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John Jolley

@johnjolley.bsky.social
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#SanDiego Born & Raised DJ/Musician/Pizza Hut Manager He/They! #Queer, Burner, Artist, Nerd, Shitty #Arborist, #ADHD #Millennial #Leftist #burningman #techno #mst3k #media #uspol #tcmparty #mastodon #vinyl 10k following? Instablock. Get off my lawn!

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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Star Wars C3PO: We're Doomed!
Alt: C3PO, upon the Tantive IV being captured and boarded by Imperial troops, assesses the situation
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Rob Crow @robcrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you know anyone that lives or has family here that still wants to vote for him, show them this footage of their guy and how much he really cares about us all. I can’t believe this is real.
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/EyBrFHJ4VSo?...
youtu.be
A "Funny" Impression - MST3K: The Mole People
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yikes
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steamroom moikai @steamroom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
steamroom.bandcamp.com/album/steamr...
steamroom.bandcamp.com
steamroom 69, by jim o'rourke
1 track album
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy shit
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 05/10/2026
yeah like, the computer got popular because every time there was a new thing you could do on it people were absolutely pumped, not because some company was like “we spent the GDP of Sweden on this so you are required to use it by law.” Those companies all failed.
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Rex Thrillho @evanbrady.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw the Dune 3 trailer before Spidey and it was just a very loud manilla folder. Guaranteed to win the Most Khaki Picture Oscar
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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a part in Twin Peaks where Cooper is surprised that Denise is still attracted to women, and Denise looks at him like he's a dipshit, and if I had seen that when I was a 20, I would have transitioned 17 years earlier.
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Michael A. Stackpole 🇺🇦 @michaelastackpole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a piñata full of spiders!
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I sold a bunch of my 80s Foetus LPs because I never particularly enjoyed listening to them on my own, and I have more interesting records for clearing dancefloors Kept the 12” singles tho
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Fun Week
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The shitty budget fiber van came and hooked us up to the information superhighway today
I could not have invented a worse name for a company if I tried
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Painted onto Steven Stapleton’s outhouse, even
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*waking up screaming from a nightmare* “why not both?”
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Once folks start commandeering the TV at a party, I figure it’s time to stop playing video games and start doing youtube karaoke 🎤
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a lifelong San Diegan, the Chargers failing epically will never be news to me
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m a carbs based Shakespeare fan
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lots of un-regular helicopters/drones flying over City Heights tonight
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gonna make a lot of Don Bluth fans mad with this one
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My first crush’s name, good choice
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where is fancy bread - in the heart, or in the head?
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can always just throw yourself upon the gears!
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Deathbomb Arc @deathbombarc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thrilled to announce we are putting out vinyl & cd of the first new Nero's Day At Dinseyland album in well over a decade. Entitled 'Grand Reopening', both formats are on presale now. shop.deathbombarc.com/collections/... Follow @laurenbousfield.bsky.social for more
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey Unsane is playing in San Diego at Casbah tomorrow wl.eventim.us/event/unsane...
wl.eventim.us
Buy tickets to Unsane, CNTS, Owl Be Damned in San Diego on September 15, 2026
*Events at The Casbah are 21+ with a valid ID*Live at the Casbah
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was not expecting to be serenaded by detective Olivia Benson this evening
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my body is ready
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I won’t use LLMs until somebody teaches them or they learn about “recursive self-destruction” We need to invent drinking and smoking for the clankers before they go off the rails
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San Diego Music Events Bot @sdmusiceventsbot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Unsane, CNTS, Owl Be Damned Tuesday, Sept. 15, 2026, 7:30pm @ Casbah #punk #rock #sandiegolivemusic #sandiego #livemusic www.sandiegoreader.com/events/2026/…
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Axl Rose Devouring his Sony PlayStation
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That Albert Glasser score too
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of my favorite MST3K episodes! Peter Graves really uh shines in this one 😅
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is indeed!
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Been having recurring intrusive thoughts of putting my phone into the deep fryer at work
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So everybody has to make their own tacos out of provided ingredients? Or the tacos are gay? Or both
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Love the Olive Loaf! Miss the old writing team, but you guys held it down, mostly. Big shoes to fill
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Loves.
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You’re a bigger deal to me than Dolly, for whatever that’s worth She was great, not doubt! But she never gave me John Cage feelings
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
look i don’t know this “el niño” kid but I’ve already decided this is his fault and I am ready to throw hands
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
youtu.be
Radiohead - Supercollider
YouTube video by Radiohead
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seriously though
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“That’s the way, of the world”
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 25/08/2026
If anyone can help out with the definitions of any words between “haplotype” and “iota” Jeremy Peters would really appreciate it. www.todayintabs.com/p/is-this-hy...
todayintabs.com
Is This Hypocrisy?
There's literally no way to know.
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Bad news”
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Cate Francesca Brooks @catebrooksmusic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yes, Apple made their own MIDI interface in 1986, complete with branded MIDI cables. Cute! 💖
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You just made me go check and make sure Bob Mould is still alive
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Whomp womp
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John Jolley @johnjolley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Going through my burner bins to pack for this one, literal archeology
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