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John Gift 🎁

@johngift.bsky.social

28 followers 7 following 275 posts

Comedian of the random. Sports commentating enthusiast. Video Game guy. Japan adjacent human.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We've had some historically bad defenses. This may top those in a few weeks. 😑

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This might be the worst Cowboys Defense of my lifetime. 😑

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Looks like we'll be okay but this is a big deal for the next game.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Oooof. He might turn into the reason we lose. 😭

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Mina off her game again. 😭

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

You buying the Seahawks right? You got NFL money? NFL Money friends?

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Gross

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Him and T.O.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

It's an obligation now.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

@minakimes.bsky.social punching air right now.

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Why the King built so tuff in The King and I? Seems unnecessary.

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I just watched The King and I.

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Smith-Njigba is the best in the league by a wide margin right now.

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Game over. If something changes let me know tomorrow.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Pretty sure you can fire someone for that high school ahh play call.

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Is Hurts the first player to throw a pick and have a fumble in the same play. Probably not. But maybe in that order.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

After watching hard knocks I have to say that the Giants and Eagles are super uninteresting teams.

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

No one can stop the Younghoe except the Younghoe. 😤

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Why are so many people at the grocery store? I just want regular strength bread. 😑

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

NFC North is ass.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

@minakimes.bsky.social name that just popped into my head. Dennis Northcutt

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Are these Avatar animals? Lion Turtles and turtle ducks.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Okay I understand it ladies. A woman is offering to sing a song for me and now im imagining our whole lives together. Now I get why you like them lame ass singer dudes.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Nah. Grab me one of these.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Me: “Change is inedible” Wife: “You mean inevitable” Me: *spitting out several nickels* “I do not”

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I haven't tasted it yet. Im waiting to irradiate the whole family tonight.

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

My son just turned 21. This breaks my heart.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

If I ever get rich im gonna get a house with a multipurpose room. How come only schools get them? Maybe i want to host a talent show and then have a cafeteria lunch after. Have a play and then do family announcements.

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

The landing zone is the dumbest thing in football right now.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

They need to start serving pizza at 9am.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

So yall can get swatted by the LA Ohtanis. 😭

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Dodgers are gonna absolutely SMACK whoever wins this. 😭

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Multiple Sclerosis?

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Im about to call it. Should've started the game like 2 hours earlier. 😭

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

44.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Ties are okay. Makes the standings interesting later.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

64.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

On it. If you get to play you'll know it succeeded. 😤 I belive i just have to consume 40 chicken nuggets tonight.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

If I was the Cowboys i would fire Eberflus before he makes the defense permanently worse.

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

No one should disrespect the Younghoe. 😤

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Cowboys have DBs playing that should not be in the NFL. 😭

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Curse of the Younghoe. 😤

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Like throw it up. 😤

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

People are great but have one of these!

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