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Johan van Hattum

@johanvanhattum.eurosky.social
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Teacher, bass player, phonologist, antifascist, screamer. He/him terzijdehorde.bsky.social

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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
Worth a shot: I am selling my Dronechov one-off Hatsuyuki Fuzz/Distortion, for bass and guitar! Based on a Russian Muff, it has a treble capacitor too, making it prefect for black metal. Hand-crafted in NL. Used once at Roadburn with Terzij de Horde, it's too heavy for me! DM for offers/questions!
Beautiful fuzz/distortion pedal, with engraved black and white branches in a forest. Level, Sustain and Tone are the three buttons. it looks and sounds GRIM.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026
My students made me a meme. Teacherlifebestlife.
I can't. It says You're the pea wet to my smack barm. And it looks like a Gen Z seizure.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 06/09/2026
LOOK AT IT
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 06/09/2026
Yesterday's show at Breda Barst was the best show of the year. We got a life-sized Dennis Bergkamp painting, a fridge magnet, a wild pit, pole climbers and crowd surfers everywhere, the best sound, the best vibes. A fitting goodbye for now to Richard, our drummer. 📷 by @kevin92.bsky.social
Terzij de Horde playing Breda Barst, with red/yellow/orange lighting, with a prominent pole climber in the pit.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 24/08/2026
Niels Vinck took this picture of me at @lowlands-fest.bsky.social this Saturday and I love it.
Low angle shot of me hovering over the camera, punishing my bass guitar (black Fender Aerodyne) and hair all over the place, creating a red halo-esque effect. We are, in fact, metalling.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 17/08/2026
@terzijdehorde.bsky.social we've been Lowlands-memed.
Two pictures of Ryan Gosling, one as Ken in the Barbie Movie, above him "Before Terzij de Horde at Lowlands", and then Ryan Gosling in fully dark clothing, black hair, looking morosely and intensely down, "After Terzij de Horde at Lowlands". A meme. I laughed. I think it's Ryan Gosling? I always mix up my Ryans.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 16/08/2026
Ah, uitgeverij Neon wordt binnenkort overspoeld met Christelijke en Nazi-scholen, zodat ze dit kunnen bewerkstelligen. Wat een fucking knurften.
Een interview met de directeur van de nieuwe Uitgeverij Neon, die gouden bergen voor het Onderwijsland belooft.

"Mag een school op basis van bijvoorbeeld levensovertuiging dan ook alle hoofdstukken over bijvoorbeeld homoseksualiteit, transgender personen, abortus of de Holocaust verwijderen?

"Ja, dat mag. We trekken de grens bij wat wettelijk niet is toegestaan. Hoofdstukken verwijderen mag, maar ze mogen bijvoorbeeld niet toevoegen dat bepaalde mensen mogen worden gedood."

En wat nou als de andere 126 schoolbesturen fel tegenstander zijn van bijvoorbeeld een abortusvrije en lhbti-vrije maar wettelijk toegestane editie? Uiteindelijk is Neon ook van hen.

"Uiteindelijk is alles een ledenbeslissing. Stel dat een meerderheid van de leden een bepaald type school niet wil toestaan, dan kunnen ze dat bepalen, ja. Het is een democratisch systeem."
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 15/08/2026
Ah yes,with Amenra and screamo stallwarts Trainwreck in a 80 max cap squat in Nijmegen (shout out Onderbroek, best food, best people) for 3 euros. I cannot believe I got away with this.
Showposter where I made fun of black metal, silly me.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 15/08/2026
A friend just reached out about a show I organised 20 years ago, and then found pictures of the one I organised 21 years ago. This is me.
A moved close-up of me, playing bass in the band Cameron. We played shows with Amen Ra in tiny squats, and I had no beard but I did have sideburns, and was wearing a bandana. I made choices, reader. Also, I think our singer, Bob, is lying on the floor, head first into the bass drum, because he didn't like seeing any audience. This was a fun year.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 13/08/2026
Stel nou, je bent op Lowlands, en je zou @terzijdehorde.bsky.social wel willen zien, maar je wil ook een stukje Kelis meepakken, zorge er dan iig voor dat je bij ons de tweede helft meepakt. We doen iets nieuws, en nooit meer hierna. MAAR ZOVEEL ZIN IN.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026
8: As a book proper, it must have been Dik Trom or Pietje Bell. Old Dutch books about young boys making mischief. I started reading at age 5, so a lot of these memories are muddled. Shout out to Marc de Bel and his Blinker-series too.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026
7: I have strong feelings about a comics series called Pol (bear with boat) and Pinkeltje (gnome with ambitions). I must have been 4 or 5?
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026
1: without a doubt Terry Pratchett - Thief of Time. For me the absolute peak of his world building.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 16/07/2026
When auto-caption shows the REAL issues behind Napalm Death's hit songs.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 28/06/2026
I finally fixed @last.fm 's shitty Tidal link, because they do fuck all, and now I can finally start scrobbling again. Dishes' record Drama is well on its way to become my AOTY.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 26/06/2026
mooie tijdlijn zo.
Hester's post over de gevoelstemperatuur in Zierikzee (nu 40 graden) wordt gevolgd door een post van het account Endless Screaming, met de term AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. Serendipiteus!
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 28/05/2026
16 Horsepower was holy. Intensely happy with my band there as well, as all of us have a certain connection with them, and could communicate that. What a band, what friends.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 21/05/2026
Ons kind verwoken op het Domplein. #refugeesarewelcome
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 06/05/2026
@terzijdehorde.bsky.social LEVELLING LEEUWARDEN NEXT WEEK! Awesome to be sharing a stage with Conjurer, and Neushoorn is a great stage. Will I see @kutheks.bsky.social there?
Gig poster for Conjurer and Terzij de Horde in Leeuwarden the 15th of May. The visuals are Joost Vervoort's artwork for Conjurer's last record.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 23/04/2026
IT IS @lunapuella.bsky.social'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! She is the strongest, most beautiful, and most righteous woman, and she deserves to be praised. PRAISE HER!
Lydia smiles into the camera, wearing a beautiful self-made top. She is ruling.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 22/04/2026
Dit is echt een schijtfoto, maar we hebben een lepelaar in de Meern!!1!1!
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 19/04/2026
Paul Verhagen took a picture of the best feeling in the world.
Terzij de Horde, live at Roadburn 2026 in the Skate Hall, which is PACKED.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 18/04/2026
Gefeliciteerd, koning van mijn hart!
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 11/04/2026
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 08/04/2026
This photo by Femme Von Steel Photos goes really hard. Last weekend was amazing. Terzij de Horde against fascists forever.
A black and white torso shot of me, playing bass, wearing a Death to Fascists shirt on stage.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 31/03/2026
Mooi stukje serendipity!
Right after Wouter's post that he is now buying a right wing nazi-embracing paper, the account Endless Screaming reacts with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 04/03/2026
Terzij de Horde, famously centrist, often apolitical.
Me, smiling, before the keffiyeh across our drum kit, the Palestinian flag across one guitar amp and the Antifa-flag across my bass amp. We also have a trans flag on the other guitar amp. Teardrinker de Horde 4 life.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 31/01/2026
@terzijdehorde.bsky.social komt bij jullie in de buurt spelen! Mocht je favoriete zaal er nu niet tussen staan, we zijn nu bezig met boeken in het najaar, dus poke je lokale boeker. ZOVEEL ZIN IN. Avonden vol Tear Drinker, Lijkschouwer, Onhou, Grey Aura, woede en liefde. Aalscholver black metal!
Black and red tour poster for Terzij de Horde, with gorgeous artwork of an abbey ruin by Christian Degn. It shows that we're playing in VERA Groningen 26/2, Metropool Hengelo 27/2, Paard Den haag 28/2 and Bibelot Dordrecht 1/3.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 20/01/2026
When you take a train earlier so you are at work in time and then they let the train after, that you avoided because you wanted to be at work earlier, pass first and then the train still hasn't moved and no one has told you anything. That feeling.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 16/01/2026
R.I.P. to a real one.
I learned from my family very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 10/01/2026
Two days late, but work got in the way. For @peterkwint.bsky.social specifically: CURSED. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zGg...
A nice little match up between a lot of 2000s hardcore bands, choosing which one is 'the best'. My choice is Cursed, as their album run has literally NO failures. All albums are perfect.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 03/01/2026
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 31/12/2025
Full yearlist for those who'd like to know. Musically, this year has been great! Have to admit that the second half felt richer than the first? And I didn't add the @terzijdehorde.bsky.social full length, even though, deep in my heart, we're the eternal number one.
My year list! Top to bottom in my top 30:

House of Harm – The Concept of Harm: Live in Berlin
The Tubs – Cotton Crown
Dorpsstraat 3 – Staal Op Staal
Mycorrhizae – Rehearsal 6-26
Das Beat – Frau Fatal
Planning for Burial – It’s Closeness, It’s Easy
Lijkschouwer – All What Did the Blade Reveal
Lucerne Hammer – Vermillion Pyre
XWeaponX – Demo II
Desinteresse - Onschuld
Raein – Forme Sommerse
Culturist – Returning to the Dungeon Rave
Still in Love – Recovery Language
Decadesthetique - Mannequin
HEALTH – Conflict DLC
S10 – Mijn Haren Ruiken naar Vuur
Paris Texas – They Left Me with the Sword
Yellow Eyes – Confusion Gate
The Blood Mountain Black Metal Choir- Folklore  
xInstinctivex - Embrace
State Power – Final Hour
Soft Vein – Through Blinds
Promaja – Bravo Brava
Deafheaven – Lonely People with Power
Impenetrable Fury – Through Sheer Will and Glory Above All
Desolate Throne - Howls of Blood 
UZU – A Qui la Liberte?
Serrate – Even the Wind Sounds Dead
Spiritkiller -  s/t
Nuovo Testamento - Trouble
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 28/12/2025
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Adam & The Ants (19) The Specials (15) Supergrass (13) The Damned (12) Aretha Franklin (11). #myweekcounted 225 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Adam & The Ants The Specials Supergrass The Damned Aretha Franklin
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 21/12/2025
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: HEALTH (24) Rome (23) Otis Redding (12) The Cardigans (12) Kathryn Joseph (11). #myweekcounted 485 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
HEALTH Rome Otis Redding The Cardigans Kathryn Joseph
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 21/12/2025
I think you need to.
A slighly too golden-brown, gorgeous piece of focaccia, dripping with oil.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 18/12/2025
But this is weird, right? And awesome? We have been voted 4th best record in the Netherlands by a national newspaper. Goddamn. @nrc.nl actually having a pro-trans band celebrated is amazing!
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 15/12/2025
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 14/12/2025
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: HEALTH (50) 16 Horsepower (36) Cradle of Filth (18) Spiritkiller (14) Tom Waits (13). #myweekcounted 611 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
HEALTH 16 Horsepower Cradle of Filth Spiritkiller Tom Waits
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 09/12/2025
When you bring an amazing friend who is a photographer to your shows, he makes you look pretty. Niels Vinck for life.
A bass player under two crossed white beams, against a red background, with red key lights, showing him contemplating keeping his finger on the 5 or should he move to 6? Alas.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 07/12/2025
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: From Ashes Rise (13) Aimee Mann (12) Qual (11) Fading Signal (10) Flevoland (10). #myweekcounted 353 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
From Ashes Rise Aimee Mann Qual Fading Signal Flevoland
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 06/12/2025
Huilen bij de soundcheck van @betonnie.bsky.social (positive)
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 30/11/2025
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Spineshank (20) Gary Numan (12) R.E.M. (11) Demolish Terror (10) Draugveil (10). #myweekcounted 435 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Spineshank Gary Numan R.E.M. Demolish Terror Draugveil
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 27/11/2025
I turn 44 today, and I will celebrate with my students today, as well as Spineshank with all my brothers, by blood and band. Here's a meme. Best job, best life.
A tall, bearded man, followed by a person eating cereal, exclaiming 'he will never ballin' '. Third panel, the bearded man, me, shows some MOVES, bouncing an invisible ball. Last panel shows the cereal person spitting it out in disbelief and awe. I don't know either. My students memed me, and I appreciate it. I think.
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 23/11/2025
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Billo (17) Thomas Brunet (15) Turnstile (14) Yellow Eyes (14) Every Face Becomes A Skull (13). #myweekcounted 512 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Billo Thomas Brunet Turnstile Yellow Eyes Every Face Becomes A Skull
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 16/11/2025
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: S10 (19) Soft Vein (15) Street Sex (13) Paris Texas (12) Serotonin Mist (12). #myweekcounted 478 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
S10 Soft Vein Street Sex Paris Texas Serotonin Mist
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 09/11/2025
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Johnny Cash (16) Guided by Voices (15) Lord Snow (15) The Beatles (15) La Dispute (14). #myweekcounted 598 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Johnny Cash Guided by Voices Lord Snow The Beatles La Dispute
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 02/11/2025
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Converge & Coalesce (14) Woven Hand (14) Ash Code (13) Boneflower (13) Das Beat (13). #myweekcounted 488 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Converge & Coalesce Woven Hand Ash Code Boneflower Das Beat
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Johan van Hattum @johanvanhattum.eurosky.social · 26/10/2025
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Tigers Jaw (24) De La Soul (22) From Ashes Rise (13) Bar Italia (12) Madrugada (12). #myweekcounted 342 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Tigers Jaw De La Soul From Ashes Rise Bar Italia Madrugada
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