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John Fort

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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 2h
He doesn't look enough like Ivanka.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
No, the Flyers completed their trade for that pick first. Toronto can't then trade that same pick later.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
And Putin.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Wasn't Silovs the giant spider in the Lord of the Rings? No? My mistake.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I was going to make a joke about "reminds me of high school", but realized with the way things are now, that wouldn't be out of the question in some places. 😞
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I think that's one of the reasons D&D was and still is the most popular TTRPG, and it isn't just because it was (basically) the first: It's the one most people can agree on. The theater kids have Vampire: The Masquerade, the military brats have Twilight: 2000, etc... but we all have D&D.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
There were always theater kids in the hobby, just as there were math nerds, stoners, bullies, and military brats (often some overlap for individuals). In the 80s and into the early 90s, we had a HUGE group that contained some of each. Eventually the group split into 3, but that's different matter.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I get why Tocchet wouldn't want to change things up, but Barkey and Michkov clearly aren't clicking on a line together.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My original thought was "Crosby's mom", but I decided the other was more fitting. 😂
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Whatever Zegras decides to feed him after getting him in a headlock.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Friggin' missile!
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Jaimie's better.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Doesn't know how umbrellas work.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I really do wonder if someone told him to say the photo was doctored, and he got confused.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
By then it's Stephen Miller's turn in the coffin they hot rack together.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Licking lead paint?
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Flyers winning in a laugher is the least Flyers thing they could do here, and yet...
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Don't forget the bubble gum... or maybe do. Tough call.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Barring a trade, is there even room for him on the Flyers roster?
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This should be the first line.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A sneaky plus is that Michkov should still have plenty in the tank. He hasn't had as much ice time as he did last season when he looked to wear down at a certain point.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. It could go either way. 😂
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
TGI Fridays used to serve a chocolate malted turtle ice cream desert. I hardly ever ordered desert anywhere, but this was heavenly. I'd get it every time I went there. Once I was fully addicted, they removed it from the menu. I will never set foot in one of their restaurants ever again.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This team is starting to look dangerous.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Wow
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
What a pass by Martone!
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Or bananas...
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Eventually even the dumbest voters will catch on and stop voting for these types.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The fact that they're moving on opens up a window of opportunity to go in a different direction. It's up to voters to make sound choices. Yeah, I know, not likely, but it's the system we currently have.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
He's likely referring to the 36 House Republicans not seeking reelection, the most since 1930 and the Great Depression.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sorokin absolutely could not BELIEVE that shot from Bump. 😂
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Back in the late 90's, some guy on my softball team somehow made 3 outs in one inning. Guess who picked up the bar tab after the game? 😂
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Not only that, but we're not TOO far away from everyone just 3D printing their own goods at home.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
That's pretty much what I do if I ask for a roll in those circumstances. More likely though, if the players specify they are searching an area where there is something to find, they just find it; or I have several clues they could find, and I roll to see which one they uncover.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The mechanics of D&D (largely of the pass/fail variety) don't really lend themselves to the mystery genre. One failed die roll could basically end the adventure if the DM isn't careful about when to call for one.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I guess his supporters are starting to choose the shark over staying on the sinking ship and facing electrocution after all...
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I guess they're starting to choose the shark over electrocution after all...
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm not sure if the dumpster out front adds or subtracts points. 😂
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Are you certain it wasn't "He just shat there"?
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Can airports go bankrupt? Asking for no reason in particular.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Available evidence suggests the answer is yes.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
With his new haircut, Musk reminds me of Gary Oldman's character Zorg in The Fifth Element.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Has Owen Tippett suddenly become the Flyers best player? It's hard to argue against that right now.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
In all fairness, he can probably do less harm while on the golf course.
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Not a stoner, but Bud Halfbake is an excellent name for one. 😂
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John Fort @johnfort.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Yeah, they can stay there where they belong!
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