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John Julitz

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Professional raconteur. World's okayest runner. "We are the music makers & we are the dreamers of dreams."

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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 15h
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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius Thinking
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Couch fucker says what?
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
But I thought him blacking out his social media profile meant he was leaving for AEW?
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Homer Simpson: For Once I'm Confused
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He loves Ohio so much he moved to Puerto Rico.
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm attending Talarico for Texas's event, “⭐ Talarico for Texas: Rally in San Marcos” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/talaricofort...
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⭐ Talarico for Texas: Rally in San Marcos · Talarico for Texas
## Join James Talarico for a Community Rally in San Marcos! Gather with your family, friends, and neighbors to hear from James about taking his fight against Big Money and corruption to Washington. T...
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Seinfeld
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Star Demands More!
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Finally admitting you’re a Putin asset with just 23 days until the midterms is definitely a choice.
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Grifters Grifters Gotta Grift
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Scared Winnie the Pooh and Daleytwt in Bed
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Colbert: It's Funny Cuz It's Treason
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Murder on the Polar Express
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I Know What You’re Did Last Summer School
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hell or High Waterworld
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My Best Friend’s Wedding Crashers
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember the Alamo! Where White men (Texans) fought Brown men (Mexicans) for the right to keep Black men (Africans) as property!
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Sam the Eagle's Stern Reaction
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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You Are Right
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Safe to say he’s not going to RUSH back.
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See Myself Out
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 04/10/2026
Lotta people having this reaction right now
Pete Hegseth, dressed as a fascist, in front of bunch of fascist symbols. John Cena in the show where he unwittingly goes to a mirror Nazi universe looking at a picture of Hitler and going “Fuck. How’d I miss that?”
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Were All Gonna Die
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Natalie needs to change his diaper.
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Frozen Yoo Hoo
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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What are we doing?
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kramer's 'That's a Shame' Moment
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Yellowstone: John Dutton (Kevin Costner) - Burn It
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you read the article? It didn’t speculate about health at all. Just that wrestling is hard on the body and Pac is just the latest in a long line of wrestlers gone way too soon.
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really? We’re still doing this both sides bullshit? Wired has been doing great work, but this is a miss.
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Toddler's Epic Golf Swing Fail
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You gotta give one thing to Def Rebel…they were making boring, shitty, interchangeable entrance songs before AI burst onto the scene.
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh CNN…how the mighty have fallen.
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Clooney's Eye Roll
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve seen this one before…
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Hmmph, And? Skeptical Reaction
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Psycho Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I could also do without him saying piss missle during the broadcast.
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Has JD Vance said thank you once to President Zelenskyy for showing him how a leader should act?
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh yeah? Well I’ve been promised 30k and a brand new Tesla by Elon personally.
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wow, somehow he sucks more in the octagon than in the squared circle.
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How long until she mysteriously falls from a window?
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can’t wait to read Jake’s REAL story in his next book.
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Palpatine Says Good
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Psycho Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Oh, The Drama - Lion King Meme
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also, let’s not forget that while in Russia, with Rupert Murdoch, he “gave” a Super Bowl ring to Putin. No wonder Shitler loves getting a ring from the Dodgers. www.essentiallysports.com/nfl-legends-...
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No, Vladimir Putin Didn’t Steal Patriots Super Bowl Ring, Explains Robert Kraft
Robert Kraft travels down memory lane to unmask his encounter with Russian President Vladimir Putin in the Super Bowl ring controversy.
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John Julitz @johnjulitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ironic that he’s setting up shop in Bastrop. But sure, Texas is delightful. www.yahoo.com/news/weather...
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A look back at the devastating Bastrop County Complex Fire 15 years later
The Bastrop County Complex Fire started on September 4, 2011. It wound up burning for 55 days, during which it spread more than 32,000 acres, destroyed over 1,600 homes, and killed two people, accordi...
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