John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 29/09/2026Been enjoying Silo, aka "the one where every conversation is an extremely intense negotiation" 100
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 28/09/2026Redmond has the absolute worst crosswalk timings I've ever experienced. Total trash-tier car town that's hostile to pedestrians. 110
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 28/09/2026It's really unfortunate that I've started to keep a loose tally of Claudeslop patterns while reading blog posts. Is this generated? How much is real? Why should I care about your work when you don't even care? If I have to read any more garbage "The thing is Y, not X" I'm going to fucking lose it 150
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 24/09/2026Firefox built with Lit Edge built with FAST Everything built with Web Components ♥️ 0100
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 24/09/2026I've pivoted my primary hobby, the thing I used to spend most of my disposable income on, from PC enthusiast hardware to high-end mainstream fashion. Why would I even consider buying RAM when I can get made-to-measure work attire for the same price? 031
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 22/09/2026I haven't looked at how it's implemented but I don't care. It doesn't actually matter what web platform techniques they used, if any. If humans made it, they didn't address reasonable and predictable concerns on small screens. If Claude made it, same as above, and also it doesn't justify its cost. 010
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 22/09/2026AI still has no taste when it comes to UI and encouraging a responsive, performant, and accessible web 110
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 22/09/2026AI doomsday weirdos are like, "rogue agents could destroy critical infrastructure" and I'm just like, "yeah, this has always been a true statement, what does AI have to do with it" 020
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 22/09/2026Sometimes I'm a tiny bit more gay and open than my online presence might telegraph Orville Peck's new album is incredible 🫣 020
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 11/09/2026Spelling it "esthetic" is so ridiculously off-putting to me. It's like you're chopping off the exact specific thing that makes the word represent its own meaning. 040
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 07/09/2026Got to meet @timoflegend.bsky.social tonight and totally borked it! It's rare that I get starstruck, and I could've babbled about something way less desperate-sounding. Don't try to relate to your heroes! 000
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 03/09/2026Hey give me $300,000 and I'll make agentic Linux distros for you, all while not being a racist piece of garbage 280
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 01/09/2026Does anyone know how the `readme` field in a custom elements manifest is expected to be used? 110
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 30/08/2026"Our maps system, that we built and have complete control over, has no built-in way to override ingest data. Well, it does, but we only use it for brand deals and cute Easter eggs. We're just following orders."blog.googleHow the GNIS Lake Ontario/Lake America name change in the U.S. will appear in MapsThe U.S. Geographic Names Information System (GNIS) has formally changed the name for "Lake Ontario" to "Lake America" in the United States. Since we update Google Maps … 020
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 27/08/2026I've already seen this episode, they rename a body of water to distract everyone while they commit more war crimes 030
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comTim Curry's Iconic 'Space Corrupt' MemeAlt: Tim Curry's Iconic 'Space Corrupt' Meme 010
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 22/08/2026At this point, the use of agentic tools is implied. You don't have to steer our conversations around how we could write a skill to handle a task. It's not novel or new to suggest that. We still have to think about stuff. (If you don't use Al, cool! Keep it to yourself. This post's not for you.) 000
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 22/08/2026How many times do I have to tell YouTube that I'm not interested in Sam Smith's new album 110
Reposted by John KreitlowStuart Robson @sturobson.com · 13/08/2026👋 Ahoy hoy! Do you, your team, or someone you know need some front-end or Design Systems help? I'm currently available for short/medium term freelance bits and bobs. Get in touch stu@alwaystwisted.com www.alwaystwisted.com 🙏🖤alwaystwisted.comAlways Twisted - Design Systems & Front-End ConsultantHi, I’m Stu Robson, a Design Systems consultant and front-end developer helping teams create scalable, accessible systems that enhance collaboration. 053
Reposted by John Kreitlowblee @waddleblee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026forever cool how CSS is continuously being improved like the more we can remove animations and stuff from JS the lighter this stuff gets/the easier it is to do cool stuff in really light websites, incredibly based 0303
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 06/08/2026As soon as someone invokes their job title, rank, or placement in the org chart as a reason for why they're right and I'm wrong, I lose a huge amount of respect for them 1100
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 04/08/2026Mama mia #csscodepen.io3D CSS Super MarioA code demo by alowpoly created on CodePen 010
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 01/08/2026I've got a falsifiable local hypothesis: You're a complete twat 100
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 01/08/2026I'm calling it now, this "Internet" thing is gonna be BIG and I'm getting in on the ground floor 030
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 31/07/2026Sol's voice is significantly less condescending. Opus's voice significantly more so. 000
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 28/07/2026Please don't let Julian Casablancas get away with normalizing whatever this autotune effect is on his vocals 140
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 27/07/2026Guess who forgot about the lunch they packed last night and brought with them to work 100
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 27/07/2026NPM: 11 high security vulnerabilities. To address issues, run `npm audit fix` Me: `npm audit fix` NPM: 12 high security vulnerabilities. 050
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 26/07/2026I reformatted my MacBook yesterday and it's fucking hilarious that I still have to deal with this in vscode in 2026 github.com/electron/ele...github.comImplement keyboard actions to avoid beeps on certain key bindings · Issue #2617 · electron/electronWhen ctrl-cmd-down, ctrl-cmd-left, or ctrl-cmd-right are pressed in any Electron (or Chrome) input or textarea, an audible beep occurs. I believe I've tracked this down to the following methods not... 010
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 26/07/2026my job is just `npm audit fix` now, and so is yours 000
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 25/07/2026Imagine being a PM trying to make number go up, and pulling this shit thinking "yeah this is what the people want" 🤮unsung.aresluna.orgChrome’s breaking and entering – UnsungA blog about software craft and quality 0143
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 16/07/2026Trent Reznor building sandcastles on the beach: Nine Inch Pails 000
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 16/07/2026No X, no Y — just Z. And that's fucking real, you goddamn useless meatbags. 021
John Kreitlow @john.kreitlow.rocks · 15/07/2026I would call Meta a trash company again, but that's insulting to sanitation workers 020