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John Coene

@john-coene.com
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Go, Javascript, Vapour, R, working on opifex.swiss

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John Coene @john-coene.com · 28/07/2026
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 26/07/2026
I love seeing #rstats in the wild, here a ggplot in a Wikipedia article on the Denarius. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denariu...
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 06/07/2026
Best day ever! @marcusaurelius2026.bsky.social
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 05/07/2026
Surely an impartial decision with absolutely no outside influence...
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 05/07/2026
Why yes Amazon, I want to follow Marcus Aurelius; I wouldn't want to miss the release of his next book...
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 23/06/2026
Meet {tooey}, a minimal TUI framework for #rstats github.com/devOpifex/to...
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 19/06/2026
Help, I'm being robbed.
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 06/06/2026
Oh no, what have you done @econmaett.github.io !?
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 06/05/2026
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 29/04/2026
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 12/04/2026
seed(42)
Même in random numbers generators being deterministic
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 14/03/2026
I can't with these encoding issues man
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 01/03/2026
I love you Poland, your people, your culture, I'm sorry you had to suffer so much during WWII and under the Soviet Union and I'm extremely happy you get to host #rstats UseR 2026 But come on...
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 27/02/2026
I will admit that liking many of my posts, going as far back as May 2025, and including one with a picture of my wife and I did succeed in making me uneasy... My instincts were correct: you are a creep.
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 29/01/2026
Men only want one thing and it's...
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 19/01/2026
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 25/12/2025
Works for months then stops for some fucking reason...
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 24/12/2025
curl -L opifex.sh
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 04/10/2025
Ooooooooh thanks for the SHtuff @posit.co, I love it!
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 21/08/2025
Microsoft marketing again: Copilot is a spastic.
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 28/05/2025
Claude showing up in my terminal
Okay I'm here, where's the work?
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 16/05/2025
It's a full #rstats lexer, parser, and transpiler written in pure #go (only standard library). It lets you turn your nice, readable, R code into mangled strings but still valid code. See the example below.
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 12/05/2025
LinkedIn shortening the URL in `go install github.com/devOpifex/styler` is a great representation of what I hate about tech: stop "automagically" doing stuff without asking. It's going to do it here too isn't it?
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 08/05/2025
How deep is that call stack?
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 06/05/2025
Ah, the one thing llms greatly help.
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 27/03/2025
There seems to be a misunderstanding, I really wish this is what I was looking for instead...
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 21/03/2025
Me documenting my broken #rstats methods with \dontrun{}
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 18/03/2025
🥳 Got the #rstats parser working so I can obfuscate R code. It's so very satisfying! And it only took between 9 and 6 months... 🫠 I can't open-source it yet because the cipher is probably easy to brute force. Look at it, in all its glory, with an obfuscated {ambiorix} app 🍰
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John Coene @john-coene.com · 02/03/2025
Here, have a meme. Happy Sunday.
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