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John Coons/Teo

@johncoons.bsky.social
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Musician, Writer, Queer, Half of John and Jonah, NYC He/They linktr.ee/johnandjonah

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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New batch of Double InDUMBnity show dates! Atlanta: 10/15 at LORE NYC: 10/23 at the Green Room 42 at HUDSON LOCAL (NEW!) Palm Springs: 11/5 at Toucans St. Paul: 11/18 at Amsterdam Bar and Hall Chicago: 11/19 at the Newport Theater
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A glimpse inside my head
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
San Francisco! Our early show is SOLD OUT, but there are still tickets available to our 10 pm show this Wednesday the 23rd!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes you just need one thing to get you through the day. #nyc #songwriter
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jonah Wheeler is gay for pay
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At southern decadence drinking some frozen monstrosity that may end me. It’s like a mudslide met me in a back alley with a switchblade
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
San Francisco! Jonah Wheeler and I are coming back to @sfoasis.bsky.social with our new show Double InDUMBnity, Wednesday September 23! TWO SHOWS! An early show at 7 pm and late show at 10pm. Tickets are now on sale, and until September 1 there's an early bird special- only $30! GET YOURS NOW.
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My Boston Nightmare
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A sizzle reel from our sold out Toronto show this week! Come see DOUBLE INDUMBNITY in DC, Boston, Seattle, SF, NOLA, or Atlanta!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
How are people doing this week?
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My heart belongs to @showoffjonah.com
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
People keep asking us, "When are you bringing your show to MY town?" Well, here's a little cheat sheet for upcoming show dates!
A poster for John Coons and Jonah Wheeler in their show, Double InDUMBnity with a list of cities and dates:

Berkshires: 7/3
Provincetown: 7/12 and 7/14
Toronto: 7/31
DC: 8/11
Boston: 8/29
New Orleans: 9/2
Seattle: 9/20
Atlanta: 10/15
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It’s the He part of me that can’t iron their clothes.
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If you're in NY-13, I hope you're voting for @darializaforny.bsky.social. She's big on fighting ICE and AIPAC hates her. We can do so much better than Adriano Espaillat!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Thoughts on #IML from our sold out Chicago show this week #leather #drag #IML2026
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I mean…
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Getting my lungs back into shape on this patsy cline/green day mashup for our Chicago show this week. Only two tix left before we’re officially sold out!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It’s a visit my old neighborhood park, Vietnamese iced coffee, sun, haircut, music, breeze kinda reboot day
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I'm reminded of this exerpt:
“Rich kids should go to public schools. The mayor should ride the subway to work. When wealthy people get sick, they should be sent to public hospitals. Business executives should have to stand in the same airport security lines as everyone else. The very fact that people want to buy their way out of all of these experiences points to the reason why they shouldn’t be able to. Private schools and private limos and private doctors and private security are all pressure release valves that eliminate the friction that would cause powerful people to call for all of these bad things to get better. The degree to which we allow the rich to insulate themselves from the unpleasant reality that others are forced to experience is directly related to how long that reality is allowed to stay unpleasant. When they are left with no other option, rich people will force improvement in public systems. Their public spirit will be infinitely less urgent when they are contemplating these things from afar than when they are sitting in a hot ER waiting room for six hours themselves.”
— Everyone Into The Grinder (https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/everyone-into-the-grinder)
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
NYC! We're bringing our show Double InDUMBnity back to Green Room 42 for one night only, one week from today (3/22)! The best way to celebrate Sondheim's birthday and be a little horny at the same time.
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Isn't it fun to think that the average American will make less in 40 years than the cost of a single missile?
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
CHICAGO! We're coming back to the Newport Theater with our new show, Double InDUMBnity on May 21st! (Just in time for IML 😏). Tickets live now!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
NYC! Our next show is less than 3 weeks away! Come see Double InDUMBnity at Green Room 42 on Sunday, March 22 at 7pm! Livestream tix available!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
And $10 to Prism United, serving queer youth in Alabama!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Brennan Lee Mulligan: How is this different from Cherry Vanilla Coke? Coke Employee: It’s Cherry Float. BLM: So it’s Coke, with flavors of… Employee: Cherry and Vanilla. BLM: [screaming]
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Lost with #SuperBowl jargon? We’ve put together a handy Gay Guide to Football Terms, just for you!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
At the end of this week, this song feels like the perfect mood: #protest
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The reviews are in! Come see our show Double InDUMBnity every Tuesday at 9 at the Palm Cabaret in Puerto Vallarta through Feb 10!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Bringing a slice of Mamdani’s NYC to Puerto Vallarta every Tuesday at 9 pm at The Palm Cabaret through Feb 10!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
We open our show Double InDUMBnity at the Palm Cabaret in PV tomorrow night!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Pictured: An artist yearning for a world in which they don’t have to bait the algorithm so that people can hear about their new show, DOUBLE INDUMBNITY, premiering THIS SATURDAY, Dec 20th at 9:30 pm at Green Room 42
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
NEW YORK: EIGHT DAYS until we premiere a brand new, full length show! GET YOUR DAMN TICKETS!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Because you all respond to pics, buy a ticket to the premiere of our new show, Double InDUMBnity on Dec 20 at Green Room 42! Our last NYC show for a while as we head to Puerto Vallarta with it all Jan/most of Feb!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Announcing the WORLD PREMIERE of our new show, Double InDUMBnity at the Green Room 42 on Sat, December 20th at 9:30 pm! MARK YOUR CALENDARS!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Vibe shift demanded a new haircut
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Felt good to vote against Cuomo for hopefully the last time
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The great love of my life @showoffjonah.com
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
And with that, our Chicago show is officially SOLD OUT! See you this week!
A poster for the show NOCTURNAL OMISSIONS by cabaret performers John and Jonah, with a big SOLD OUT on top
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Don’t just touch grass, let the grass touch 🦄 🕊️ *YOU* 💕☮️
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
CHICAGO! We’re bringing our show Nocturnal Omissions to the Newport Theater on 10/9 for one night only! All tix $25!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
FIRE ISLAND! We’re bringing our campy, steamy brand of high notes and dick jokes the the Ice Palace tomorrow night!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
3 reasons you should come to my 40th birthday show with string quartet at Green Room 42 tonight at 7pm:
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Rehearsal for my birthday show with string quartet (at Green Room 42 this Thursday) was today and it’s gonna be sooo good!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It’s my 40th birthday and all I want is for you to buy a ticket to my bday show with STRING QUARTET on July 3. Livestream tix available and the link is good for a week after! thegreenroom42.venuetix.com/show/details...
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Well would you look at that, SOLD OUT! But don’t worry- there will still be a handful of tickets at the door on Sunday at 6 pm (7 pm show) at OasisSF!
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John Coons/Teo @johncoons.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
SAN FRANCISCO! @showoffjonah.com and I are bringing our show Nocturnal Omissions to @sfoasis.bsky.social on Sunday, June 15th at 7 pm! High notes and dick jokes galore! We sold out last time, so get your tix now!
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