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Johniebeaver

@johniebeaver.bsky.social
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Twinja . From Philadelphia but now live in the deep south of Alexandria, VA. Born Oct. 2. I just want to befriend one crow. Is that too much to ask?

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 23h
Perfect day. 80 with no himidity
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hideous lying vance is completely unelectable.
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Im waiting waiting waiting for my tiny little doctor to come into the little room where im been housed at the moment. Seems theyre eager to give me 4 different shots today. Sure as long as you refill my lorazepam and gabapentin
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bet they call homosexuality SSA
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yuk its awful. I need to schedule a cleaning as the office frequently reminds me.
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yes
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Youre absolutely right. And i dont just hate him for destroying Gawker.
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shouldnt have bought bourbon aka crack.
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thiel is such a wee bitch
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was and i only ate half of it!
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ummm wut?
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There was not 😬
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chicken tikka masala was dinner. Oh god is all i can say
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thats you driving. Im sure of it!
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks!
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks Cheer
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yay!
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ikr. Olde
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think you and Billy Carter share a birthday
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
3 hour nap later, thanks!
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks so much
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks!
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Birthday fellow Libra
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell yes. Hopefully Shumer in the senate too
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks!
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Find this. 17.99 and smooth as fuck.
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tomorrow I turn 65 and become officially an olde.
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh god that chin or lack of one
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, Tigra. Sicc her on the bad one
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mine is smol. Youtube saves my life
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Janice, i vaccumed today, as it happens.
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
86 degrees on thursday. Fuck
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here I am at a wedding in Lititz, Pa in 2000. Im the one bending over so im not a foot taller than Guido.
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My former regional manager- job I retired from in May- has asked me if she can use me as a reference. I said of course she could. We had many good chats during her visits, she both gave and received feedback honestly and respectfully
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My bubble is so nice. It now has chocolate ice cream
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is that safe to wear driving a thresher?
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Found packed away among books. I worked downtown on Connecticut Ave and once the plane hit the pentagon I was given the choice to close or stay open. 20 minutes later I was alone with an employee who had Down's Syndrome. Her parents asked me to keep her safe until they arrived. Took an hour
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fire ants, tornados and hail according to my brother
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That series is great
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit fuck off. You awful person. Walk into the sea
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at him. Just LOOK at him
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shitty antique malls have these and wooden spoons by the hundreds
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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My sister took great pains to be rude as shit to me when I came up for Christmas the year my parents "sold" her the house. She had to make me the villain to deal with her guilt. My older brother and his wife asked me what the fuck.
guilt.my
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