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John T. Haller

@johnhaller.bsky.social
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I act, do improv, and code stuff like PortableApps.com

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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell today...
I spoke to Mitch McConnell today. He said HOTFUDONNIE. Image of a Ouija board.
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Three horsemen of the apocalypse. Who is the fourth?
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I replied on Jan 27. Did it wind up in spam?
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I put together an Acting Resume template for Google Docs for all my performance friends. Feel free to use and share johnhaller.com/useful-stuff...
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
@kirb.me Hey Adam! Please drop me an email when you get a chance. Got an idea to get a Legacy Update app on PortableApps.com to run by you.
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I have synethesia so... #synesthesia #JenniferLawrence #cynthiaerivo
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"The teachings of MAGA are simply incompatible with the teachings of Jesus Christ" - Reverend Dr. Caleb J. Lines
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Annual birthday selfie 2025
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Exit Through The Grift Shop
Donald Trump showing off his merch in the white house to Zelenskyy
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Budget Rental Car/Sedgwick tried to scam me out of $6,518.76. Claimed that I damaged a car I rented 9 months ago. Luckily, I saved video evidence. Take a video walk around of your car before and after rental. Save it for 2 years. Buying the extra insurance doesn't help.
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
25 years ago last weekend I donated a kidney to my Dad. Our Kidneyversary. It gave my Dad 23 years more life. I use this day to remind everyone to sign up as an organ donor. Please sign up to donate bone marrow with National Marrow Donor Program (NMDP) and donate blood, too. You can save a life.
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
No that's Turbo Pascal vs Pedro Pascal. Here's visual Pascal (aka Delphi) :)
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Trump's doctor says he's 6'3", 224lbs. Great health. Very active. Winning many golf tournaments. Lies Trump's previous doctor admitted that "He dictated that whole letter. I didn’t write that letter. I just made it up as I went along." So, this isn't real. But it's likely closer to real.
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The only monarch we need
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Turns out my improv mission statement is essentially my life mission statement
Cat in the sun near a note that says "Help everyone feel supported, entertained, and brilliant by being my best possible self"
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Harbinger of the end times
Multiple flavors/colors of Skittles Drinks on display at CVS
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I voted. You should, too.
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I updated my Screenplay Template for Google Docs to make it a bit more useful. Free to use and handy to be able to collaborate with others without being locked into a paid service.
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Screenplay Template for Google Docs | JohnHaller.com
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
The look in their eyes as they came in said more than words could. Please remember to tell the folks you care about how you feel about them. Often. Please try to make something better whenever you get the chance. No matter how small. Forgive. Extend grace. Don't wait until tomorrow.
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
One friend who was out that day lost 658 coworkers. Another lost her husband. You've heard my friend's dying words in her 911 call during the trials and coverage. I volunteered on the Red Cross food barge keeping the guys working 'the pile' fed... (cont)
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
It's been 23 years, but a part of me is stuck on that day. I left my job in WTC 2 the year before to donate a kidney to my Dad, so I wasn't there that day. Folks I knew were and some didn't make it out. I watched the towers collapse from my bedroom window on the 12th floor on 14th St... (cont)
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
I was so preoccupied with whether I could, I didn’t stop to think if I should. In all seriousness, I picked up a cheap used Dell Latitude to use for testing PortableApps.com stuff on real hardware and set it up to triple boot Windows 7, 10, and 11.
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
I get don't it
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Fox News, print edition
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
I feel even more seen here since I only have one kidney.
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
If all squares are rectangles, how can they both also be quadrilaterals? Checkmate, geometrists.
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
It's actually about ethics in gaming journalism /s
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
make something a little bit better
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Annual birthday selfie. Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes! It was wonderful feeling the love and appreciation form friends and family after a rough year.
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John T. Haller @johnhaller.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Dave. His name was Dave.
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