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John Hancock

@john-hancock.bsky.social
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Anti-chud enthusiast Waiting for Blue Caesar Lamar Jackson’s number one fan

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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Sorry for party rockin
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
fuck my disgusting chungus life
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
you’re that gorilla warrior
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
no more chuddies jumping on the bed
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The sun never sets on Joe Cool
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yes I lost my fantasy football championship and yes I’m going to kill myself
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
my wife just called me a cunt :(
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Many people are already referring to “stancilism”
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
yup another day wasted
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Let’s see how having a non-white family works out for him in such a situation
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Real
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Kek you later
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
jd vance with a big lollipop and spinner hat
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
fuck my stupid chungus life
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
JD Vance isn’t actually Catholic or Christian right? Like he doesn’t genuinely believe in the divinity and resurrection of Christ, right?
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Daily reminder chud degeneracy is just as prevalent and includes gambling, drowning in chudmedia 24/7, crypto, and lying
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
we here for you
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Many people are saying this
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
i remember a Twitter chud screeching about how this was the “face of his ancestor”
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
this website is kinda bad
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
one of these is a real movie but I am not going to tell you which one
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Liv Agar
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
spoons is a stretch
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
cringe
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
stateless income
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
when I was in second grade, we played “Escape from the Twin Towers” (jumping off the jungle gym) on 9/11
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
in second grade, we played “escape from the Twin Towers” (jumping off the jungle gym) on 9/11
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Oy vey
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
see liberals they talk like this lol But conservatives? They talk like this. Got it?
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I don’t get it
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Nope, NYT has to make sure there’s enough room for cutting edge coverage like this
Nah
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Oy vey!
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I lost bc of tua, chuba and ford dying in a 24 hour period + the bengals OT disaster
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
What does that have to do with anything? Laura Loomer is vile. Her outside matches her inside. Sometimes ridicule is deserved
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Gibbs: 4 TDs, 170 rushing yards
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
He made too much space for Defying Gravity
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
can I have a slut drug
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Has Trump gone woke?
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
She’s thoroughly repulsive inside and out, and there’s nothing wrong with highlighting this. Goodbye.
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Number go up
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
REAL
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Elon is going nuclear lol
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Liv Agar
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
CHUDWAR CASUALTIES
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
let’s see Paul Allen’s signifiers
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John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
It’s a chud battle to the death
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