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Johanna🌵

@johlylypad.bsky.social
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31 🐶 Spoiled city kid that moved to the Midwest 🤠 Mama of a 9 month old :)) @iimooglecx.bsky.social 💕 butthead

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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Little menace is tryna walk :0 She take a half step and falls, then grabs her toes. Is she scolding them for not doing it like in her head?
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is so me
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Im really trying to kindmogg like the kids taught me, but I am not in the mood today.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My first official mother's day, I feel pretty cool.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I would sell my husband for these
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Im always gonna pick to eat out, because I hate washing dishes 😇
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Pizzahut manager knows me by name, I gotta stop doing this so often 🤣
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I was gonna rant about work today. Just something small, something quick. But I seen a post talking about nicemaxxing and kindmogging, so I'll keep it in.
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AyVee Productions' Tortured Showgirl era @avsclub03.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
No Patrick, May 5th is not Mexican independance day
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I just tried the La Colombe canned coffees and they are pretty freaken good, I made the mistake in swishing one yesterday when I opened it. Can says DO NOT SHAKE 🤣 CARAMEL AND VANILLA 8/10 and Lactose free :)
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Work rant: Bruh I hate when the boxes are coming down the line in a steady manner and then all of a sudden they wanna jam everything on there.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
All done with work, there must have been extra dust at the warehouse this morning because I came to the flower shop crusty AF 😭🤣
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I just know he'd say the char on the marshmallow.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Valid
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Good morning! I hope its a nice sunny day for you. Happy Saturday!
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Mags @magsisgaming.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
“oh you’re doing nothing, that means you’re free to-“ you fool. you simpleton. you utter buffoon. nothing time is very important. you must treat it with respect and reverence
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A small brown and white bunny rests on a light-colored towel.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Good morning! What we on today? What did you have for breakfast?
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Tried to make friends on Threads because im there a lot but I only got the pervs 🤣 Im not shy about those things but like dont make it personal because I am a taken lady. Tell me about the sweet lady you took on a date, but dont direct it to me is what im asking.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Thank you for following me, I do interact with post mostly. Answering DMs always get hard for me lol
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I watch you while you sleep and think of all the things you did that made me mad that day.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Cooked up those birria buldak noodles and honestly I wont be buying those again. They have a slight flavor of birria but it smells like my 13 year old brothers, straight B.O.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Lottie had her 9month well child appointment today, Dr was also surprised how strong my baby is 😭🤣
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Older gentleman gave me a little pack of gushers at work, now hear me out. 1. You should never except candy from a stranger buuuuttttt I live in small town Iowa. So is this old guy dangerous? All that said to say, I ate them 😩😩
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Qtp with your favorite bug pokemon!
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Post an image from a game you played as a teenager
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Must be dinner time on bluesky cause everyone is posting food. Im jealous you guys, I have a severe case of FOMO.
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Y’allsey @aisling206.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I am “the music is too loud in this restaurant” years old.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
QTP with a sword ⚔️
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Im trying to interact with posts because it makes me feel social, and I genuinely enjoy other ppls interest.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Me + a video game I LOVE
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My 9 month old challenges this every 3 hours.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If you see this, QTP with one of your favorite Pokémon PERIOD. I dont play about my son.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Going back to work was like I literally never left 🤣
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Back to work after 10 day vacation, hope i don't walk into some bull lmao 🤣🤣
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I won't speak for him but I SLEPT SO GOOD 😭😭
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Just listened to BTS new song SWIM. Feeling like a baddie rn
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I got him next round yall, I swear.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I can not see, I have one good eye guys 😭😭 my other eye locks in if I get closer.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This was accurate
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I think this is the second time this has happened Ed to us honestly.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I can't have anything
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
He know I love a lets play 😭
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Pyra🎃 @iimooglecx.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
She has her own controller now. (Its a hori split pad thing) she loves it 🤣
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Benito Bowl Half Time was everything it needed to be. God Bless America!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Idk who sesame Street sacrificed but the insane hold Elmo has on my child is questionable. She is only 6 months and she doesn't really care about any of the other segments either >.>
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Im not a huge root beer fan, BUT let me talk to you about this craving for the specific twin root beer popsicle I have.
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Johanna🌵 @johlylypad.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My hero academia ending 10/10. I could not ask for anything better really.
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