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John Howe

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Medical coder. Sports nut. Geek. Winner. 2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year.

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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@sickoscommittee.org Please tell me someone got that hard count by Iowa a minute ago.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still mad at the Red Wings for calling their barn "Little Caesar's Arena" when "Little Caesar's Palace" was RIGHT. THERE.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Next week's headline: "O'Connell: Kyler Murray expected to change last name to Tagovailoa this week."
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Monday Night Football using Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight” as the opening theme music is an insane misunderstanding of what a song is actually about.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wish there would've been a FanDuel ad to cover Cole Young during the Mortal Kombat movie.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I keep seeing Europeans complaining about "OHHHH, THE AMERICANS ARE ADDING COMMERCIAL BREAKS INTO OUR PRECIOUS SOCCER." It's the 4th of July weekend, I get an extra-American hot take: If you're upset about ads, please tell me which Middle Eastern airline/online casino do you root for?
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Supergirl review: It was fine.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We got a New York Knicks championship before GTA 6.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Anthony Becht and gagging in the postseason. Name a better duo. #UFLPlayoffs
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is a better Judas Effect than Chris Jericho's ever thrown in AEW.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Beer cheese cheesesteak and a Battlehawks game? That’s a Thursday I can get behind. I gifted a meal by taking a photo at The Post Sports Bar & Grill with the free @GiftAMeal app. #ThePostSportsBarAndGrill #GiftAMeal api.giftameal.app/local-busine...
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
How many of these missed putts would've gone in had someone in the crowd just helpfully told the ball to GET IN THE HOLE?
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Just threw the Masters on. Where's Tiger?
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Outlaw Burger’s the second best item on the menu behind the beer cheese cheesesteak. I gifted a meal by taking a photo at The Post Sports Bar & Grill with the free @GiftAMeal app. #ThePostSportsBarAndGrill #GiftAMeal api.giftameal.app/local-busine...
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Jay, do me a favor and follow these steps. First, read the damn room. Then, take your AI slop generator and remove it from the site. Next, take all of your tech bro colleagues, split up the software between a bunch of thumb drives, and hand them out. Finally, stick them straight up your ass.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Tried making clear ice for cocktails using directional freezing for the first time. Just carved up my block into cubes. This just in: Ice is cold. My hands are not happy.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@misskatefabe.bsky.social WE ARE SO BACK. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/b...
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‘BattleBots’ Gets 20-Episode Order; New Season Will Premiere on YouTube Before Hitting Broadcast (Exclusive)
The folks behind BattleBots say this will give fans around the world the chance to watch new episodes at the same time.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I gifted a meal by taking a photo at The Post Sports Bar & Grill with the free @GiftAMeal app. #ThePostSportsBarAndGrill #GiftAMeal api.giftameal.app/local-busine...
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
There's an IKEA sponsored truck in the NASCAR race. I think the pit crew should have to change the tires using only allen wrenches.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
A quarter of an inch, Charlie. #StadiumSeries
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I miss Doc Emrick. #WinterClassic
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Can't believe Kenny Omega was training Luigi for that V-Trigger. #thegameawards
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
IT'S KASEY KAHNE FRIDAY
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FINALLY FUCKING KASEY KAHNE FRIDAY
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
#MIZ
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
BURGER. I gifted a meal by taking a photo at The Post Sports Bar & Grill with the free @GiftAMeal app. #ThePostSportsBarAndGrill #GiftAMeal api.giftameal.app/local-busine...
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Philly didn’t last long enough for a photo. I gifted a meal by taking a photo at The Post Sports Bar & Grill with the free @GiftAMeal app. #ThePostSportsBarAndGrill #GiftAMeal api.giftameal.app/local-busine...
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I wish @tapemachines.bsky.social was around to tell us why they call Kyle Fletcher the Protostar. #AEWAllOut
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
#CLEMSONING
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Twitter user 321nole declares that if FSU loses to BC, he will eat dog shit out of a red solo cup with a spoon and post a video of him doing it. FSU would go on to lose the game, and 321nole would welch on the promise before deleting his account. FSU went 2-10 that season.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I'm going to give my boomeriest take here: Why is there a full page of rules on my screen for a Home Run Derby? #homerunderby #backbackbackbackbackgone
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Watching the #NASCAR race with driver pedal cam, and as someone that's never driven a manual transmission, the only conclusion I can come to is that half the field must be granny shifting and not double clutching like they should.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I know precisely nothing about Selena Gomez, except that I now know that her Oreos are pretty good.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The last time a Blues player scored a playoff hat trick at home against the Jets, they went on to win the Stanley Cup. Just sayin'.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Watching my team's game with John Buccigross on PBP makes me miss Doc Emrick even more.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
If it's possible for a breakfast food to be underrated, french toast is a massively underrated breakfast food.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Everyone watches women’s sports. @thepwhl.com
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Can we, as a society, stop pretending that the First Four are NCAA Tournament games? Alabama State did not just win their first ever NCAA Tournament game. They played their way into the tournament.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Very happy to announce that I am hearing no rumors of the St. Louis Battlehawks signing Aaron Rodgers.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
@mizzouonsi.bsky.social When's the last time a top 5 team got a hundo-bomb dropped on them?
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Shawn's Socialist Slipstreaming(宇祥)- he/him/他/dia @shawnslipshrimp.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Reskeet to scare the entirety of NASCAR Facebook #NASCAR
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
To all the Hall of Fame voters that didn't vote for Torry Holt: I hope you step on a Lego.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
20 years after Big Brother, and Dr. Will immediately walks in and starts blatantly throwing competitions. So great. #DealorNoDealIsland #DONDI
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
#Chiefs win. #Mizzou wins. #Blues, you're up. The Missouri clean sweep is on the line.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
My boomer-iest of takes on the TikTok ban: Anything that results in less vertical video on the internet makes it a better place. Turn your damn phone and frame your shot.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Jersey collector lesson learned today: Game worn hockey jerseys are wearable as fan jerseys. Game worn football jerseys are very much not.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It snowed on Saturday. The snow removal company my HOA hired still has not cleared my driveway. I just had to GrubHub a tube of toothpaste. This is my life now.
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Hey, what do #Blackhawks fans do after they win the #WinterClassic? They turn off the Xbox. #LGB #STLBlues
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John Howe @johnhoweonline.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Dogs wish they had that Brady Cook in them. #MIZ
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