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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Every 5 days a straight man will massacre his entire family but sure lord preserve us against the furry pilots 🙏🏼

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I know none of you realize that one or my all-time favorite game series is Darkest Dungeon but I'm still gonna just drop this here since they're 290 away from 10k early pledges. (This isn't sponsored... I just really want a DD graphic novel 😅) www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I know making fun of low intelligence among the MAGA crowd is low-hanging fruit but at this point there's a legitimate argument to be made that most of them never figured out object permanence.

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Making McConnell take a cognitive test wouldn't even be hard. Trump can just recommend him to his guy. He's only 2 stamps away from a free coloring book and the bigger box of crayons 🖍

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I fkn loved the Abhorsen series 😭

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Slow down? Did the AI models they spent years harvesting OUR data to feed suddenly realize billionaires are the real problem, or something? Don't tell me after a steady diet of constant tribulation-maxxing AI got radicalized 🤣

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Rumors cannot be started about this because it'll definitely not go anywhere and I just think it's cool... but an amazing friend of mine just gave Chris Weitz my book at a Murderbot event 😳

Producer, director, writer Chris Weitz holding a copy of The Primordial Spire, a self-published dark fantasy novel released November, 2025

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Took me 38 years but I finally got my first spider bite. Doc said black widow and that's like the coolest one 😌

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Whatever AI algorithm bs the evil regime uses to tell them what's topical to utilize for clicks probably should've also told them Nintendo technically just lost one of their first lawsuits ever and were looking for an easy win.

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

But it'll taste all soapy for the first few fills 😭

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hands my favorite in the entire franchise

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Been crunching the numbers on this for a few weeks and I've finally decided the safest thing to eat is you. That's not flirting. Get on the grill, pal, time's a-wastin'!

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Not a day goes by I don't think of the crux of a thorny theological roller coaster christians must go through when trying to use the book of Leviticus to win any argument The amount of mental gymnastics just to read chapter 18 and 19 back-to-back and somehow still think they're right is astounding

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Only 3 weeks until Graveyard Keeper 2 🥲

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sure am glad we don't need to drink so much water, anymore. Was getting worried.

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God..." —Me about to displace Jojo Mart before year 2

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

1.15 if it's something I've heard before

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

TIM TOO?! WHAT IS THIS EXPEDITION 80 OR SOMETHING?!

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I would rather be set loose in an abandoned apartment complex to be hunted for sport by 100 super competitive serial killers than trust a christian to actually be Christ-like.

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Look, I love Lee Pace as much as the next nerd. But Giancarlo Esposito is the clear choice for Magneto. I will not be taking questions at this time.

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The heavy toll taken on you this week will be processed in the next 7-10 business days

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Lightning storm last night was wild. House power surged twice, sparks shooting out of sockets, random things that were plugged in stopped working altogether, router got fried, and Spectrum has been down for *checks* almost 18 hours.

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

God, this week just isn't going to end, is it

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

While somewhat unrelated (?), I recently asked Elrond if he would consider helping us burn down Fangorn Forest instead of helping the fellowship destroy the One Ring, and he said, “NO THANKS!” Very disrespectful! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

EA has new owners. Can't wait for the update to Sims where pronouns are removed and female characters are only able to cook and make babies.

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Netflix needs to focus whatever algorithm they use to decide which eye-catching title to use for projects because it's either a singular word like Gravel or a whole-ass nonsensical paragraph like This Is Where I Leave The End of The ****ing World Where I'm So Tired I Want to Cry.

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Got greedy and went to grab a pod instead of mad-dashing to the gateway. Ended up 30 ft from the portal with a full trunk but missing 3 tires and all but 1 door. So I KICKED that mofo to the portal in an angry rad storm and made it with 3% health ✌🏼

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Time to dye my hair, I think. 8/13

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I've made many mistakes in my life but the only one that I can never see forgiving myself and moving past on is selling my 1TB Steam Deck Oled last year to pay a fucking bill. Adulting indeed sucks.

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

In every reality I'd still want to taste you. And steal your stars in Mario Party.

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Picked up ADHD meds today just so the pharmacist would call me birthday boy like last year 😌

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Dragons apparently have the constitution of honey badgers. Think the unbelievable amount of damage they took killed them? Nope. They just needed a good lie down for 9-10 episodes.

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"Billionaires shouldn't exist" is now considered potentially harmful or disturbing by TikTok. The post was a sort of joke about Batman vs Spiderman, btw.

jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If your parents were like mine and beat most of the Leo out of you by age 9-10, then congrats on being a malformed combination comprised from the worst parts of Sagittarius and Cancer that are smashed into an Aries-shaped jar and tossed off a bridge. #leoseason

@redhookstudios.bsky.social Any chance of the Houndmaster making a return in 2027? 👀👀👀

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5 books later I still haven't done a real one 😅

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Prologues and epilogues. How do we feel about them in general?

I like how my tiktok algorithm now has a nighttime mode. Like, if a 12 minute video of some random guy building a dugout cabin thing in the middle of a forest pops up when the sun's out it knows imma skip so it saves those for when I should be sleeping.