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Marquis de Lafayeet

@johnatron.bsky.social
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Steal $20 from your boss, let him call the cops, see how quickly they show up to arrest you. Catch your boss stealing hundreds from your paychecks, call the cops, see how long they laugh before they say “not our job”.

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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stop calling it a climate problem. Call it what it is: organized greed. The planet isn’t dying. It’s being killed for profit. The killers have names. And boardrooms. #ClimateJustice #StopEcocide
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wonder if this time he will tell the story of how he single handedly stopped the 9/11 attacks and all the big strong firemen were crying and thinking him.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This shouldn’t say “go get help” it should just say “let’s help”. That’s a more accurate depiction.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wow
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Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸 @latina4jesusdshw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Honestly 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Pinks #USDemocracy
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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The Office Robert California
ALT: The Office Robert California
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Odyssey references in it really elevate the script
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@olsgy.bsky.social I saw Wing Commander in theaters
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Look out! Night arrows!!
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Dumbest possible response. Congrats
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This quote has always stuck with me
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
They want to double it, so they can go to war against the people. The oligarchy sees the writing on the wall, they plan to let the world die and most of us along with it. They are preparing to ensure their permanent control of the human race. And they need to be stopped.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
As a child seeing this in theater…this was magic
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/07/2026
Rest in peace to one of cinema’s most outstanding artists; the legendary actor Sam Neill (1947–2026)
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If the Democratic establishment hadn’t tried to sabotage Bernie Sanders, we would have had 8 years of progress.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
lol I already watched this. So good. “The conspiracy goes all the way to the almost top”
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Lucky you
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Or, and I’m just throwing this out there…
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Revolution Guillotine
ALT: Revolution Guillotine
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I miss having a President I could trust around children
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It’s the way audio is mixed now. That is to say, badly.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“Everyone cheats” I love that movie
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is so creepy
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Something that tries to be everything to everyone risks becoming nothing to anyone.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Elephants are more intelligent than most MAGA
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“I love when I can get together with my Fascist friends!” This is why people hate the Democrats. Because your “resistance” is performative.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My desire to see the Knicks win is dwarfed by my desire to see the Spurs lose.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The Acolyte was the first time the Jedi have been interesting since 1983.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Israeli bot says what?
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Knicks just might do it in 4 games
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I have a better idea….
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Revolution Guillotine
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It was at least the most interesting of the sequel trilogy. That’s not a high bar, but it was the only one that didn’t feel like being force fed member berries. Still a very flawed movie.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Don’t thank Fallon. He did PR for Trump in 2015 by having him on. He knew what he was doing.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Meanwhile Trump can’t read a paragraph
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
One of the best westerns ever.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Most leftists have experience with actual injustice. Most right wing people think “injustice” is when they see a commercial that isn’t selling a product aimed at them.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The last Star Wars movie. Please don’t correct me, let me believe.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This would be dope
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@cbsnews.com fuck CBS
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Likely a CIA funded movie
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Class enemies are class enemies, don’t expect anything different from them
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Cuba shot down a CIA plane.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Surf Ninjas. Once I realized they were trying to pass 30 year old Rob Schneider as a teenager I thought “oh…this sucks”. In the future, Rob Schneider was an easy litmus test. If he is in it, it’s probably bad. The more he is in it, the worse it is.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Your favorite movie!
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Hokum was excellent. Go see Hokum.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“That’s not who I am” You aren’t who you say you are, you are what you do. And you did this.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Even Nixon at his drunkest was able to walk in a straight line on camera.
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hahahahaha
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
@knowledgefight.bsky.social I cannot tell you how sad I am that the show is over. I wish you would continue with your incisive and hilarious analysis of right wing media figures. Your podcast has helped keep me sane for a decade.
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