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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 22h

The live action Terrahawks movie looks awesome

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The one guy looking at his watch and then giving that "wait, is he okay actually?" look to everyone else is everthing

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The rich kids always showed up with this which is why everyone correctly hated them

The Super Soaker 200, a bigger super soaker than rich kids had an automatically made you an asshole

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One weird thing is how Pete Hegseth keeps telling us to send him to fight Islamists and we just keep like not doing that?

“Send me,” Hegseth concluded, heavily paraphrasing the Bible. “Send me to fight the redcoats. Send me to fight the Communists. Send me to fight the Islamists. Send me.”

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lol. Anyway, here are some symmetrical Ken Paxtons

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just checking in with the Stop and Frisk party...

Kennedy grilled Smith as he testified before a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on Tuesday, and argued it was unconstitutional for him to access GOP lawmakers’ phone tolls as part of his criminal investigation into President Donald Trump’s attempt to reverse the 2020 election result.

Among a series of colorful analogies, Kennedy alleged that “anybody who knows a law book from a J. Crew catalog knows that this violates the Constitution.”

At the end of his questioning, the Louisiana senator blurted out: “You make me want to throw up in my mouth.”

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yes, no, I get what you're saying now, for sure. But also just like:

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He doesn't even have any bodies hidden under his floorboards! Look at those hands! Now those are definitely not the kinds of hands that have slowly choked the life out of at least a half dozen unsuspecting vagrants! Ladies?

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

YES PLEASE GET HIM OUT ON THE STUMP EVERY STUMP LEAVE NO STUMP UNTURNED

"We need the president out on the stump asap."

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Correct. SB has it at 37.6, which is probably overly generous.

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is the only acceptable A.I. image of Robin Williams

Dr. Know, the character voiced by Robin Williams in the 2001 film "A.I."

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"I'm 100% pro-LGBTQ+ rights. Trans girls don't exist."

I'm an Atheist. I'm 100% pro-science. Pro-vaccines. Pro-LGBTQ+ rights. Pro-Civil Rights. Pro-BLM. Straight Blue ticket Dem voter, all my life.

Trans girls should not be playing in Girls only sports. Period.

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At some point we're going to have to contend with an unavoidable reality: That once violent fascists have been normalized and emboldened, the only thing that stops them or even slows them down is death.

Truth Social post from the literal president of the United States:

At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, planned since the Civil War Era many years ago, at the Receptive Circle adjoining the Arlington Memorial Bridge, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers, on both the roof and plaza areas, and additionally have and hold large quantities of sniper ammunition in storage. There will be no facility like this anywhere in the World. Out of the 59 top cities and Capitals, Washington, D.C., IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT DOES NOT HAVE A TRIUMPHAL ARCH, but it will now and, by far, the greatest of them all! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh my god that's so surprising what a surprise I'm so surprised

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just an absolutely accursed paragraph.

“I’ve been left-wing my whole life,” Rogan continued. “I have very left-wing views on a lot of things. But I also recognize when government is taking over our lives. And what we were sold with the Trump administration would be that would end and it would be ‘drain the swamp.’ Obviously, it’s not been ideal in that regard.

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"God creates dinosaurs God turns dinosaurs into birds God creates man Man destroys god Man turns birds into dinosaurs." -Ian Malcolm, on dinonuggets

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Lol, definitely a bot, definitely blocking anyway

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Richard Loncraine's "Richard III" with Ian McKellen is very high up on that list

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I will never forgive this map, which tells us literally all there is to know about *waves hands around*

A map showing that the in fully half of all US states, the highest paid public employee is a football coach

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Oh, hello there, 13th place. Nice to see you again, old friend.

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

There haven't been any Lynx games since 1995

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The relentless push by the tech industry to cast AI as a thing we all definitely love and need and want or else was predicted to absolute perfection 30 years ago in the Mr. Show "Grass Valley Greg" sketch.

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

THIS IS IN THE TEXT!!! HE'S LITERALLY JUST TALKING ABOUT ADAPTING DICKENS' NOVELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“In other adaptations, Scrooge is kind of an asshole, and then the rest of the characters are benevolent, perfect people. And it was really our goal to try to balance that out to say that there’s much more of a gray area in the story,” West tells EW. “We want to give Scrooge logic and a good argument, so when he is making an argument about something, he’s not wrong.”

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is true but you need to add whoever made the Super Nintendo Alien3 game

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express

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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express

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