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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 1h

Chicken tikka masala was dinner. Oh god is all i can say

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Find this. 17.99 and smooth as fuck.

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Tomorrow I turn 65 and become officially an olde.

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Here I am at a wedding in Lititz, Pa in 2000. Im the one bending over so im not a foot taller than Guido.

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My former regional manager- job I retired from in May- has asked me if she can use me as a reference. I said of course she could. We had many good chats during her visits, she both gave and received feedback honestly and respectfully

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Found packed away among books. I worked downtown on Connecticut Ave and once the plane hit the pentagon I was given the choice to close or stay open. 20 minutes later I was alone with an employee who had Down's Syndrome. Her parents asked me to keep her safe until they arrived. Took an hour

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I went to Wegman's on thursday. WHAT THE FUCK??? Maybe i should rush home and take a potassium iodide tablet. Then i realized oh the fucking hurricane!

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Its 5:16 and i havent slept. Still have ativan and melatonin on deck, but i dont want to be a zombie all day

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ok my not exactly guilt free new navy blue sofa, first piece of art i ever bought, the pillow on the left has my family tartan loosly on it. Im going to have plain light blue velvet on the back. I want moss fringe but super bold

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Does anyone know if a signal users address can be found with their telephone number?

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Got everything bagels from whole foods. What in the whole wheat is this?

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sportsbook draft kings kalshi can all die in a fire

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hello, God? Its me: Too stoned to live

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

How do my joints not ache today? No tylenol, no ibuprophen. Oh but wait! Also i havent slept since Friday, so this may be the answer: never sleep!

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I really want a sofa from Bloomingdales. Its on sale and all i have to do is press a button and its mine. Do i press that button?

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

What i want is for @cnn.com to fire or whatever, if you know what I mean,and I think you do, Scott Jennings. In his place reanimate Elsa Klensch, give her an hour nightly to do Style With Elsa Klensch. Or Heidi Klum

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Im kind of iffy on the moon of late, if im honest

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Scott Bessent is such a dishonest ineffective asshole

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Moskowitz and Golden make me sick. Happy to watch the planet burn, the rich take everything, Social Security goimg away, and Israelis enjoy universal healthcare as we get sick and die. Fuck all of you who voted For The Save Act. Cunts

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Can you imagine being a billionaire,with more money than you and your entire family could ever spend and not working to make the lives of people struggling or just scraping by better? Like SNAP benefits cancelled. Pick up the tab. Instant adoration.

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Today I bought a jar of morel sauce at Wegman's. Im excited to try it on the huge london broil I got to cook for my friend Phil.

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Pretty sure Maine has one of the 3 oldest populations of US states. If I were the DNC i would be screaming about medicare part D cuts from the rooftops

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Im at Wegman's, easily the best grocery store i've ever been in. One thing though, I asked an employee where crackers were, having first said excuse me. Bit of a sigh, pause, "good morning" then aisle 7. OK, dude we aren't in Paris. Spare me the passive aggressive manners lesson. AITA?

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Ok so since I retired in May I havent done fuck all. Napped, microwaved food, drank wine and watched Youtube. Thats it and, turns out, its not enough. Currently coming up with ideas to enrich my life. Volunteering a bit, learning something new. Thinking fall will be lit

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Ok so while going through my messy paperwork drawer i came across an envelope from Cigna, unopened. Inside was a check for $1092.00! I easily could have thrown that out.

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

@vanhollen.senate.gov Why do Israeli citizens have universal healthcare yet US citizens do not? I ask you as I am your new constituent having just moved tp Ch,Ch

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Why does Israel have universal healthcare, but The US does not?

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I fucking hate ai. Its completely irritating.

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My psychiatrist is now over 70 and thinks it would be prudent for me to line up a new Dr for when he retires. Im super very not into this plan because im a little bitch and hate change. Also,he suggests a woman. Thumbs down for some reason or another.

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The Bernie Moreno scandal is so delicious.

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Pennsylvania needs Summer Lee as its next senator

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Yes, ACAB includes all cops even ones made out of polymer

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I have now lost 52 pounds. Perfect timing. Tomorrow i Acela up to philadelphia to see my friends Meg and Shari form college. Havent seen them in 38 years!

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I noticed some thing weird while cleaning my bathroom. You know this little flat worm looking thimgs that move around very slowly? Well after i brought the rug in after i finished the floor And i put It down. About 10 min noiced it was upside down, so i fipped it. THEY SCREAMED!!!

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

We all know the solution to flight delays in Europe, high food and energy prices and whatnot. Iran knows. We are just afraid the FBI will knock on our door to say it out LOUD!

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I need Eggs Benedict, a Bloody Mary, good orange juice, coffee and a menthol cigarette right now.

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Governor Andy Beshear needs to appoint a Democrat to replace McConnell immediately. Scorched earth. Just doi it. Dont apologize or explain.

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The apartment nextdoor was vacant when i moved here in June. It is very much occupied as of 12:30 last night

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Johniebeaver @johniebeaver.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Wow it is really smokey. I need to get a mask

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