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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’d like to spend some time with this character!

John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If it isn’t on screen, then it isn’t canon. But Khan was wearing a Starfleet symbol because of course his dead wife was Marla McGivers. There’s no other reason he would’ve been wearing that.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

He reminds me of Johnny Arthur from The Little Rascals

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

When I was a kid, I wanted to be one of the X-Men, because they did family stuff that my family didn’t do like cookouts and stuff (I also wanted to be in The Brady Bunch)

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Probably a vet of the first Gulf war. Just like how Marge & Homer are now—🤣—90s kids…

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

At the end of the day, he opens a little spigot on the heel of his boot, kind of like the spit valve on a saxophone, and lets all that steamy hot water out

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Go to hell @adobe.com I pay a king’s ransom every month to be able to do a dwindling amount of freelance work (largely dwindling because of the A.I. corporations like you are pushing on us) and you reset my password randomly “to protect my account”. Liars, it’s to protect your GREED.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

We hated The Drama but I think we have a new least favorite movie #Obsession

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Has anyone watched the movie #TheDrama because oh my god I want to destroy all humans right now

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Uber/Lyft drivers should never talk. Ever. Just act like you’re a robot piloting a car. Unless the passenger engages you in conversation. Which I never, ever, ever will.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Thank you @cbldf.bsky.social for once again throwing a most excellent party with most excellent people, and for the work you do defending free speech & the writers & artists who exercise it with the great art of comics. Also for the open bar, I may by very happily drunk rn but my gratitude is 💯

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Hey @adobe.com Once again telling you to go F yourself for deciding to change my password for me. I changed it recently, didn't want it changed again, I pay too much to be hassled like this. I tell all may students to avoid you like the plague 🖕

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Hey @citibikenyc.bsky.social I “saved” $7.26??? You were gonna charge $10.75??? IG you changed your policy abt not charging for electric bikes when there’s no other option, but you were charging already! Also the “low assist” option is ridiculous, it barely compensates for the weight of the bike.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Batman can do a LOT of things, but he can’t ride a bike. His parents died before they could teach him. That’s why the Bat Cycle basically has training wheels.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Hey #Lyft My ride can’t be a PRIORITY PICKUP & be delayed. The only reason I let u upsell me on priority pickup was to get a ride FASTER. If my driver was delayed you should’ve just picked a closer driver, or not charged me extra. Also your feedback options only let me rate the driver, not YOU

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

If you see this Qrp your blue art! 🔵

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I wish there was way more of the old monsters on the Monarch tv show, especially Mothra. Also imagine Anguirus as the comedy relief! He shows up, people panick, but he never does anything.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Dear @adobe.com Screw you. You’re not concerned about MY security, you’re concerned a member of my family might be trying to eke out a living using an app I’ve paid for over and over again. I so hate you.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Shrimp should never be served with the shell on & cooking it with the shell on is silly, all the flavor sticks to the shell. The shells are garbage.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I would love to laugh at the farmers who are losing their farms & struggling to take care of their families because of the monster they voted for 3 times to hurt OTHERS. But you know what? I don’t want them to lose their farms, & I don’t want their families to suffer. I do want them to LEARN.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

@lisaburdige.bsky.social saw Dog Day Afternoon on Broadway & wanted to watch the movie. I don’t think I’ve ever watched it. So great, but it’s amazing to me that a movie about a random hostage sitch in the heart of Brooklyn has only 2 black actors in minor parts.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Dear @adobe.com I am on a subway train trying to finish some work before I get to my stop, and this happens. I pay you a criminal amount every month, & still I have to deal with this built in inefficiency for no reason other than your greed. Wish my clients didn’t use your products.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

It’s Norman Rockwell’s painting Freedom of Speech photoshopped together with the Andorian ambassador from the Star Trek episode “Journey to Babel”

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

QTP with a cartoon with an awesome theme song 🎶

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Many scholars believe he left most of the fine work up to his students, especially in his later years

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

You can tell there’s no shirt on under that jacket…

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I can totally believe that. I really liked that show.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

And their update of the Tellarites was great, but they took the cool 3 fingered hands & made them more complicated but less alien 5 fingers. SNW & PROD brought back the 3 fingered look.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

The Andorians on Star Trek originally did not have humanoid ears. They heard with their antennae. This is why in “Journey to Babel” they lean their heads forward when they listen. Later makeup teams didn’t know this. No ears makes them more interesting & alien than the fancier modern prosthetics.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Mignola can be so freaking funny

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I played with it on my commute to work. The pic is very low res, but upon closer examination you can clearly see her cleavage, meaning the dress is meant to be an impossible Bart Simpson hair sitch. The best solution structurally would be a sheer fabric on top to hold it up while still being Aoooga📣

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Good news: soon all us Star Trek addicts can put down the dirty needle and cancel @paramountplus.com forever

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Human beings are basically good. But god, are there a lot of stupid a**holes on this planet

Norman Rockwell's painting, "Freedom of Speech”

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Your stupid marathon is not more important than my commute.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Chakotay, a fighter, surrounded by hostile Kazon: “I am a gentle man, from a gentle people…” Star Trek Voyager, “Initiation” (Imagine being able to say that about the human race?)

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Blatantly, intentionally dropping litter on the sidewalk, subway platform, or in a tree pit or subway tracks should be punishable by a month of community service picking up garbage. But that won’t happen so I wish they’d immediately be hit in the hand with lightning. 🤚⚡️

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Hey @stephaniemiller.bsky.social , tell Chris that yes Miss Pac-Man had red boots but there’s another cartoon character who sported white boots and Ron DeSantis probably got the idea from her

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I think Patrick McGoohan is a MUST. Other Columbo guest stars would be pretty cool too. Jack Cassidy? Robert Culp? RUTH GORDON!!!

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

You mean ROBOT MONSTER? It’s actually pretty interesting, as well as weird and ridiculous. I fantasize about making a remake.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

For me he’s Kirk’s lawyer in the episode “Court Marshal”

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I get the need to protect oneself from online toxicity and manage your input, but if I can’t comment on your post, then I won’t “❤️” it either.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I LOVE Etta Candy! She needs to become DC Comics’ Rick Jones, helping one hero after another, until she get powers of her own.

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

While you’re asking, how about the elevator zapping big gun instead?

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John Hazard @johnhazard.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

What is your Star Trek project that only you would love? A stylized animated sci-fi/action/drama Star Trek like Batman: TAS that takes place years after Nemesis but is a mostly original story/crew/ship with VERY limited cameos/easter eggs/crossovers, stand alone eps with ongoing threads like DS9

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