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I just think if my last name were ANYTHING ending in "itler", I'd, like, change it.

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Aw man why didn't Biden ever think of explaining that prices were only a LITTLE BIT high and, hey, cheer up, maybe someone will murder millions of Americans? Democrats are SO out of touch with normal people.

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It came up in a search for Dangerous Minds. Same era. You get the idea.

There are a couple other things this movie gets wrong about teaching as well

John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 10h

I wish when Democrats talked about bipartisanship and finding common ground that more of them meant shit like this and not eliminating food assistance programs or denying that trans kids exist.

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 11h

Oh hey, look at that, an actual worthwhile thing was said out loud on Real Time

Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 16h

Reposted by John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks

Tom Morello is Black.

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Me: (plays with plague) "I'm sick" (looks at open jar of plague) "Wonder where I got it."

"Hey, have we tried kings?" - The world's greatest geniuses

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So, you know, like, yes Socialism, no Stalinism.

John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 18h

In short, Americans are in favor of the government giving all Americans money because it is good policy, and Americans are not in favor of the government corruptly bribing Americans because it is bad policy.

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You can also tell he's lying because of all the other stuff too though

John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 18h

You can tell that kid is lying because he said Jesus was 5'11' but the absolute maximum height for a first century Palestinian man was 5'7"

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 19h

I think I kind of assumed Hastert was already dead, but happy to hear the good news all the same

John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 23h

He looks like a child tried to draw Sean Astin from memory

John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 23h

They should have me on to confirm Xenomorphs are real because one time when I was 12 I had a dream I was being chased by one.

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 23h

Even for Fox, this is absolutely embarrassing

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is there a way for the Braves to lose while also beating the Dodgers? Because if so I want that.

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They always meant to send it back to the states that would then outlaw it in all states

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Holy fucking shit Brewers. That was insane.

John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I dunno man but I just think like maybe it's not great that we're governed by an incredibly stupid insane person

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My favorite genre of music is "three part harmony"

John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No of COURSE I've ALWAYS been a fan of the...*checks notes*...Tampa Bay Devil Rays...*checks notes*...I mean Rays.

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Privileged young men sexually assaulting a young woman who has the nerve to attempt to be educated at an ivy league university is literally what Republicans think it looks like when the world is working as it should

John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I don't know what more Republicans can possibly do to convince everyone that they think rape is good

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Social media has been truly revelatory in one important regard - It has made it almost entirely impossible to comprehend how our fucking species has survived this long