John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026New batch of Double InDUMBnity show dates! Atlanta: 10/15 at LORE NYC: 10/23 at the Green Room 42 at HUDSON LOCAL (NEW!) Palm Springs: 11/5 at Toucans St. Paul: 11/18 at Amsterdam Bar and Hall Chicago: 11/19 at the Newport Theater 1101
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026San Francisco! Our early show is SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets available to our 10 pm show this Wednesday the 23rd! 060
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sometimes you just need one thing to get you through the day. #nyc #songwriter 3130
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026At southern decadence drinking some frozen monstrosity that may end me. It’s like a mudslide met me in a back alley with a switchblade 1300
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026San Francisco! Jonah Wheeler and I are coming back to @sfoasis.bsky.social with our new show Double InDUMBnity, Wednesday September 23! TWO SHOWS! An early show at 7 pm and late show at 10pm. Tickets are now on sale, and until September 1 there's an early bird special- only $30! GET YOURS NOW. 1102
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A sizzle reel from our sold out Toronto show this week! Come see DOUBLE INDUMBNITY in DC, Boston, Seattle, SF, NOLA, or Atlanta! 0100
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 24/06/2026People keep asking us, "When are you bringing your show to MY town?" Well, here's a little cheat sheet for upcoming show dates! 0130
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It’s the He part of me that can’t iron their clothes. 0100
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 09/06/2026If you're in NY-13, I hope you're voting for @darializaforny.bsky.social. She's big on fighting ICE and AIPAC hates her. We can do so much better than Adriano Espaillat! 031
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Thoughts on #IML from our sold out Chicago show this week #leather #drag #IML2026 0100
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Getting my lungs back into shape on this patsy cline/green day mashup for our Chicago show this week. Only two tix left before we’re officially sold out! 0170
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 23/04/2026It’s a visit my old neighborhood park, Vietnamese iced coffee, sun, haircut, music, breeze kinda reboot day 2280
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 15/03/2026NYC! We're bringing our show Double InDUMBnity back to Green Room 42 for one night only, one week from today (3/22)! The best way to celebrate Sondheim's birthday and be a little horny at the same time. 190
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Isn't it fun to think that the average American will make less in 40 years than the cost of a single missile? 180
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 03/03/2026CHICAGO! We're coming back to the Newport Theater with our new show, Double InDUMBnity on May 21st! (Just in time for IML 😏). Tickets live now! 280
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 02/03/2026NYC! Our next show is less than 3 weeks away! Come see Double InDUMBnity at Green Room 42 on Sunday, March 22 at 7pm! Livestream tix available! 1191
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 26/02/2026And $10 to Prism United, serving queer youth in Alabama! 071
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Brennan Lee Mulligan: How is this different from Cherry Vanilla Coke? Coke Employee: It’s Cherry Float. BLM: So it’s Coke, with flavors of… Employee: Cherry and Vanilla. BLM: [screaming] 261
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Lost with #SuperBowl jargon? We’ve put together a handy Gay Guide to Football Terms, just for you! 4437
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 31/01/2026At the end of this week, this song feels like the perfect mood: #protest 1206
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 22/01/2026The reviews are in! Come see our show Double InDUMBnity every Tuesday at 9 at the Palm Cabaret in Puerto Vallarta through Feb 10! 060
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Bringing a slice of Mamdani’s NYC to Puerto Vallarta every Tuesday at 9 pm at The Palm Cabaret through Feb 10! 150
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 05/01/2026We open our show Double InDUMBnity at the Palm Cabaret in PV tomorrow night! 060
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Pictured: An artist yearning for a world in which they don’t have to bait the algorithm so that people can hear about their new show, DOUBLE INDUMBNITY, premiering THIS SATURDAY, Dec 20th at 9:30 pm at Green Room 42 2340
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 12/12/2025NEW YORK: EIGHT DAYS until we premiere a brand new, full length show! GET YOUR DAMN TICKETS! 1191
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Because you all respond to pics, buy a ticket to the premiere of our new show, Double InDUMBnity on Dec 20 at Green Room 42! Our last NYC show for a while as we head to Puerto Vallarta with it all Jan/most of Feb! 2311
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Announcing the WORLD PREMIERE of our new show, Double InDUMBnity at the Green Room 42 on Sat, December 20th at 9:30 pm! MARK YOUR CALENDARS! 170
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Felt good to vote against Cuomo for hopefully the last time 215110
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 06/10/2025And with that, our Chicago show is officially SOLD OUT! See you this week! 0111
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Don’t just touch grass, let the grass touch 🦄 🕊️ *YOU* 💕☮️ 1224
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 08/09/2025CHICAGO! We’re bringing our show Nocturnal Omissions to the Newport Theater on 10/9 for one night only! All tix $25! 2220
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 09/07/2025FIRE ISLAND! We’re bringing our campy, steamy brand of high notes and dick jokes the the Ice Palace tomorrow night! 2110
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 03/07/20253 reasons you should come to my 40th birthday show with string quartet at Green Room 42 tonight at 7pm: 1140
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Rehearsal for my birthday show with string quartet (at Green Room 42 this Thursday) was today and it’s gonna be sooo good! 3191
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 17/06/2025It’s my 40th birthday and all I want is for you to buy a ticket to my bday show with STRING QUARTET on July 3. Livestream tix available and the link is good for a week after! thegreenroom42.venuetix.com/show/details... 180
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Well would you look at that, SOLD OUT! But don’t worry- there will still be a handful of tickets at the door on Sunday at 6 pm (7 pm show) at OasisSF! 050
John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 02/06/2025SAN FRANCISCO! @showoffjonah.com and I are bringing our show Nocturnal Omissions to @sfoasis.bsky.social on Sunday, June 15th at 7 pm! High notes and dick jokes galore! We sold out last time, so get your tix now! 160