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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street
ALT: Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Joe Tessitore is the best announcer when a home team is getting upset because he treats it as though a fictional president has been kidnapped
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Kirk Herb St., From, MS today video saying that he’s kind of an independent guy right down the middle of the fairway Jack Donaghy from 30 rock saying “that’s republican, we count those”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I did comment on this story on my show. None of you mouthbreathers noticed, because you don’t actually consume my work or care about the issues in this story you claim to care about —you just want to find reasons to shit on another woman.
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laura @justlaurabee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
please share or donate if you feel comfy. it would mean the world to me. ❤️‍🩹 gofund.me/f52589292
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Donate to Support Linda’s Kidney Transplant Journey, organized by Laura Baxter
On June 29th, 2026, our world shifted. My mom, Linda, was admitted to the hospi… Laura Baxter needs your support for Support Linda’s Kidney Transplant Journey
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
new all-time FIFA men's World Cup career own goals leaderboard 1. Mohamed Hany, Egypt (2 own goals) 2. 65-way tie (1 own goal)
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Me if I was a Spurs fan right now:
Atlantic article asking if sports matter
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’m just a Squirtle No Tat 6’0 male looking for a Bulbasuar 1 tat 5’3 female in this crazy world
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is incredible
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Watching all the pals be so creative on Tomogatchi ( I know I know) makes me happy to see them get to spend time doing thing they are good at and have fun (just watched too many tik tok hopecore edits, emotional instability activated)
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
So ripping cards is fun
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
the surtur meme but it's american fascism getting destroyed by woke 2.0
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
it's a tight game but this is certain the team that goes woke first will win
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Wanted to thank everyone again for the fun stream this past weekend. Below is the donations made to the charities that I chose. All love to the pets and the immigrants that help make this country great.
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Truly felt like an actual streamer tonight. I get it now.
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Happening now! Forgot to post
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Need to pull about 40 autos tomorrow to get over this loss
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
NEVERMIND Sunday back on the menu friends. 6 PM CST. Two wonderful charities. Praying for the big one. Hope to see you there
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Do you like watching cards get opened? Sports cards, pokemon cards, president cards?! Do you also like seeing ppl donate to charity? Then I have a place for you. Week from today, Sunday the 21st, 6 pm twitch.tv/johncheetos. Hang and watch me spend my paycheck on these cards and raise money for good
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
May have made one of the dumbest purchases in awhile. But it’s gonna be so funny when I unveil it on stream in 3 weeks 😎
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Important 🚨 Save Dec 21st on your calendar. Final Stream (ever?). Opening the most boxes and most expensive box I have ever bought. Charity incentives. A real Festive time
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Voted three times for Mamdani from Atlanta, feels good to help
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I get why people love streaming now. I’ve only done it a few times and I have always said I couldn’t do as a job. But after tonight, I get the rush. Even with all the negatives of today’s streaming landscape, I see how ppl continue to hit the start streaming button
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Reminder for tonight, Sunday night ripping with the pal Landon
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Soon 🤔
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
This is tonight! Gonna start in roughly four hours
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
1 Week from tonight. October 15th. 8PM EST/7CST. We are cracking open these boxes and a special pack close to my heart. Feel free to check out at twitch.tv/johncheetos
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Gonna stream tonight in 90ish minutes. Doing another test for the opening but let’s open one box (👀) of football cards as a treat and then going to maybe do the Sunday crossword puzzle. 🧩
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
So let’s say I chose Oct 15th as the date for some card openings on stream. Y’all down? 😎
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Firefighters are so cool man
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Would anyone care to watch me open $100 baseball and football packs on stream one day in October? 🥺
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Lot of people with money failing the Bitch Detection Test
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If Army loses we’re absolutely blaming Pete Hegseth
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Forgot to reskeet this! We having fun! Come see
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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a man standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it including one that says pepe
ALT: a man standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it including one that says pepe
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I don’t think things are going very well right now
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
btw you don't have to hear a single critique about protesting from people who won't ever change shit or do a thing to fix shit
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I want to talk about Andor right now! But it’s 2 AM
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Sinners got of them spots next February. 9 left
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Texans rush the quarterback like one of those black friday videos where suburban moms are pushing and slapping each other as they swarm the big ticket items at Target (complimentary)
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Does anyone want to split a bowl of popcorn and rewatch the entire series of Mad Men with me? Couch is wide open
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I am a man of many faces
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johncheetos.bsky.social @johncheetos.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
If you don’t hear from me for a few days, just know that I crawled into a sports doom hole that you can’t fathom: or we won and I am still celebrating
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