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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

After watching hard knocks I have to say that the Giants and Eagles are super uninteresting teams.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Why are so many people at the grocery store? I just want regular strength bread. 😑

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

@minakimes.bsky.social name that just popped into my head. Dennis Northcutt

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Okay I understand it ladies. A woman is offering to sing a song for me and now im imagining our whole lives together. Now I get why you like them lame ass singer dudes.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Me: “Change is inedible” Wife: “You mean inevitable” Me: *spitting out several nickels* “I do not”

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

If I ever get rich im gonna get a house with a multipurpose room. How come only schools get them? Maybe i want to host a talent show and then have a cafeteria lunch after. Have a play and then do family announcements.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

They need to start serving pizza at 9am.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Check on your racist coworkers, friends, and family today because they are going THROUGH it right now. 😭

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

If you win the Lotto juat throw me a little. I'll be your friend.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Arch about to throw 5 picks and transfer to UNLV.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Remembering that time ESPN called Brock Osweiler a Clit.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Why tf am I paying for an apple? Bro just give me an apple.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

@sunminkimes.bsky.social help. Tell the Cowboys to sign this man so I can sleep again. 😭

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

@minakimes.bsky.social would do the Jill Taylor fit justice. 😤

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Mediocre white dudes really be the enemy of Earth.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

The future is so lame. Wtf happened to Picture in Picture on TVs? How is this not standard? Sometimes I have time watch some sports but I want to play some games on the same TV.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Weird how bean and cheese burrito doesn't sound as nice in spanish.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Nightmare waking me up at 4am. Brains are so lame. You know I need to sleep but nah we have Sebastian Stan stealing my imaginary girl while I'm singing bad karaoke and getting boo'd.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Bitch you can't see. 😭 That's the whole point of you.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Platinum 756: It Takes Two (PS4) Phenomenal game. Very creative and fun. Had to wait until my son had free time to play with me but now I definitely want to get Split Fiction. #PlayStationTrophy #platinumtrophy #PS5Share #ps5

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

@minakimes.bsky.social Mina gonna make her Soap Opera debut in like 3 months. This ESPN to Soap Opera pipeline gotta stay strong.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I'm telling my kids this was Marjorie Taylor Greene.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Bitch is this the Borg? This Robocop TV should never have been.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Bitch there was a Robocop TV show? Rated Y7? No wonder that show disappeared. Buddy has to take people out. He ain't just slow af Batman detecting shit.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

This thing went up like $6. Are these Chinese breadsticks?

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Going from ps3/PSP games back to ps5 is a jarring experience.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

1954 American Duck Anime. I will always love Donald Duck. Canonically the most powerful mage in the Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts universe.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Platinum 736: Final Fantasy Type 0 (PS4) Definitely a PSP game. An odd amalgam of Final Fantasy. I liked the main song and the ending was a sad but it's a mediocre one as far as Final Fantasies go. #PlayStationTrophy #platinumtrophy #PS5Share #ps5

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Can we just delete this government and start over real quick? We obviously fucked it up. At least start from an older save.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I thought this said Megatron was 0-16 like Megatron lost to Optimus 16 straight times. 😭

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Janet Varney is an absolute sweetheart and the only person who acknowledged my Archimedes shirt. 🦉 Made it back for the Avatar panel (from the back row). Hope everything goes well for her.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

@thejvclubpodcast.bsky.social avoid the convention pizza. $14 and my tummy now hurts.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I'll say it after all these years. Where the Wild Things are art is ugly af. I hate it.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Who's the baddie at the McNeese/Purdue game?

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Tetas Rangers is the Power Rangers sequel we need right now. 😤

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I'll never get how Game Center CX isn't the greatest show of all-time.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Ans how are these morons even affording to pay to watch Fox "News". I can barely afford streaming. Tf you pay for tv?

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Buddy bringing back new/old pandemics. 😭

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

"I'm about to take an economical shit." -Me shitting on company time

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

What even are cats? Why we sniffing the hair bro? I was relaxing and watching Hajime no Ippo.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

My sister pointed out to me that in the story of Wicked, I'm probably Glinda.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Tf happened to flash mobs? We became boring af again?

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I was sliced by a drink holder. I've also been sliced by a hotdog. I feel like my defensive stats have to be real low.

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Platinum 722: Stray (PS5) Cute game. Gave me some motion sickness but other than that it was interesting and fun to do little cat things. #PlayStationTrophy #platinumtrophy #PS5Share #ps5

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John Gift 🎁 @johngift.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

The cowardice of the democratic party might be unrivaled in human history.

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