avanti! Late Billy Wilder Italian romp. Ischia has never looked more romantic. 000
John Kelly @johnke.me · 11/12/2024Stayed up way, way too late and finished Indiana Jones. Loved it. Definitely my game of the year. And now my hard drive is filled with hundreds screenshots of the moments where the game NAILED the visual tone of the films. 000
John Kelly @johnke.me · 02/12/2024I know we’re all a little distracted but ffs An Post, you had one job and that was to NOT return my daughter’s Santa letter back to sender 000
John Kelly @johnke.me · 21/11/2024Someone on Slack was joking about Jeremy Clarkson’s face when he sees the new Jaguar logo and I couldn’t help myself. 000
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