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Joey Hedger

@joeyhedger.bsky.social
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Author living in Alexandria, VA | Deliver Thy Pigs (Malarkey Books) | stories in Saw Palm, Complete Sentence, Variant Lit, HAD, and more | he/him www.joeyhedger.com

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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 5h
This is a wonderful interview with two wonderful writers/people. Better give it a listen buds!
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Christopher Stevenson @chrisstevenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New Podcast! I interview the amazing @ambersparks.bsky.social about her debut novel, childhood and adulthood, magic, and Halloween. Donna Arrendell interviews the participants of the short horror films workshop. Best podcast ever! dcplpodcast.simplecast.com/episodes/com...
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Coming Into Spooky Season | DC Public Library Podcast
In this episode, we’re coming into spooky season. In Get Lit Chris Stevenson interviews Amber Sparks about her debut novel “Happy People Don’t Live Here” which is now in paperback. After that we’ll br...
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unfortunately, I'm not the coolest guy in my neighborhood. The coolest guy in my neighborhood has longhorns mounted on the hood of his town car.
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So you're saying the guy from Owl City was NOT in the Postal Service? And the Postal Service was NOT in the United States Postal Service??
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Adam Shaw @adamshaw502.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stoked to share the trailer for COZY, my new collection coming out next month w/ @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social. ebook preorders available now. 🤘 www.cowboyjamboreemagazine.com/cozy.html
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The internet really really wants to teach me how to make seitan.
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw some wild turkeys today. In Arlington, Va. What a world huh?
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All these videos showing me how simple clawhammer banjo is, but I’m sorry, my hand just refuses to move like that.
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a new micro about DYING in the latest @identitytheory.bsky.social. Thanks to @vicnogaywrites.bsky.social for selecting this, and to you for reading it! It's very short.
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I Died - Identity Theory
I emerge from the forest to discover I died.
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A shitzu laying her head on a leg with absolutely panicked eyes as she’s peaking toward some horror just off screen
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nick's short stories never fail to blow me away. This one's, unsurprisingly, fantastic!
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Trent Brown @joshuatrentbrown.com · 21/09/2026
Any NC folks (or southern VA), I’ll be slinging books at the biggest book festival in NC this Saturday. Come see me.
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A new little computer nightmare from me at Plague Circus Press
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I Am Still in the Computer Lab by Chris Scott
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Spencer Fleury @spencerfleury.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wrote something for @necessaryfiction.com about the research I did for my new novel THE SHITBIRD. necessaryfiction.com/researchnote...
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The Shitbird – Necessary Fiction
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve not really noticed flock cameras around here since they became a thing, but in the last couple days, at least three popped up in my neighborhood and it’s freaking me out. Did they just move all the Arlington ones to Alexandria after Arlington banned them?!?
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Each time I put together the stories I've written that I like and the stories I've written that are thematically appropriate together, it all keeps coming out to like 20,000 words. I'm never gonna get this collection finished lol
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Stanchion @stanchion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Congrats to @spencerfleury.bsky.social on the publication of his novel THE SHITBIRD! Get it from Stanchion (physical copy or PDF) or order it from wherever you dig buying books online, @bookshop.org for example. Print: www.stanchionzine.com/product-page... PDF: www.stanchionzine.com/product-page...
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The Shitbird PDF | Stanchion
The Shitbird is the story of Colin McAllister, a seaman in the US Coast Guard, and a poor fit for the role at best. He’s an outsider, a stoner with a bad attitude and a smart mouth, a combo that often...
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Apparently it’s sheep and goats, which seems obvious now. I was going off vibes, not pamphlets, when saying it was goats. If you’re one of those folks who can really separate your sheep from your goats, I pray you’ll forgive my oversight
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ever since mr joshua started writing alt text it has become required reading. a wonderful insight into his process. thank you pants
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes when you eat it coming up the stairs, it’s elegant and silent, and other times, you’re carrying two iced coffees and an armful of library books, all of which goes flying into the bushes and spills over yourself, and you scream loud enough that the neighbors come outside to check on you.
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The goats are napping after eating kudzu all morning
A brown and white goat looking at the cameraA white goat lying down with other goatsA black and white goat peeking over a jumble of napping goats
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Horrific though unsurprising report from @propublica.org: Ectopic pregnancy deaths have basically doubled since the end of Roe
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Ectopic Pregnancy Deaths Have Nearly Doubled. It’s Worse in States With Abortion Bans.
With prompt and appropriate medical care, experts say, people shouldn’t die from an ectopic pregnancy. Women in Texas and Oklahoma have sued over delays in care, which, coupled with our new analysis, ...
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Love this piece! Definitely stop and take a minute to read this one! "Jason Voorhees was never happy. Or maybe he was happy, briefly, when he was a kid. Before he drowned and all of this started."
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Train Dreams By Stevie Nicks
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If I saw a spiderweb that said “some pig,” I wouldn’t think the pig was special. I’d think he was just some pig. And that just shows you how sick and twisted our culture has become since 1952.
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My friends’ kid calls me Uncle Goey, which they try to correct, and while I am supportive of her language development, I really really don’t want her to stop
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
gonna pull a John Henry and challenge Claude to a guitar playing contest. It’ll do some shit like soullessly replicate the Freebird solo, and it’ll probably win, b/c I’ll be in the corner doing that nasty bluegrass riff I learned once over and over until I get bored of it
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shihtzu looking at camera with a perplexed expression
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just thought of a really good book title: Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Guy. Not sure what it's about yet. Don't steal it pls.
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A cell phone that is powered by those little light sensitive strips they put on calculators. Don’t steal my idea. I’m cooking here.
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Kay Vaindal @kayv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New story with STP now free to read! It’s another weird one 👽
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
posting a snippet of a wendell berry poem I like on instagram to honor him and thinking fondly about how much he'd hate that
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LJ Pemberton @ljabouttown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s Live on Malarkey Public Radio!!! Hear me and @joshuatrentbrown.com discuss his novel The Walls Are Closing in On Us, among other things, and enjoy the dulcet sounds of two Southerners chewing the fat. malarkeybooks.com/malarkeypubl...
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Season 2, Episode 2: As Long As a Dog's Tail — Malarkey
In which LJ Pemberton speaks with Joshua Trent Brown about his new novel, The Walls Are Closing in On Us , genealogy as inspiration, how to write a novel if you’ve only ever written short fiction, th...
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Very worthwhile checking out Ivy's latest blogpost about indie publishing.
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s the plot of Yesterday, but instead of the Beatles, nobody knows about Abbott and Costello and I’m frantically trying to remember how who’s on first goes.
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Soup is fun because you can just put anything in your fridge in some broth and it’s done
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My Lyft driver is about to take me on a journey!
A text message:

Today 12:11 PM
Your driver is arriving in 10 minutes. Look for Ulysses in a 2026 Chevrolet Trax.
If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, it may be spam.
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have a little 6 sentence story today about scientists and townies in the great new issue of @gooseberrypielit.bsky.social. Read it here 💣☀️
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The Big Bang - Gooseberry Pie Lit Magazine
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Malarkey @malarkeybooks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Preorders make everything possible, especially paying for the covers and printing copies. malarkeybooks.com/store/inacce...
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The Inaccessible Rail, by Roger Vaillancourt — Malarkey
Publishing in October 2026. Preorder for a signed copy. The Inaccessible Rail , a novel by Roger Vaillancourt, is a set of complete thoughts that aspires to render a pointillist portrait of this new...
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There’s one book that pairs with none of these, and that’s Don Bronco’s (Working Title) Shell by @dryan.bsky.social. Which is all the more reason you must buy and read it!!
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Obvious next step: If you downloaded one of these books, now go buy Kill Radio, Backmask, Still Alive, Boxcutters, Terrestrial, Man in a Cage, and/or the Muu-Antiques. They pair really really well with this list right here. Trust me.
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Malarkey @malarkeybooks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
With the exception of preorders, we are all caught up on orders, which is a relief but also terrifying because orders keep us alive. Anyway order books and zines at malarkeybooks dot com that’s malarkeybooks.com
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Malarkey
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Ivy Grimes @ivygrimes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"When I try to plan ahead or tackle the concept of something intellectually before I write it, those are almost always the projects I abandon. I try to embrace the long periods of writing droughts as necessary to the eventual and inevitable flood of ideas and stories." -@anniejowrites.bsky.social
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Interview with Anna Vangala Jones
Turmeric & Sugar, editing, the inevitable flood of ideas
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They should invent a job that doesn’t involve AI
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shome dasgupta @shomedasgupta.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Friends—my CNF piece A Circus of Songs has been nominated for The Best of the Net. A sincerest thank you to @lit-namjooning.bsky.social for publishing this personal narration & for also showing love to it with such a nomination: literarynamjooning.wixsite.com/litnam/post/.... Opening lines below:
Nomination for The Best of the Net letter from Literary Namjooning.Opening lines for A Circus of Songs along with an image of a stained glass window.
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
AI users apparently don't want a watermark reminding them that Claude is just a brand/company product. They prefer to think of Claude as a French dude smoking cigarettes and philosophizing about the meaning of life, making little paintings in his Paris apartment and wrongly solving math problems.
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey, you should order the Beltway anthology from @nightginkgopress.bsky.social!! It’s chock full of stories, essays, and poems by DC area writers, including myself! So grateful to exist on these pages! nightginkgo.com/product/belt...
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Beltway: An Anthology of Writers from the Washington, D.C. Metro Area
This anthology is a collection of stories, poems, and essays, that showcases the immense literary talent in the Washington, DC area.
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Joey Hedger @joeyhedger.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hot take: my tummy hurts because I ate way too much homemade focaccia
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Alan @alanallanallen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’ve edited and proofed all of these books, did the layout on all but two, pretty proud of all of them and want everyone to be able to read them.
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