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jgdoyle

@johngeedoyle.bsky.social
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I write stuff sometimes. They tell me I'm an author. Books and such here ➡️ linktr.ee/johngdoyle

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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Proof of life from my room (my hair)
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rumors cannot be started about this because it'll definitely not go anywhere and I just think it's cool... but an amazing friend of mine just gave Chris Weitz my book at a Murderbot event 😳
Producer, director, writer Chris Weitz holding a copy of The Primordial Spire, a self-published dark fantasy novel released November, 2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whatever AI algorithm bs the evil regime uses to tell them what's topical to utilize for clicks probably should've also told them Nintendo technically just lost one of their first lawsuits ever and were looking for an easy win.
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look, I love Lee Pace as much as the next nerd. But Giancarlo Esposito is the clear choice for Magneto. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Was about time 🙃
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Monochrome Monday 🫶🏼
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Billionaires shouldn't exist" is now considered potentially harmful or disturbing by TikTok. The post was a sort of joke about Batman vs Spiderman, btw.
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Happy Monday
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Guess who has two thumbs, probably needs a hair trim, and is about to walk into a sleep study to find out if his dumb body is even more dumb at night?
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I heard this is the best heart surgeon ever if the president needs a good one. The best.
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine's Day, folks 🙃
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Tiktok changed my life. I don't want to leave but this shit might actually be my breaking point. I didn't even know Bad Bunny was on tiktok but for some reason I had him blocked—then in digging a bit TONS of people were finding out they also were now showing him as blocked.
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Thanks for all the orders/downloads the last couple of weeks 😭
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Holding it for the first time 😭 it's chonky 🥲
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The Primordial Spire is out on Amazon. KDP apparently took issue with the length so for now there isn't a hardback edition. Paperback, Kindle and of course Kindle Unlimited is where it's at for now 🙃 I'm also selling signed copies on my site: jgdoyle.com Audio book hopefully around January-ish.
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
This isn't a joke. Anyone who sends Taco Bell doordash $$$ will be named in the acknowledgements of my current dark fantasy wip.
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
"Smart people don't like me."
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Late 2000s but anyone remember this little number that came from the same side now saying we shouldn't call the people pushing policies we don't like Nazis? This wasn't due to racist ideologies, bigotry, or telling women to get back in the kitchen. It was over affordable Healthcare.
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
All of MAGA rn:
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Why not
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
TikTik has new community guidelines going into effect in a month. Is this part new? Because I can think of one motherfucker that hasn't shut up about the outcome of an election.
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Best one I've seen in a while
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
PROOF
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Still alive. Happy Monday 🙃
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Going 40k past what you originally thought the total word count was going to be and you're still not done
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"I needed this." —me rewatching Viking mommy dual-wielding shields and shredding through like 15 dudes in Predator: Killer of Killers
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Long-ass week
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
MAGA Christians over the weekend:
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Can I pick the order, or?
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
In almost every book I've written, there's a moment of downtime for the characters that feels like camping with friends. I liked them having a moment of respite before continuing the journey. I've been trying to recreate the same feeling I got from this for almost 3 decades:
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
It finally happened. I can die in peace now.
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
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jgdoyle @johngeedoyle.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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