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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
turns out i wasn't the only one who heard igt
Daily Mirror link on facebook: "i died for 15 minutes and can tell you exactly what it feels like"
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thanks, MCS Register, that's really helpful air-to-air heat pumps are *so* new that they've only been installed for at least 20 years
screengrab from MCS website:

"Air-to-Air Heat Pumps

There are currently no installed certified for this technology.

Air-to-air heat pumps are a new technology that will be available to installers later this year. Please check back soon for updates."
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
woefully inaccurate bluesky names, an occasional series:
the user "tellingthetruth77" replies to my post about the Fairford suspects being british citizens by saying: "British, yeah right they are"
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
life comes at you fast when you're a gobshite
tweet by nigel farage, 1658, 27.09.2026:
"i have been warning both in and out of parliament for many months about iranian agents coming into the uk vis small boats across the channel.

"we deserve to be told the truth about the fairford bomb plotters' identities"snip from the Guardian just now:

"Five men arrested over suspected bomb plot are all British nationals, police say
The five men arrested over the suspected bomb plot at RAF Fairford are all British nationals from London and are all men in their 20s, Counter Terrorism Policing (CTP) has said.

In a statement, the CTP said they were detained on suspicion of offences under the Explosives Act and preparation of a terrorist act contrary to Section 5 of the Terrorism Act. They are a 24-year-old from Camden, north London; three men aged 23, 24 and 25 from Westminster, and one aged 24 from Willesden, north-west London."
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me reading your posts www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
a scottish wildcat (i'm guessing a kitten), sitting on what looks like the forest floor, looks simultaneously appalled and terrified
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hadn't heard of the "centre for migration control" quoted in this story in tomorrow's telegraph googled it. we regret to announce that it appears to be a one-man "think tank" run by a guy who used to be involved in various pro-brexit campaigns www.reddit.com/r/GreenAndPl...
story from monday's telegraph

headlnie: "households with migrants claim record £12bn in universal credit"

the story uses figures from the "centre for migration control", which it calls a "think tank"
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
maybe, just maybe, instead of poncing around with his black-shorted twatgang, he should have submitted his company's accounts
snip from Companies House showing that the accounts for RMT Roofing Specialists Ltd are currently 10 days overdue
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
catching up on the "Tommy Robinson" documentary on C4 "where's the fucking money, bruv?"
a closeup of some human nostrils
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
conference call!
Leonid Brezhnev, wearing what appears to be heroically stretched underpants and nothing else, reclines against a glass-block wall, holding the receiver of a white dial telephonePrunella Scales as Sibyl Fawlty, holding the receiver of a black telephone
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
thank you for leading me to one of the most cursed things i've ever seen
a bowtie made out of a cane toad
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
2022 / 2026
clip from bbc news online

headline: Suella Braverman tells police to be firmer with 'extremist' protesters
date: 07.11.2022
start of story: The home secretary has told police to "take a firmer line" against protesters blocking roads and damaging art.

Climate activists, most notably Just Stop Oil, have closed motorways and glued themselves to famous art works over the last few months.

Suella Braverman said the "disruption is a threat to our way of life", during a speech on Wednesday.
video caption: The home secretary says protesters' rights have too often been put above the rights of otherstweet by Suella Braverman, 07.09.2026:
"People in Portsmouth are angry, scared and feel like this government is actively trying to destroy the country.

"Enough is enough."
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jordan Bardella and Nigel Farage hold up a banner. It has been satirically altered to say "we did nazi this coming"
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this is doing the rounds, with no one appearing to spot that it's AI slop. grrr
grid of AI images purporting to show various world landmarks lit in the colours of the ukrainian flag. the images include the palace of westminster, brandenburg gate, and eiffel tower. suspiciously the colours of lighting are identical on each building, and the lighting is impossibly even across massive facades. further, the view of the palace of westminster is from westminster bridge, but the image is "taken" from river level at an angle where the bridge would block it. the sky looks the same in all the images. finally, all the images are blurry
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the top of the preview of an email from microsoft: "one week, four days - from AI vision to your first working agent"still from The Clockwork Orange where our hero/antihero is restrained with his eyelids retracted
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the best spoilt ballot i've seen #clacton www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
photo from guardian coverage. caption: "election workers sort through spilt ballots at clacton leisure centre. photograph: dan kitwood/getty images"

two piles of very long ballot papers. the top one on one pile has, written along its length, "what a disgraceful waste of money"
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
tfw the credible threat against you is looking like a pointless twat #clacton
snip from bbc news online: "But in a statement after Farage’s speech, a Reform UK spokesperson said it was more than humiliation.

“Essex Police advised Nigel not to attend the count tonight due to a credible threat against him,” the spokesperson said.

But we understand that Essex Police has not advised any candidate to stay away from the count."
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"I'm damned if I'm going to stand on a stage having won a resounding victory, a ringing endorsement of all that I've tried to fight for and you've tried to fight for and be demeaned and humiliated by nobodies.”
the hot dog guy meme. you have to imagine that the hot dog guy is a lying fascist with several million in the bank
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
of course farage won't attend the declaration. even he realizes he's wasted everyone's time and money
snip from bbc news online: "Result due soon in Clacton by-election - Farage won't attend declaration, but says he has won"
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
is bluesky using ai for its trends? or is it just psychic?
list of trending topics on bluesky:
1. perseid meteor shower peaks august 12
2. farage wins clacton seat
3. uk fifth heatwave arrives
4. threats reported against air force one
5. bluesky adds repost muting
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i'm ready for the eclipse
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
(the headline on the story is better)
headline on BBC News Online: Stray cats showing up at raves, gigs and pubs now have own merchandise
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Q: how do you know when your "travel poster" is AI slop? A: when St Denis has the wrong number of towers
ebay listing for "majestic saint-denis, france travel poster - basilica and french culture art print" featuring a rendering of the west end of St Denis with twice as many towers as it actually hassnip from wikipedia showing the west front of st denis with its one (1) tower
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
20MPH TYRANNY!
Daily Mail masthead:
Tears of Prime Suspect writer Lynda LaPlante - the latest victim of the (and then in huge letters) 20mph TYRANNY
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#hydrationbreak
a red bus drinking from a river (or it might have accidentally driven into it, idk)
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
tbh i think even *i* could do a mile in 27 years
screengrab from BBC sport website with headline "Britain's Kerr breaks 27-year mile world record in London"
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
reform's attitude to freedom of expression here
extract from story linked in quoted post:

"Despite initially claiming only three flags would be flown over town hall - the St George’s Cross, Union Flag and Barnsley Council flag - they then proceeded to raise the Armed Forces flag, with a motion to finally cement their policy to be discussed at a full council meeting on Thursday (July 16)."
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
farage when someone posts that they're going to shoot him vs farage when someone posts calling for multiple people to be burnt alive in a hotel
extract from bbc news online: "Farage said: "This is the first time the police have ever proactively acted on a social media post, and I hope they are looking at the other three or four hundred similar posts from this year alone.""tweet by nigel farage: "Welcome to freedom, Lucy Connolly.

You are now a symbol of Keir Starmer’s authoritarian, broken, two-tier Britain."
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
farage on someone else who got into trouble with the law for making violent threats online:
tweet from nigel farage, 21.08.2025: 

Welcome to freedom, Lucy Connolly.

You are now a symbol of Keir Starmer’s authoritarian, broken, two-tier Britain.
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
well, at least he's not a nazi
from https://whocanivotefor.co.uk/person/139380/kai-stephens:

Kai Stephens's policies
Statement to voters
I am proud to be representing the British Democrats as their candidate for the Clacton By-Election.

Full statement
I have chosen to stand as frankly, the choices being proposed to the public are entirely subpar.

A traitor who works in the interests of Zionism, Capitalism, Globalism, and a failed leftist comedian who copies the act of a dead man.

By voting for Binface, you are voting for 'Have I Got News For You' liberal slop politics, that perpetually degrades and humiliates our nation.

You are justifying a pro-immigration, slop message.

The British Democrats will be the only option on the paper that is serious, patriotic, and most importantly, NATIONALIST.

Vote for what you believe, without lending your vote to crooks.
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
gobshite www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
extract from guardian story:

Tice, via lawyers, threatened to injunct the Guardian to stop it publishing these details.

Without responding to any of the questions put to him, Tice then appears to have shared the allegations contained in the Guardian’s requests for comment with the Telegraph, which wrote them up without credit or contact ahead of publication.
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
not only do i know where that is, i also know where *this* is i am, however, a very irresponsible person
a galvanized triangular key for an electricity meter cupboard
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
old enough to recognize this as a data centre
a black & white postcard image of Hereford Cathedral's chained library
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
an important lesson for us all here
a slide from the softbank presentation linked in the previous post

headline: "Goose was not valued"
below that, 3 golden eggs
on the left, a white goose stands. on it is written "Goose value 0?"
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
with apologies for the delay, thank you @melissaschuh.bsky.social (and @biggreenbooks.bsky.social) - v much looking forward to it!
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
ah, the agony of choice
links on the ITV website

itv4 is showing the world cup
the next channel down is showing Carry On Abroad
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
from 2021: www.thepinknews.com/2021/06/18/d... Jeffrey Donaldson warning about "serious child protection and safeguarding issues" projection much?
In February 2020, he claimed that sex and relationships education was being “taken over by ideologues and special interest groups who wish to promote their own agendas which in a number of cases are leading to serious child protection and safeguarding issues”.


He said he wanted to “alert parliamentarians to the dangers involved and the potential increase in emotional, psychological and physical harms that are already arising due to the way RSE is being handled in some schools.”
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
highlands heatwave latest
snap of bbc weather showing a maximum temperature of 17C on tuesday
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i went looking for references to a hit to GDP and "project fear" i found this which, in GDP terms at least, is spookily accurate, even though that's not how the author intended it blogs.lse.ac.uk/brexit/2018/...
“The analysis also presents a downside scenario, finding that the shock could be much more profound, meaning the effect on the economy would be worse still. The rise in uncertainty could be amplified, the volatility in financial markets more tumultuous, and the extent of the impact to living standards more acute. In this severe scenario, GDP would be 6% smaller, there would be a deeper recession, and the number of people made unemployed would rise by around 800,000 compared with a vote to remain. The hit to wages, inflation, house prices and borrowing would be larger. There is a credible risk that this more acute scenario could materialise”.
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
and without fail they open the comments, so that we can benefit from such nuggets of wisdom as
comments on BBC News online piece about forthcoming heatwave:


Comment by philaterely at 06:53
philaterely
06:53
to Rosalyn Dossavitch


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Everyday the rip off energy cartel in the UK dont make a dime out of me is a good day
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That’s why they are encouraging air con: using more energy.


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Comment by Dez at 07:23
Dez
07:23
to Rosalyn Dossavitch


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Everyday the rip off energy cartel in the UK dont make a dime out of me is a good day
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The rip off turbines owners, being paid while they don’t turn.

Comment by look at those penguins at 07:34
look at those penguins
07:34
to philaterely


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That’s why they are encouraging air con: using more energy.
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The clue is in the name 'air  CON'.
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
kudos to the telegraph for this page break in their story about Andrew Castle getting the push from the beeb's wimbledon coverage
extract from tomorrow's Telegraph front page's story about Andrew Castle being let go by the bbc

It starts with a quote from Castle:
"To be honest, when I got the job 23 years ago, a lot of the more experienced commentators felt that they should have been first in line. Their noses were put out of joint. So, in the wider scheme of things, I am lucky that I had the best gig in sports broadcasting for so long, during the greatest age of men's tennis." Asked what he would do in the future, he replied: "My wife

continued on page 3
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i'm guessing the russian money was just too tempting for tommy ten names
extract from Guardian article:
"Those who consider Putin’s Russia to be a significant threat see Robinson’s remarks about the country as concerning. Last week he told the Guardian from Moscow: “I’ve come to see how this country got itself so well on to the straight and narrow and see the beauty of a civilised society here.”

Robinson added: “Russia is not the enemy of Britain. That narrative has long since died a natural death. There are those who benefit from pushing Russia as an enemy but everyone laughs at those people now.”

The Royal United Services Institute, a London-based thinktank, said: “Russia is one of the most prolific actors when it comes to conducting hybrid campaigns to influence the politics of other countries, including the UK. These campaigns blend online influence, cyber-attacks and other measures to try to cause offline effects – and events such as the Belfast attack certainly have the kind of incendiary potential that Moscow may seek to harness.”"
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
surprise! the massive scaffolding is so the humiliation can be concealed from view
a large tarpaulin is hauled up the scaffolding erected for the removal of "the donald j trump and" lettering at the Kennedy Center
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i'm sure spending 382490 hours putting up scaffolding to take Trump's name off the Kennedy Center is absolutely essential 🙃
a man on a cherry picker installs the letter "d"  on the Kennedy Center (Heather Diehl/Getty Images)
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i'm sure the good people of hereford would be delighted to trek several miles to the cattle market, which is presumably closed anyway
snap from google maps showing various routes from hereford city centre to the cattle market
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
the answer is racists. hope that helps
snip from bbc news online, leading to a piece by Laura Kuenssberg:

"The Nowak murder has lit a match under British politics. This is how we got here."
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
@rubbertoes10.bsky.social not often you see a good ratioing on here, but i suspect this one's going that way
post by sky news: "Henry Nowak murder's [sic] has highlighted the debate on whether UK police are anti-white"

so far it has 36 RTs, 100% of which are quotes, 31 replies and 5 likes
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"cold rage"
a photo of street disorder in hampshire last night. a man wearing a balaclava appears to be attempting to launch a bike at police
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
alice: are you planning to run home farm by yourself? brian: i'll manage fast forward to august #TheArchers
a combine harvester on fire
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
if only there were some way we could have guessed this would happen
screengrab from guardian article at https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jan/12/nigel-farage-eu-salary-docked-claim-misspent-public-funds

quote: "Farage, who has been an MEP for 18 years, has one of the worst attendance records at the parliament in Brussels and Strasbourg. He is ranked 748 out of 751 MEPs and has taken part in only 37% of votes in the current parliamentary session, according to VoteWatch Europe."screengrab from guardian article https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/apr/09/nigel-farage-fishermen-ignored-ukip-brexit

quote: "His voting record while a member of the influential European parliament fisheries committee is utterly dire – over three years, he turned up to one of 42 meetings. Research by Greenpeace shows that during the three major votes on the common fisheries policy, Farage failed to vote in favour of improving the legislation."
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1,133 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
whoever did that has been trying it on today. here he is using the same paypal account on another impersonation
screengrab of someone using a paypal account to try to obtain money by fraud on bluesky
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