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Dumbledore John

@john-proctor.bsky.social
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Husband, father and Chelsea legacy fan. Loves pubs and beer and most kinds of music - listening to and playing. Currently playing a Telecaster in a classic country/country rock band TWAANG!

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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When Kelleher let go of the ball throwing out after our corner his arm was outside the box.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That was disappointing. Thought we looked leggy for last 15-20. Fair play to Hull though. Worked really hard and fought like... er... tigers😬
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Looks like a back four 2nd half?
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At least two deflections...
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The bounce on that was unbelievable..🙄
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good grief! A long 89 minutes to go...
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bloody hell. Incredible finish😮
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is essentially one big Gallic shrug from France, n'est-ce pas? Bof!
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Anyone else been watching Ken Burns' latest documentary series on BBC4? 1776 and all that! It's another one of his many masterpieces...
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Fofana should keep walking down the tunnel, out of the exit and not stop until he gets to France. Never want to see him in a blue shirt ever again.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Greetings from a replacement bus service in Sicily. Just a mere five hours to go😳
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Accordion player on the Circumvesuviana at 0800 anyone? Imagine that on the Waterloo & City...
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Capri
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Not too shabby a view for tonight's aperitivo. Salute!
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@kenbarkway.bsky.social @heavenlyblue007.bsky.social Not sure if you knew this was up and running yet. Well worth a listen.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The French TV coverage of Premier League football is genuinely called "Match Of ze Day". I kid you not.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Arrived at hotel in Lyon. The game is on French TV. Deep joy!🙄
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I'm hurtling through the French countryside on a southbound TGV. Hope you're having fun at The Bridge😳 Spoiler: Goal alerts work on French trains😬
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Relatively easy in the end. I thought Leeds were a bit overawed by the occasion to be honest. We played some good stuff and kept them mostly at bay.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Great run off the centre half by Enzo to find the space to bury that header.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Sky fading down the crowd volume for the Ehgbali chant every time...
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Back four then....
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
And there we go....🙄
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Wish I could work up some enthusiasm for this...
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Customized football boots? The game's gone.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Hearing Hoddle on commentary reminds me of the first Cup quarter final I saw live - in 1982. Micky Fillery gave us a HT with a super free kick, then Hoddle bossed the second half and scored a fabulous 25 yarder as we lost 3-2. I was on crutches as I'd broken my foot playing 5-a-side.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Gonna be a long afternoon for Port Vale now...
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Bad to worse🙄
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Oh...
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
A shocking first 15 minutes😳
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
That's ridiculous. The keeper's mistake completely changed the balance of the game. But we lost our heads in the last 10 minutes.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Really disappointing. PSG were getting frustrated, fans had gone quiet. Needlessly let them back in it😒
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Bonsoir à tous. Bit unlucky to go in behind really. But you have to take your chances, and PSG did.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I've seen some bizarre shit in my time, but Curtis Mayfield in a tux miming to Move On Up with a troupe of dancing girls and no band takes the fecking biscuit. One Hit Wonders on BBC4😳
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
How did that take so long? I could see it from here...
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
That's a red for me.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Well, at least that's shut Shearer up for a bit!☺️
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
We may need a second...
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
@osgood9.bsky.social We need a third I think😉
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Genuinely sad to hear of the passing of Jesse Jackson. He was with MLK when he was shot and I remember his tears the night Obama was elected. A giant in this age of pygmies.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
@kenbarkway.bsky.social @heavenlyblue007.bsky.social @paulcrowder.bsky.social Just finished Ian Leslie's "John and Paul: A Love Story in Songs". I loved it and found it really moving. The story of the love between two best friends told in their songs, ending on Here Today. Some great new insights.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Job done. Excellent in the second half.
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Wonderful strike. That's shut Shearer up!
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Laurel and Hardy on commentary tonight?🙄
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Can we handle a snowy Friday night in Hull?😬
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
So we wear our home kit against Hull City, who play in amber and black, but not against Wolves, who play in the same colours?🤷‍♂️
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Dumbledore John @john-proctor.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Oh for fuck's sake....
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