John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Yes I lost my fantasy football championship and yes I’m going to kill myself 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 02/01/2025JD Vance isn’t actually Catholic or Christian right? Like he doesn’t genuinely believe in the divinity and resurrection of Christ, right? 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Daily reminder chud degeneracy is just as prevalent and includes gambling, drowning in chudmedia 24/7, crypto, and lying 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 01/01/2025when I was in second grade, we played “Escape from the Twin Towers” (jumping off the jungle gym) on 9/11 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 31/12/2024see liberals they talk like this lol But conservatives? They talk like this. Got it? 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 24/12/2024They’re calling Packers-Saints 2024 “Katrina 2” 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 23/12/2024“Yup that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.” 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Wow Threads has way more libcringe than Bluesky and it’s not even close 000
Reposted by John HancockArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/12/2024The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital 394203933801
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Resisting the urge to reply “shut the fuck up” to every skeet on my feed 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 19/12/2024High school/college debate is a blight upon society. As president, I would euthanize everyone who ever participated in it 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 19/12/2024gorging on brainrot while my manager is on vacation bc I am losing my capacity for self control and I hate myself 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I’m betting on an Elon collapse like it’s the Big Short. I will be proven right! 000
Reposted by John HancockAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 18/12/2024You know it’s bad when even Trump is pity posting through it 💀 1854379012125
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Yes I’m barely mildly enjoying liberal purgatory, how could you tell? 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 18/12/2024ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHUDMAS MY CHUDJAK GAVE TO ME 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 18/12/2024THINGS BLUESKY HAS: - A TERRIBLE LACK OF IRONY - BORING DRAMA (STOP TALKING ABOUT JESSE SIGNAL HOLY SHIT) - CRINGE LIBPOSTING WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE 100
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 18/12/2024See republicans get kicked out of office like this: *internal revolt by far right loonies* And democrats get kicked out of office like this: *geriatric in a diaper dies mouth agape* 000
Reposted by John HancockLaurazepam @laurazepam.bsky.social · 17/12/202410am: tired 2pm: tired 5pm: tired 8pm: tired 11pm: popular. you’re gonna be pop-u-lar! 3559
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 16/12/2024From starting as QB for the Raiders to almost becoming chair of the House Oversight Committee, Aidan O’Connell has had an impressive couple weeks here 000
John Hancock @john-hancock.bsky.social · 16/12/2024It’s becoming clear this website isn’t very good 000
Reposted by John HancockAdam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Saw this on /r/philly and swelled with civic pride 321148210
Reposted by John HancockJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I have never once seen a Jesse Singal post on this website, but I swear to fucking god if I see you people post about him one more time I'm self-immolating in front of all of you. Please. Go watch a fucking football game or something. 927112
Reposted by John Hancockvo @vanillaopinions.bsky.social · 14/12/2024capital sided with fascism as quickly as it could 731239
